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MaDalton 09-01-2011 03:38 PM

Paul Markham
 
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1222016924.jpg

Trust me, i am trying to help you...

SZNY 09-01-2011 03:50 PM

looks like that guy is missing his finger :D

harvey 09-01-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18397609)
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1222016924.jpg

Trust me, i am trying to help you...

http://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gifhttp://mozlo.com/gfy/markham-ified.gif

wehateporn 09-01-2011 04:08 PM

MaDalton,

He loves it, he only does it to wind people up, he'll be laughing reading this thread right now. This is his hobby, seeing how many people bite onto his wind-up threads. People fall for it every time.

Gonzodave 09-01-2011 04:30 PM

David Koch (the guy in the pic), has the same effect on me too! But what has Kochie got to do with Paul Markham? :helpme

scarlettcontent 09-01-2011 04:35 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 09-01-2011 04:39 PM

Yet another Markham thread, I suppose I should feel privileged that it's not always me that's being crucified :)

He is a great producer that's take film & photos for years.... why can't everyone just enjoy being on GFY or is this GFY?

StinkyPink 09-01-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18397922)
Yet another Markham thread, I suppose I should feel privileged that it's not always me that's being crucified :)

He is a great producer that's take film & photos for years.... why can't everyone just enjoy being on GFY or is this GFY?

Nope, not just you, we ALL get it a little. It wouldn't be GFY if we didn't fuck with each other. It's love man!

MaDalton 09-01-2011 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzodave (Post 18397864)
David Koch (the guy in the pic), has the same effect on me too! But what has Kochie got to do with Paul Markham? :helpme

i dont even know who the guys is - it's not about him, it's the message :)

ArsewithClass 09-01-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18397942)
Nope, not just you, we ALL get it a little. It wouldn't be GFY if we didn't fuck with each other. It's love man!

Nothing else to say but :thumbsup

BittieBucks 09-01-2011 04:58 PM

Paul Markham...
 
Paul Markham revolutionised things back when most of us couldnt even hold a camera... he paved the way for us to make our fortunes out of the porn industry... he was ahead of his time, a real pioneer... we should worship this man, not chastise him...

To walk in his shadow is all a man can hope for, to be half as good as PM makes you twice as good as most men... He is a god amongst men, a warrior... he know's no fear and invites trial and tribulation to dare darken his light...

Long live the curly 70's styled porn... long live the dark sith lord Markham... :thumbsup

And yes I was very drunk when I wrote this :helpme

MaDalton 09-01-2011 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 18397942)
Nope, not just you, we ALL get it a little. It wouldn't be GFY if we didn't fuck with each other. It's love man!

yeah, don't get me wrong, i like Paul, he once helped us to find the right way back in 2003 and sometimes we meet for a coffee here in Brno.

but i also think (and told him in person) that i think he's wrong with many things he posts over and over again and everyone else sees that too and it's not helping him.

But Paul, i said it before, if you're only trolling let me know - i will leave you alone then :winkwink:

ArsewithClass 09-01-2011 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BittieBucks (Post 18398042)
Paul Markham revolutionised things back when most of us couldnt even hold a camera...

Chill with holding the camera, lol i prefer using my panasonic :thumbsup I can hold it at any angle, I even hold it above the girls while im standing a metre away... Aim & shoot, like a gun :)

But yes, this guy was doing porn before lots of us so first thing is give him credit, second is shut up with the mocking :pimp

Not to your good self btw :thumbsup

Mutt 09-01-2011 05:05 PM

i think Paul enjoys all this - he's retired so he's not losing any money by his activities here.

i don't think you're gonna make a 61 or whatever years old retired guy who survived cancer and has a young wife and daughter cry because you call his content shitty or him a washed up troll.

signupdamnit 09-01-2011 05:05 PM

I can't say I agree with everything he says or even most of it but two points.

1. He's not really hurting anyone but himself.
2. I can't help but feel if Paul Markham were declared dictator over porn 10 years ago we'd all be making 100 times the money we do now (Manwin excluded!).

ArsewithClass 09-01-2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18398072)
i think Paul enjoys all this -

I don't think so :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18398072)
he's retired so he's not losing any money by his activities here.

i don't think you're gonna make a 61 or whatever years old retired guy who survived cancer and has a young wife and daughter cry because you call his content shitty or him a washed up troll.

absolutely :thumbsup

harvey 09-01-2011 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit (Post 18398073)
2. I can't help but feel if Paul Markham were declared dictator over porn 10 years ago we'd all be making 100 times the money we do now (Manwin excluded!).

Well, no doubt about that since many of us said it... and I don't remember Paul saying anything. He started his crusade 2 years ago at most, when it's impossible to get the shit back inside the dog :2 cents: Unlike Paul, many of us actually TRIED something

For some background:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1034304&highlight=tgp2

and a proposed solution:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1034438

that is action over real specific problems. Paul cries over spilt milk and has never proposed anything, just cry and annoy everybody :2 cents:

epitome 09-01-2011 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18397663)

Are you our new mikeyddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd?

We need a new funny graphics guy here.

ArsewithClass 09-01-2011 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit (Post 18398073)
I can't say I agree with everything he says or even most of it but two points.

1. He's not really hurting anyone but himself.
2. I can't help but feel if Paul Markham were declared dictator over porn 10 years ago we'd all be making 100 times the money we do now (Manwin excluded!).

He doesnt declare himself dictator, he's defensive to those that crucify him for being a producer & he isn't hurting anyone because he's a nice guy, it's everyone else that's hurting him :(

L-Pink 09-01-2011 05:22 PM

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3853/huhow.jpg

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harvey 09-01-2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18398109)
Are you our new mikeyddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd?

We need a new funny graphics guy here.

http://mozlo.com/gfy/devil-adg.gif

please look somewhere else :2 cents:

epitome 09-01-2011 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18398132)
http://mozlo.com/gfy/devil-adg.gif

please look somewhere else :2 cents:

Be nice to me for a little while or I am asking Eric to change my vote for you.

jimmycooper 09-01-2011 06:03 PM

The year is 2013 and after expertly navigating himself and his followers through nearly a decade of adult industry turmoil, and backed by the deep pockets of the Romanian mafia, an ex-photographer out of Prague by the name of Saul Darkham has left all challengers in the dust to become the allmighty King of Porn. While doing a jigsaw puzzle .......
http://www.starletsheet.com/features...orn-locations/

harvey 09-01-2011 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18398133)
Be nice to me for a little while or I am asking Eric to change my vote for you.

I mean the funny pictures master is no other but teh one and only... ADG! :thumbsup

babydred 09-01-2011 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18397731)
MaDalton,

He loves it, he only does it to wind people up, he'll be laughing reading this thread right now. This is his hobby, seeing how many people bite onto his wind-up threads. People fall for it every time.

Yup, EVERY time...and here I thought I was the only one to figure that out. Glad to know I wasn't.

fris 09-01-2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18397609)
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1222016924.jpg

Trust me, i am trying to help you...

no cure for dementia

grumpy 09-01-2011 11:18 PM

jealousy can keep you busy. Get back to work

Paul Markham 09-02-2011 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18398072)
i think Paul enjoys all this - he's retired so he's not losing any money by his activities here.

i don't think you're gonna make a 61 or whatever years old retired guy who survived cancer and has a young wife and daughter cry because you call his content shitty or him a washed up troll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18397731)
MaDalton,

He loves it, he only does it to wind people up, he'll be laughing reading this thread right now. This is his hobby, seeing how many people bite onto his wind-up threads. People fall for it every time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by babydred (Post 18398284)
Yup, EVERY time...and here I thought I was the only one to figure that out. Glad to know I wasn't.

People who get it. :thumbsup

DamianJ 09-02-2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18397922)
Yet another Markham thread, I suppose I should feel privileged that it's not always me that's being crucified :)

Well, you are a pointless idiot that just posts dribble. You're not worthy of a thread to yourself.

Paul is a master troll that, even though everyone KNOWS he is trolling, they still reply. That is some skill. Paul pretends to be stupid to wind people up. You actually ARE stupid.

You're a nobody.

Paul Markham 09-02-2011 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit (Post 18398073)
I can't say I agree with everything he says or even most of it but two points.

1. He's not really hurting anyone but himself.
2. I can't help but feel if Paul Markham were declared dictator over porn 10 years ago we'd all be making 100 times the money we do now (Manwin excluded!).

I'm not hurting myself. I'm retired and still taking money online. All be it smaller than it was.

If I was dictator of online porn some would be making 100 times more, some wouldn't be in the business and even Manwin would be doing a lot better.

The idea of creating a poor to medium product and giving it away for free. To create a ratio of sales that were always appalling and now a complete disaster is obviously not the way to run any industry, online of off.

Spending the levels online porn did on giving it away strapped them into a downward spiral. Only kept up by the increase in online connections. Today we see the effects.

Madalton. All you told me was people were making less shooting custom BG than we were making non exclusive solo girl.

Maybe in 1999 we should of upped ship and moved back to the UK to create a modern version of Astral Blue. Maybe we should of just created a TGP site. Problem was moving was a big risk, would of lost the revenue we had from shooting Czech girls. Opening a TGP site, yes that was a mistake.

Opening a site with Czech girls whose command of English was crap to non existent. Not a chance. Coming back today and doing it with girls like Sandra, not worth the trouble. Advising others on how to create a far better product, no they only want advice on how to get a cheaper product they can throw more traffic at.

I have spoken to many site owners who agreed with my comments on their content. They just didn't think it important enough to change, or not able to. :Oh crap

jimmycooper 09-02-2011 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18398617)
I'm not hurting myself. I'm retired and still taking money online. All be it smaller than it was.

If I was dictator of online porn some would be making 100 times more, some wouldn't be in the business and even Manwin would be doing a lot better.

The idea of creating a poor to medium product and giving it away for free. To create a ratio of sales that were always appalling and now a complete disaster is obviously not the way to run any industry, online of off.

Spending the levels online porn did on giving it away strapped them into a downward spiral. Only kept up by the increase in online connections. Today we see the effects.

Madalton. All you told me was people were making less shooting custom BG than we were making non exclusive solo girl.

Maybe in 1999 we should of upped ship and moved back to the UK to create a modern version of Astral Blue. Maybe we should of just created a TGP site. Problem was moving was a big risk, would of lost the revenue we had from shooting Czech girls. Opening a TGP site, yes that was a mistake.

Opening a site with Czech girls whose command of English was crap to non existent. Not a chance. Coming back today and doing it with girls like Sandra, not worth the trouble. Advising others on how to create a far better product, no they only want advice on how to get a cheaper product they can throw more traffic at.

I have spoken to many site owners who agreed with my comments on their content. They just didn't think it important enough to change, or not able to. :Oh crap

How long has Marc Dorcel been around? His films are excellent.

Vivid is also still releasing high quality content on a regular basis.

seeandsee 09-02-2011 04:07 AM

Paul is best, thread where he posts are always busy :)

Cherry7 09-02-2011 04:48 AM

There are several problems with Paul Markham...


1) He thinks his material is great and sees no faults.

2) Thinks what anyone else does is rubbish

3) Lies

4) ignores points he does not understand and then repeats the same again and again. Like ratios.

5) dominates the discussion with thousands of posts till people lose the will to live.

6) interesting discussion is swamped with stupidity.

7) He is uneducated and does not want to learn, he thinks you cannot learn from books.

8) His little experience he had from taking the same set of photos over and over again for magazines has given him an over inflated opinion of his skills, it has to be remembers that photographers with real skills were working for mainstream magazines where real photographic knowledge was called for.


One would think that after that terrible video for Nathen he would be a bit more modest...

Paul Markham 09-02-2011 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 18398620)
How long has Marc Dorcel been around? His films are excellent.

Vivid is also still releasing high quality content on a regular basis.

I remember Marc Dorcel from the early 90s. He might of been around earlier.

There are loads of companies releasing good quality porn on DVD. Didn't mention loads of them.

http://business.avn.com/charts/Top-100-Overall-Sales/

How do they manage to stay in business without doing business online and only being wholesale? :1orglaugh

Peace 09-02-2011 04:52 AM

Peace Love Faith . repeat 5 times and relax

Paul Markham 09-02-2011 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 18398842)
There are several problems with Paul Markham...


1) He thinks his material is great and sees no faults. No I don't, I'm very self critical.

2) Thinks what anyone else does is rubbish There a lots of better shooters than me, just not you.

3) Lies Got me on that one.

4) ignores points he does not understand and then repeats the same again and again. Like ratios. Which I'm right on, ratios are getting worse.

5) dominates the discussion with thousands of posts till people lose the will to live. So why are you still posting so I can take the piss out of you?

6) interesting discussion is swamped with stupidity. So don't post and the stupidity will go.

7) He is uneducated and does not want to learn, he thinks you cannot learn from books. I've learned a lot over the years, just not from failures like you.

8) His little experience he had from taking the same set of photos over and over again for magazines has given him an over inflated opinion of his skills, it has to be remembers that photographers with real skills were working for mainstream magazines where real photographic knowledge was called for. It was about making money.


One would think that after that terrible video for Nathen he would be a bit more modest... For a terrible shooter seemed to have lasted a very long time. But you still think I'm a photographer, why is that? I never claimed to be one.

I tore you apart on B&B. Want me to do the same here?

OK then.

The samples on your site are a mush mash, some look like they were shot by someone with a clue, some look they were shot by you. The amateur ones.

I've seen your stills work and you have nothing to teach me.

Seriously what is erotic about this? What's with the stupid look on her face.
And don't tell me I don't understand that's a stupid excuse. Explain what it means.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ce1.jpg

Amateur, you left in the appendix scar and spots. No where near professional work.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ce2.jpg

Again a girl with a stupid look on her face, stupid isn't erotic. Badly cropped don't crop like this, it shows amateur photographer all the time. As for the pose, it's wrong. Left leg should be the forward one not the right leg, the girl should twist slightly at the waist to emphasise her ear. At least she's dipping her spine. The right arm detracts from her breasts, should be away from her breast to emphasise them.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ce5.jpg

You seem to have a thing about bad cropping and posing. I suppose it's the amateur coming out in you. It's again a poor pose, been done a million times before and better. Bring the pussy forward a touch, get the dress hem on the girls right out of the shot, get a better expression on her face. Pull the left hand strap off her shoulder. Use the natural light better. Drag the bench away from the bush and have someone with a mirror reflect the sun onto her head.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ce6.jpg

Amateur

http://www.cinemaerotique.com/thenei...soft_boobs.jpg

http://www.cinemaerotique.com/theneigbourgh/lesbian.jpg

The video sample here isn't bad, but to chopped up to give an impression good or bad. http://www.cinemaerotique.com/mov_theneighbour.html

Bog standard porn people have been shooting for decades. http://www.cinemaerotique.com/mov_happyend.html

Again bog standard and nothing special, girl in a shower soaping herself, 2 on a bed. done a million times. Show us something special, put one piece of erotica on your site that works.

This is erotica shot by professionals and your stuff isn't any thing like erotic. Go and learn and read more books. Properly shot, moody, in a great location, properly directed, lit and everything else. In other words professional erotic film making. Your stuff is shot on a small budget with smaller knowledge and abilities.

I know it's like trying to teach a dog maths, but at least I tried.

Didn't take her underwear off early enough, didn't shave herself prior to the shoot and the pose is wrong. The rump behind the pussy is wrong. Spots and moles again!!!

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ce3.jpg

You shot this with a very cheap bedside cabinet and lamp in the background. Cropped off the head of the girl looking at you, the girl is looking at you and they don't seem to be looking at each other, the erotic content in the picture is 0. Porn 0. Or do you think out of focus makes it erotic?

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ce4.jpg

Your problem is being clueless. Your work is bad, not even medium, it's full of little mistakes. You might have a lot of book knowledge, but that's where it ends. In a book.

mafia_man 09-02-2011 05:33 AM

http://www.aiim.org/sites/default/fi...tentIsKing.jpg

just a punk 09-02-2011 05:42 AM

http://demotivatorz.ru/uploads/posts...ivatorz.ru.jpg

Cherry7 09-02-2011 05:54 AM

Oh dear, touched a nerve....

Paul Markham
You shot this with a very cheap bedside cabinet and lamp in the background.


Now, here you are talking from your expertise, after all you you were furniture salesman, so I will bow to your superior knowledge.

Jakez 09-02-2011 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BittieBucks (Post 18398042)
Paul Markham revolutionised things back when most of us couldnt even hold a camera... he paved the way for us to make our fortunes out of the porn industry... he was ahead of his time, a real pioneer... we should worship this man, not chastise him...

http://i.imgur.com/piaLh.jpg


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