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TampaToker 08-04-2012 12:03 AM

Just seriously mangled a 19 year old's face
 
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.

k0nr4d 08-04-2012 12:13 AM

Hey, if you felt threatened...

BIGTYMER 08-04-2012 12:20 AM

Sorry to hear.

They were running away.. why chase after them? Not trying to make you feel worse.

Coup 08-04-2012 12:22 AM

Enjoy your upcoming criminal conviction... I guess.

TampaToker 08-04-2012 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19102541)
Sorry to hear.

They were running away.. why chase after them? Not trying to make you feel worse.

Guess adrenalin i really don't know to be honest with you. Things just happened so quick.

TampaToker 08-04-2012 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 19102554)
Enjoy your upcoming criminal conviction... I guess.

I seriously doubt that....

BIGTYMER 08-04-2012 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102570)
Guess adrenalin i really don't know to be honest with you. Things just happened so quick.

Yeah. I'm sure I'd of been amped up too.

Thankfully they weren't thugs with guns or this might have ended much worse.

Rochard 08-04-2012 12:49 AM

So let me see if I understand this correctly... Someone knocked on your door, you opened up the door and beat the shit out of a kid for no reason?

Who's the one who's been drinking tonight?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around.

Were they drink or drunk? Are you drink or drunk?

Or both?

Just saying.

BIGTYMER 08-04-2012 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19102658)
So let me see if I understand this correctly... Someone knocked on your door, you opened up the door and beat the shit out of a kid for no reason?

Who's the one who's been drinking tonight?



Were they drink or drunk? Are you drink or drunk?

Or both?

Just saying.

Let me come to your house early in the am and ring your doorbell a bunch of times. Let's see how you react. I bet you'll chase me away guaranteed. But what if I stand my ground? We going to fight?

Matyko 08-04-2012 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.

Here in Hungary you would have a court case because of this. :2 cents:

When I was reading I was thinking, honestly, what an insane monster this guy is? I am happy that you felt bad after: you did a terrible thing man. As Rochard said too: you beat the living shit out of a kid most likely way under your league basically for nothing. You caused permanent injuries and the kid got into the hospital and will face [or his parents will face] a pretty scary bill in the end [or is it covered by US health care? I've seen 'Sicko' and based on that I say most likely no]

Man, you should really need to do some sports to release the steam or do yoga or whatever, but at least you should go to the hospital and check out how is he .:2 cents:

Anyway, man, this is Scary to say at least.

alcstrategy 08-04-2012 01:05 AM

Sounds like justice to me

seXXXhub 08-04-2012 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.


you're such a moron, are u on steroids ? why did u act like a flintstone age man ?

brassmonkey 08-04-2012 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
So much for a quiet night in good old Pasco County. Went to walk out side around midnight to smoke and as i am about to open the front door my door bell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there are 4 or 5 people at my door. First thing i think i am about to get jacked. They all start running i reach out grab for one and got a hold of his shirt and then grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head 2 times into the side of my center block porch. Then i proceed to stomp on his face a few times.

As this is happening the others are running down the road. My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun and call the cops. So i go hop in the car and chase these fucks threw about 14 back yards with my car. Totally ripped the front bumper off of my car then i lost them.

Come to find out there was a party 2 blocks over and these kids were just drink wandering around. The guy was going to take a shit on my porch and run off. Just doing stupid drunk stuff. So now this kid has a broken nose,fractured jaw,sever concussion,couple of missing teeth over a stupid prank. Now that the adrenaline has settled i just feel horrible about what i did to him. I wish i was about to get jacked that way i would not feel any remorse. I worked my ass off for years to move to a upscale neighborhood to get away from this type and shit and its still all around me.


man you should have done a police report. :2 cents: they could tell the police you jumped them you said there were like 5 dudes they can turn on your ass.

baddog 08-04-2012 01:16 AM

While I understand your reaction, I think I would delete this thread. I don't know the laws in your state, but here you would have admitted guilt as you grabbed them as they were leaving; and they never entered the home.

Again, I would have done the same thing, I just would not have posted it that way. I would have posted an alibi. ;)

baddog 08-04-2012 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19102676)
man you should have done a police report. :2 cents: they could tell the police you jumped them you said there were like 5 dudes they can turn on your ass.

We don't agree often.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-04-2012 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19102677)
While I understand your reaction, I think I would delete this thread. I don't know the laws in your state, but here you would have admitted guilt as you grabbed them as they were leaving; and they never entered the home.

Again, I would have done the same thing, I just would not have posted it that way. I would have posted an alibi. ;)

He's got a point they can use this shit against you but i'd have killed them, all, mercilessly. :winkwink:

JFK 08-04-2012 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seXXXhub (Post 19102671)
you're such a moron, are u on steroids ? why did u act like a flintstone age man ?

1st of all, is this for real? :2 cents:

Matyko 08-04-2012 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19102677)
While I understand your reaction, I think I would delete this thread. I don't know the laws in your state, but here you would have admitted guilt as you grabbed them as they were leaving; and they never entered the home.

Again, I would have done the same thing, I just would not have posted it that way. I would have posted an alibi. ;)

No offense Sir, but isn't it problematic to suggest someone who admitted committing a crime on the boards to get rid of the evidence? You would have done the same thing? Quite disappointing :(
I am starting to think that overreacting is a good old american tradition.

Here in Hungary its common 'crime' by kids to ring the bell and run away.. :2 cents:

ottopottomouse 08-04-2012 03:29 AM

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bushwacker 08-04-2012 03:57 AM

That will teach him to ring anyone else's doorbell. I bet he knocks next time. :thumbsup

Wilbo 08-04-2012 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 19103075)
That will teach him to ring anyone else's doorbell. I bet he knocks next time. :thumbsup

I'll bet he learns to call first, like a civilized person.

Jman 08-04-2012 04:21 AM

You way over reacted. Ok you got pissed off and you could of just scared thé kid. But broken.noes and jaw... Come on it's just à kid.

sojproductions 08-04-2012 05:11 AM

should have let them run away, prank gone wrong, think we all made pranks when we were teenagers, bad timing, possible over reaction. Still, no one in the neighbourhood will fuck with your house anymore!

Antonio 08-04-2012 05:14 AM

he rang your doorbell, you assaulted him, and then posted on a public forum - great stuff

L-Pink 08-04-2012 05:26 AM

As a fellow Pasco County Florida resident I find all of the above described behavior normal.

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Sam - Mr. Skin 08-04-2012 05:29 AM

How do you know all the details of his injuries? Just curious.

seeme 08-04-2012 05:48 AM

So you beat the living shit out of a kid playing 'knock a door run'. :disgust Do you own a gun?

Failed 08-04-2012 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19102677)
While I understand your reaction, I think I would delete this thread. I don't know the laws in your state, but here you would have admitted guilt as you grabbed them as they were leaving; and they never entered the home.

Again, I would have done the same thing, I just would not have posted it that way. I would have posted an alibi. ;)

Another gem from baddog. Says he would physically assault a bunch of kids trying to leave, gives advice on disposing of evidence, and lying to the police. Yet, will create other threads about how protestors are the worst people ever and deserve the beatings they get when opposing the police.

You truly are bat shit crazy :1orglaugh

Eyeball 08-04-2012 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19102432)
My neighbor was pulling up when this was all going on i told him to pull his gun

Nice move, dick head.

SilentKnight 08-04-2012 06:26 AM

Over react much?

You said the kids were hightailing it out of there...and still you beat the shit outta one of them. :helpme

And then felt the need to brag about the beating on an open, public forum. :disgust

Yeah, drunk kids will act like fools at the best of times and do stupid things they shouldn't. It's all part of growing up and many of us have been there/done that. But to smash the guy's face in, give him a concussion, etc, etc...for a bad judgement call?!

I'd say get ready for a lawsuit. And/or criminal charges.

SilentKnight 08-04-2012 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 19103127)
How do you know all the details of his injuries? Just curious.

Curious about that, too. Hmm...

gfyworldnews 08-04-2012 06:34 AM

:2 cents:
Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 19103127)
How do you know all the details of his injuries? Just curious.

Because the story is fabricated.

gfyworldnews 08-04-2012 06:36 AM

Please post images of your fists with your face present in the frame.

MrBottomTooth 08-04-2012 06:37 AM

Why didn't you just open the door and ask them what they wanted? Unleash the shitstorm after you were clear of their intentions. And if I know gfy, someone here has probably already looked up the email of the cops in your county and forwarded them this thread.

BIGTYMER 08-04-2012 06:39 AM

We don't know every detail.

I find it hard to believe he just came out swinging.

CurrentlySober 08-04-2012 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seXXXhub (Post 19102671)
you're such a moron, are u on steroids ? why did u act like a flintstone age man ?

http://i.imgur.com/DlIRO.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by gfyworldnews (Post 19103175)
:2 cents:

Because the story is fabricated.

Shhhhh... Dont spoil a good thread :winkwink:

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TheSquealer 08-04-2012 07:22 AM

Cool. You just admitted to a felony assault. We all look forward to reading the criminal complaint and civil suit against you.

Mutt 08-04-2012 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 19103208)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NYRangers 08-04-2012 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 19102875)
No offense Sir, but isn't it problematic to suggest someone who admitted committing a crime on the boards to get rid of the evidence? You would have done the same thing? Quite disappointing :(
I am starting to think that overreacting is a good old american tradition.

Here in Hungary its common 'crime' by kids to ring the bell and run away.. :2 cents:

Here in Hungary I would have done the same thing under the assumption it was some gypsy fucks looking to steal things. I think most of my neighbors would do the same.

You enjoy your slice of Hungary and I'll enjoy mine.


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