Best way to get Weed out of your System?
 

Need help passing a drug test for work.

What works? How long will I need to wait to pass it for sure?

Use cocaine

Drink some bleach.

smoke the opposite of weed, it would counteract the effects!

Substitute your pregnant sisters urine.

Blood transfusion.

At a mcdonald's, I pee'd into a condom for my friend and he taped it to his leg and just punctured it into the cup.

The other method is too just drink tons of water, you're urine becomes so diluted (clear in color) that it's nearly untraceable. You'll have to drink an exorbitant amount though, timing will be difficult.

Anyway, never had to deal with this issue on a personal level, but know from associates that this is the way to go.
My friend passed his drug test btw with the condom. :)

shave your head as well

I got my brother past one by buying one of those strong cleanse drinks from GNC then drinking as much other fluids as he possibly could (nearly drown and sick level).. Water, cranberry juice and Gatorade. His test came back inconclusive but it also bought him the few extra days clean for the retest. He was smoking up to the night before he got the call to take the test.

You're fucked! :)

Looking for real suggestions...

Thanks for the Condom idea.

That depends on a lot of things.

What kind of test?
How much do you smoke?

Whats your body fat percentage approx? Higher your BF the longer THC will be in your system.

stay clean for at least 4 weeks
drink lots of water. Buy a home test at the pharmacy to be sure.

golden seal and a hellava lot of water.

don't smoke weed

search "Cannabis drug testing" on wikipedia.

Get a different job.

Realize you're going to have to have a job where you get to have a nifty patch on your shirt with your name on it.

You went to work in that coat and now they're sending you to take a drug test?

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Get a job that doesn't tell you what you can and can't do on your non-work hour times.

1 gallon jar of pickles. Toss the pickles & drink the juice.

I honestly have no idea whether this works or not as I have never done this or needed to, but I have many friends that swear by it.

Otherwise I agree with Killswitch above.

if you don't have 4 weeks to kill you may as well try this

Bend over and spread your cheeks for the man

1 16 ounce glass of white vinegar every hour

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Eat your morning poo.

Works every time - Then, the overload of YOUR OWN NATURAL toxins in your wee, will override the dope

the ross rebagliati defense!

simple: dont smoke the herb

Smoke more

Lots of water. Either you pass or it is inconclusive as others have said and retest later.

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Let me know if you need help, I always score high on drug tests... :winkwink:

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ADG

What kind of test is it? If it's a hair follicle test, you're fucked unless you have three months to let it grow out. :(

Move to a better country.

Don't smoke.

Depends on if hair or piss. Figure 1-3 months, but they will likely have follow-up testing too

Home Remedy - 3 days of Niacin, kinda painful but it works. Your skin feels hot and it sucks. I've passed a few tests this way.

Or https://detoxify.com/ this works also and its less painfull :thumbsup

I would add a drop of this in your urines + a small drop of acid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide

(it is suppose to oxide the colorant)

But i'm not sure if it works.

Drink a lot of water, don't smoke during at least 4 weeks