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TheFLY 03-29-2003 07:09 PM

The best scam you ever heard of...
 
Come on we have all heard of some good ones... I'm trying to get good ideas :) Legal scams of course :thumbsup

My fake contests are almost legendary, but I'm about to take this all to another level...

TheFLY 03-29-2003 07:09 PM

Amway is a scam, right?

iroc409 03-29-2003 07:10 PM

does the one to instantly improve your credit, although completely legal, count?

bogo 03-29-2003 07:12 PM

no such thing as legal scam,if its a scam,its illegal..:2 cents:

Kick Ass Chat 03-29-2003 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Amway is a scam, right?
No Amway is not a scam, it's a multi level pyramid sales tool. I have a few friends that got into it many many years ago, and are retired now with very comfy lives. :)

dnsmonster 03-29-2003 07:16 PM

hosthybrid.com

p00p 03-29-2003 07:17 PM

cindysinx

Hunter 03-29-2003 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GirlsFrehahahahas


No Amway is not a scam, it's a multi level pyramid sales tool. I have a few friends that got into it many many years ago, and are retired now with very comfy lives. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what they do...win the lottery ?

iroc409 03-29-2003 07:25 PM

sitting at the top of a moderately successful or better pyramid scheme is a great place to ride the waves, until they hit the shore.


i should start one, let it roll for a year or two, then let it dive. doesn't matter to me, take the $$ and run....

Pipecrew 03-29-2003 07:28 PM

There is a thing you can easily buy online, costs about 100 bucks and you can change your Visa/Amex card limits to whatever you want

Jakke PNG 03-29-2003 07:30 PM

Lottery.
It's a damn scam. You have the possibility to win in about 1:47billion or something. If that's not a scam, what is? :)

AdultNex 03-29-2003 07:31 PM

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeri...transfer_fraud

European Lee 03-29-2003 07:32 PM

The best scam ever has to be that Nigerian one.

How long has it been around now? 10 years or so?

How many people STILL fall for it?

Regards,

Lee

EscortBiz 03-29-2003 07:47 PM

A Scam that I almost fell for:

About 2 years ago I come home one night and I go and check my answering machine for new messages, I listen to the following message:

"Hey whats up Mike, it's me Richard I was hoping you would pick up the phone because I hate leaving confidential information on answering machines, but im at the airport leaving to China for business and thats one long flight, tomorrow is the day to buy the company we spoke about they have some major news they are about to release, I ask you not to tell any of your friends because it can get us all into trouble as a reminder the ticker symbol is... buy in confidence as many shares as you can, i'll call you once im in China.

Now I hear this message it did sound like he is in an Airport and he was caughing etc. making it sound like its a real message but I am not Mike, so im sitting at home all excited that I just got some serious stock tip simply by someone making a wrong number.

A few hours later a friend that knows nothing about the stock market calls me all excited, he tells me someone just fucked up and left him a confidential stock tip on his voice mail and hes going on and on how he knows a guy that became a millionaire from one stock tip blah blah blah.

I calm him down saying it's bullshit the message he got and I play him the message I got and they are exactly the same!

The guy def. got some fish because the next day the stock really went up, today that company is not anywhere on the stock market.

But he used one of those autodialers I guess to call tons of people with a pre-recorded message that sounded pretty real.

NineNine 03-29-2003 07:49 PM

Clickcash/IFriends

hybrid 03-29-2003 07:51 PM

Making money from porn.

You're all scammers!

rooster 03-29-2003 07:52 PM

aol when they charged per minute

ldinternet 03-29-2003 07:53 PM

One of the best ones would have to be this from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels:

Quote:

You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag advertising the latest in ass intruding dildos. You sell it with, I don't know, does what no other dildo can do until now, the latest and greatest in sexual technology, guaranteed results or your money back, all that bollocks. Now, these deals cost twenty five quid a pop, and that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're going to give the recipients. But they send there cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, err, Bobby's Bits or something. You take that twenty five quid and stick it in a bank until it clears. Now this is the smart bit. You send back the cheque for twenty five pound from the other company name, uh... Ass Ticklers Faggots Fanclub, saying we're sorry but we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque. Not a single soul. Because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass when they're not paying in cheques?

Gutterboy 03-29-2003 07:53 PM

Plant a camera inside a bathroom vent in some supermarket. Let it run for a while, then "discover" it one day and sue the store for emotional trauma.

Try to keep face off screen while installing :thumbsup

evildick 03-29-2003 07:54 PM

How about religion?

jake2000xp 03-29-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Legal scams of course
A scam is not legal. I think you are confusing a scam with creative marketing..

Marcus 03-29-2003 08:00 PM

Late night infomercials.

Buy a house with bad credit and no money down, ya right!

remember this one?
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/tomvu.htm

Joe Sixpack 03-29-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iroc409
sitting at the top of a moderately successful or better pyramid scheme is a great place to ride the waves, until they hit the shore.


i should start one, let it roll for a year or two, then let it dive. doesn't matter to me, take the $$ and run....

Now that's the American Way! :thumbsup

Brujah 03-29-2003 08:06 PM

The 2000 US Presidential Election.

Jakke PNG 03-29-2003 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
The 2000 US Presidential Election.
:1orglaugh

jimmy3way 03-29-2003 08:11 PM

Enron: Best scam ever.

Possibly will never be topped.

freeadultcontent 03-29-2003 10:05 PM

I found a really good one, but I sure as fuck am not posting it here. Do not need every ass clown out their running it. Want the info, just paypal 50.00 to serendipity18@ charter.net Only will give it to the first 5 people.

Kanoealoha 03-29-2003 10:09 PM

Marriage

smashface 03-29-2003 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I found a really good one, but I sure as fuck am not posting it here. Do not need every ass clown out their running it. Want the info, just paypal 50.00 to serendipity18@ charter.net Only will give it to the first 5 people.
:Buck: :Buck: :Buck:

Daen 03-29-2003 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I found a really good one, but I sure as fuck am not posting it here. Do not need every ass clown out their running it. Want the info, just paypal 50.00 to serendipity18@ charter.net Only will give it to the first 5 people.
I have sent the money and have still not received a reply. I then sent another $50 using a different credit card and have still not had a reply. Please do not send me two info. packs, and please return one of my payments to [email protected]. Looking forward to getting rich thanks.

TheJimmy 03-29-2003 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
The 2000 US Presidential Election.
:1orglaugh

mrthumbs 03-29-2003 10:30 PM

some 'thread that never dies' scam..
dont know how it works..but it works. beats
those nigerians.

DearAbby 03-29-2003 10:47 PM

Heres a small one that may work. You have to find an overworked cashier though.

Happened to me by accident. I did'nt take the money because Im a nice person.

I went into 7-11 and bought a coke. All I had was a $100 bill.

To get the correct change, the cashier has to open up a seperate compartment, or dig up cash from benieth the drawer.

I was making small talk to her while she tried to count out the correct amount to herself. It kept messing her up...Finally she got it right, and handed me the change.

The weird part was that she never took my initial $100

mrthumbs 03-29-2003 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DearAbby
Heres a small one that may work. You have to find an overworked cashier though.

Happened to me by accident. I did'nt take the money because Im a nice person.

I went into 7-11 and bought a coke. All I had was a $100 bill.

To get the correct change, the cashier has to open up a seperate compartment, or dig up cash from benieth the drawer.

I was making small talk to her while she tried to count out the correct amount to herself. It kept messing her up...Finally she got it right, and handed me the change.

The weird part was that she never took my initial $100

It's not SHE but HE

and i got fired the day after.

thank you.

Phoenix66 03-29-2003 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
A Scam that I almost fell for:

About 2 years ago I come home one night and I go and check my answering machine for new messages, I listen to the following message:
............

That's definitelly a good scam! :) :) :)

DearAbby 03-29-2003 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs


It's not SHE but HE

and i got fired the day after.

thank you.

... I didnt take the money.

applejacks 03-29-2003 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
:1orglaugh

Good one..lol

mrthumbs 03-29-2003 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DearAbby


... I didnt take the money.

but you took the coke and fucked up the inventory for my shift.

DearAbby 03-29-2003 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs


but you took the coke and fucked up the inventory for my shift.

na man... I paid for the coke fair and square! :1orglaugh

fnet 03-29-2003 11:14 PM

This wasn't bad:

http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/


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