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GrantMercury 02-25-2013 12:58 AM

Redesigned 2014 Jeep Cherokee is Fucking Hideous! (pic)
 
Who thought this was a good idea??? :eek7

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog....okee-2-opt.jpg

ninavain 02-25-2013 01:20 AM

looks like shit

WTFBucks 02-25-2013 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19498801)
looks like shit

indeed
8char

MrMaxwell 02-25-2013 01:40 AM

That looks like my ex without her botox
Fucking cunt

Markul 02-25-2013 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19498819)
That looks like my ex without her botox
Fucking cunt

:helpme:helpme

- Jesus Christ - 02-25-2013 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19498801)
looks like an asian guy taking a shit

ftfy....

nico-t 02-25-2013 01:50 AM

that's ugly as fuck. Looks like they took a hammer and smashed the top half of the grill down.

dont know if the budget brand Dacia is als available in the US, but the side reminds me of one of their horribly ugly cars:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_20100928.jpg

I was driving on the highway and passed a Dacia with dirt on the back. Normally people would write 'wash me' or 'dirty' on there. But on the Dacia someone wrote 'Loser' :1orglaugh

Sid70 02-25-2013 02:11 AM

Good to smash zombies on the go :)

SGS 02-25-2013 02:51 AM

Do people still buy those things? Last one I saw has the build quality of a 1980's Lada.

BigChad 02-25-2013 04:44 AM

That doesn't look like it would offroad at all lol. Reminds me of that ugly looking buick SUV.

xxxcoupon 02-25-2013 05:35 AM

i must be the odd guy out - i think it looks great lol

Mark67 02-25-2013 05:40 AM

It has a BMW look.

Probono 02-25-2013 05:43 AM

http://images.cardekho.com/images/ca...ong_rexton.jpgLooks like a Rexton.

John-ACWM 02-25-2013 06:24 AM

Damn ugly.

yuu.design 02-25-2013 08:46 AM

i dont like it

TRe$yNFuL 02-25-2013 08:46 AM

What a shame, used to like the older ones.

Scott McD 02-25-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19498786)
Who thought this was a good idea??? :eek7

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog....okee-2-opt.jpg

I've seen worse... :2 cents:

videobunch 02-25-2013 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19498786)
Who thought this was a good idea??? :eek7

That is a lowerend Jeep Compass. Here is what you want 2014 Grand Cherokee SRT8;
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-004.jpg
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-006.jpg
I have a 2013 and love it and it is fast. 470hp.

pornguy 02-25-2013 09:10 AM

trying to make it look like a BMW or something

Overload 02-25-2013 09:35 AM

eek, a tar-bubble ... crap

StinkyPink 02-25-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videobunch (Post 19499271)
That is a lowerend Jeep Compass. Here is what you want 2014 Grand Cherokee SRT8;
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-004.jpg
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-006.jpg
I have a 2013 and love it and it is fast. 470hp.

Yeah, but how many are 4wd? I have only seen very few srt-8 with 4wd.

shake 02-25-2013 10:06 AM

Wow, it's like they wanted to win a contest to make something uglier than the Pontiac Aztek.. I think they won

Rochard 02-25-2013 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videobunch (Post 19499271)
That is a lowerend Jeep Compass. Here is what you want 2014 Grand Cherokee SRT8;
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-004.jpg
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-006.jpg
I have a 2013 and love it and it is fast. 470hp.

That is fucking bad ass!

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 19499342)
Yeah, but how many are 4wd? I have only seen very few srt-8 with 4wd.

The SRT8 is the "high performance" division of Chrysler (which owns Jeep). In this case, it's less about four wheeling and more about speed - The new Grand Cherokee SRT8 gets 0-60 in five seconds.

AndyA 02-25-2013 10:17 AM

I dont know that red one is pretty ok... check out the 2014 Defender... now that bitch is awesome

Matt 26z 02-25-2013 10:53 AM

Not bad.

The grill design is the only problem. Anyone that likes the rest of the car could live with it.

Seems to depend on the color scheme though.

Looks pretty good here
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog....kee-summit.jpg

Eh...
http://strumors.automobilemag.com/fi...ew-623x389.jpg

Different headlight styling here. This is ugly. Looks evil, but a very weak evil. Not like a Maserati strong evil. This is just lame.
http://cdn.slashgear.com/wp-content/...ee-580x326.jpg

Major (Tom) 02-25-2013 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19498819)
That looks like my ex without her botox
Fucking cunt

Awesome lol
Ds

Ross 02-25-2013 01:34 PM

Trying to keep up with the Land Rover Evoque. They failed.

2013 02-25-2013 01:37 PM

i like it

GrantMercury 02-25-2013 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videobunch (Post 19499271)
That is a lowerend Jeep Compass. Here is what you want 2014 Grand Cherokee SRT8

I'm pretty sure it's the new Cherokee. I like that SRT8!

http://automotive.speedtv.com/articl...okee-revealed/

Spunky 02-25-2013 01:40 PM

Takes getting used to but I kinda dig it

scuba steve 02-25-2013 01:41 PM

if i want a fast car though, i wouldn't get an suv. you need hp for towing shit i get, but why does the 0-60 matter at that point? its a suv haha

Some Guy 02-25-2013 01:42 PM

That's fucking hideous. They've been getting worse and worse over the last decade. I miss the boxier, more manly look they used to have in the 80's and 90's. Now they kind look a bit too soccer momish.

GrantMercury 02-25-2013 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Guy (Post 19499820)
That's fucking hideous. They've been getting worse and worse over the last decade. I miss the boxier, more manly look they used to have in the 80's and 90's. Now they kind look a bit too soccer momish.

+1 Agreed.

GrantMercury 02-25-2013 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19499807)
I think you're confusing some pics of the Grand Cherokee with the Cherokee. Two totally different vehicles. The one with the fucked up grill is the new Cherokee.

Yeah, that's it I guess. I tried to figure it out online, but just gave up.

So they made 2 different vehicles, named one the "Cherokee" and the other, totally different vehicle, the "Grand Cherokee". :helpme

Sounds like the same bunch that designed this thing is in charge of naming them. :1orglaugh

If they keep this shit up, it won't be long before they're bankrupt again.

_Richard_ 02-25-2013 02:12 PM

so in the end it's not a cherokee?

GrantMercury 02-25-2013 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19499855)
so in the end it's not a cherokee?

It is, but not a "Grand" Cherokee. I think. :upsidedow

GrantMercury 02-25-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19499861)
LOL, ya that's it. They also did the same thing with the Caravan and Grand Caravan, although those vehicles are even more similar, other than a different wheelbase and door / seat configuration.

Well, I thought the Caravan / Grand Caravan thing was just a question of trim and features, not a whole different body. Am I wrong?

In any case, I don't think the people at Jeep are thinking very clearly.

bronco67 02-25-2013 02:22 PM

Now it looks like the douche-mobile it actually is.

Rochard 02-25-2013 03:08 PM

I didn't know there was a difference between the Cherokee and the Grand Cherokee. In fact, I didn't know there was a "Cherokee" - I thought there was only Grand Cherokee.

No matter what it is, the ugly one is fucking ugly.

Rochard 02-25-2013 03:09 PM

I didn't know there was a difference between the Cherokee and the Grand Cherokee. In fact, I didn't know there was a "Cherokee" - I thought there was only Grand Cherokee.

No matter what it is, the ugly one is fucking ugly.


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