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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #1

    pre-drinking advices needed.

    going on a bender......how do i prepare?

    haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    food first
    ↑ see post ↑
    13101

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94149

      #3
      Drink with franciscan joy ...

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      • WebCashMaker
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2008
        • 1726

        #4
        Drink a lot of water also.




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        • 96ukssob
          So Fucking Banananananas
          • Mar 2003
          • 12991

          #5
          Originally posted by dyna mo
          going on a bender......how do i prepare?

          haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
          from a hardcore binge drinker myself, i would suggest plenty of vitamin C, B and A, along with milk thistle.

          then drink something you dont like so you dont guzzle them down, like gin and tonic or whiskey and coke. i prefer rum & diet and johnny black (scotch) but i can put down a dozen or more quickly.

          pace yourself too, try to work in a water every once in a while and lastly, eat a good carb meal like pasta before you go out to help soak up some booze
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          • dyna mo
            just a fucking jerk
            • Dec 2008
            • 68184

            #6
            Originally posted by ottopottomouse
            food first
            what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?

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            • Tom_PM
              Porn Meister
              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              Removing all breakables from the bathroom would be my plan since I can't stomach much hard liquor, haha.
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              • Agent 488
                Registered User
                • Feb 2006
                • 22511

                #8
                couple lines.

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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  Do a few lines to help level you out

                  .

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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94149

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                      what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?
                      Fruit salad works for me ... and sometimes some animal fat a couple of hours before the binge.

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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38997

                        #12
                        Practice, practice... Then practice some more...

                        Practice may not make perfect, but its practically perfect fun...
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                        • Sly
                          Let's do some business!
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 31379

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                          Practice, practice... Then practice some more...

                          Practice may not make perfect, but its practically perfect fun...
                          And of course, don't forget to poop.
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                          • dyna mo
                            just a fucking jerk
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 68184

                            #14
                            i knew i asked the right peeps!

                            i'd love to utilize some blow to level it out, however, i find that the sole reason i do blow is so i can drink more- a lot more.

                            Originally posted by bossku69
                            from a hardcore binge drinker myself, i would suggest plenty of vitamin C, B and A, along with milk thistle.

                            then drink something you dont like so you dont guzzle them down, like gin and tonic or whiskey and coke. i prefer rum & diet and johnny black (scotch) but i can put down a dozen or more quickly.

                            pace yourself too, try to work in a water every once in a while and lastly, eat a good carb meal like pasta before you go out to help soak up some booze
                            this is exactly how it will play out, a lot of whiskey/bourbon/scotch old school concoctions, which are not my typical drinks of choice. if it were tequila, buckle up!

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                            • ottopottomouse
                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 13177

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                              what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?
                              too much forward planning.
                              ↑ see post ↑
                              13101

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                              • dyna mo
                                just a fucking jerk
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 68184

                                #16
                                i know i'll pop some aspirin post but how early can i start taking that?

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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                  too much forward planning.
                                  i'm nervous about things getting out of hand. my drinking days are long behind me, i know, i have no life.

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                                  • OneHungLo
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 40902

                                    #18
                                    Take 2 Excedrin and drink a few glasses of water before you go to bed

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                                    • ottopottomouse
                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 13177

                                      #19
                                      if it's anything like when I last drunk loads you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, then all of a sudden you'll be completely fucked and need taking home in a wheelbarrow
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                                      • Waiter
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 15986

                                        #20
                                        " self control " ... is your answer
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                                        • SallyRand
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 3487

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                          going on a bender......how do i prepare?

                                          haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
                                          Look, just go out and get a steak a few hours before you start on this binge.

                                          No food while you're drinking, especially shit like pizza.

                                          When you get good and loaded and need to throw up, just go puke!

                                          Swirl a bit of water around in your mouth and brush you teeth and then head back for another tall cool one! Don't mix up your stuff; if you start with Scotch, stay with Scotch. You'll hang over a lot less with vodka.

                                          Don't act like an amateur and for further advice on the subject go here:

                                          http://www.drunkard.com/

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                                          • MetaMan
                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 28682

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dyna mo

                                            haven't drank in several months either.





                                            you were drunk a few days ago you alcoholic. i suggest treatment.

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                                            • JamesGw
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2011
                                              • 1237

                                              #23
                                              Drink plenty of water and eat plenty of food beforehand. Then just take it easy and pace yourself. There's no reason to bang down 8 drinks an hour.
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                                              • mountainmiester
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                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 509

                                                #24
                                                I dunno...invite your sponsor?
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                                                • JFK
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67369

                                                  #25
                                                  eat food before, at the end of the night pound some water helps ease the hangover next morning

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                                                  • 96ukssob
                                                    So Fucking Banananananas
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 12991

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                    i knew i asked the right peeps!

                                                    i'd love to utilize some blow to level it out, however, i find that the sole reason i do blow is so i can drink more- a lot more.


                                                    this is exactly how it will play out, a lot of whiskey/bourbon/scotch old school concoctions, which are not my typical drinks of choice. if it were tequila, buckle up!
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                                                    my friend was just saying the same thing last weekend how he didnt want to start drinking until later in the evening because he gets drunk to fast. i asked him what alcohol he hated the most was and bought him burbon and OJ... he about spit it out but took him a good 30 minutes to drink the one itself
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                                                    • dyna mo
                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 68184

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan



                                                      you were drunk a few days ago you alcoholic. i suggest treatment.
                                                      no, that's my dealing with party poopers like yourself.

                                                      be a party pooper (my phrase for trolls) like you are doing now and you will be treated like a party pooper, just like i treat you every time you feel the need to try & schmear your misery around.

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                                                      • O MARINA
                                                        I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 13794

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                        going on a bender.......
                                                        why? what happened?

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                                                        • MediaGuy
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 5500

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                          what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?
                                                          A good night's sleep. At least six hours. Then, after you wake up and take a leak, go back and take a nap, couple hours...

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                                                          • dyna mo
                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 68184

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan



                                                            you were drunk a few days ago you alcoholic. i suggest treatment.
                                                            here ya go metatard-

                                                            my alcoholic 47 year old diabetic abs:

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                                                            • dyna mo
                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                              • 68184

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                              why? what happened?
                                                              do i know you?

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                                                              • 96ukssob
                                                                So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 12991

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                here ya go metatard-

                                                                my alcoholic 47 year old diabetic abs:

                                                                i knew there was a secret to drinking that I am missing

                                                                i have a friend in great shape and when people ask "how are you in such great shape, what do you do to get a six pack?" he replies "i dont eat like shit and I dont drink"
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                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                  • 68184

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bossku69
                                                                  i knew there was a secret to drinking that I am missing

                                                                  i have a friend in great shape and when people ask "how are you in such great shape, what do you do to get a six pack?" he replies "i dont eat like shit and I dont drink"
                                                                  exactly. sad but true.

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                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                    • 39151

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If there is beer in dark bottles or cans go into a bathroom dump it out and fill the bottle/can with water. You will appear to be drinking, you will be increasing water intake diluting the alcohol you have already consumed.

                                                                    I've done this at business parties to make sure I don't get too fucked up and screw up.

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                                                                    Last edited by L-Pink; 07-27-2011, 10:11 AM.

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                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                      • 68184

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                      If there is beer in dark bottles or cans go into a bathroom dump it out and fill the bottle/can with water. You will appear to be drinking, you will be increasing water intake diluting the alcohol you have already consumed.
                                                                      i'll keep that on the burner for sure. i've done soemthing similar with coconut water on a date with a vegan chick. that shit tastes like shit!

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                                                                      • lazycash
                                                                        Troll Patrol
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 15214

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                        going on a bender......how do i prepare?

                                                                        haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
                                                                        Have lots of this in your system, it will absorb the alcohol.
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                                                                        • 96ukssob
                                                                          So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 12991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          this is way cheaper...

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                                                                          • barcodes
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                                            • 2040

                                                                            #38
                                                                            If all else fails, you could try one of these in the morning lol:
                                                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie...%28cocktail%29


                                                                            Have fun, best of luck!

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                                                                            • PornStarToys
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                                                                              • Jul 2011
                                                                              • 581

                                                                              #39
                                                                              funnel cake and french fries!
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                                                                              • dyna mo
                                                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                                                • Dec 2008
                                                                                • 68184

                                                                                #40
                                                                                NICE! i've been preparing for a year now, i am loaded up with that stuff! lololololol

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                                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 46234

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                  going on a bender......how do i prepare?

                                                                                  haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
                                                                                  make sure and put a hockymask on and an XL butt plug in before you leave the house

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                                                                                  • cherrylula
                                                                                    lol
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 15969

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                    what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?
                                                                                    water. sleep. weed. vitamins.

                                                                                    meat in your stomach absorbs the alcohol and makes your body digest it slower... and of course don't forget the cocaine.

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                                                                                    • cherrylula
                                                                                      lol
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 15969

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Waiter
                                                                                      " self control " ... is your answer
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                                                                                      • dyna mo
                                                                                        just a fucking jerk
                                                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                                                        • 68184

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bm bradley
                                                                                        make sure and put a hockymask on and an XL butt plug in before you leave the house
                                                                                        dude, i swore to myself that would never happen again, that's why i started this thread! one thing i used to do is do a pre-bender ramp up, that does not work.... i need to peak later!

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                                                                                        • dyna mo
                                                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                                          • 68184

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                          water. sleep. weed. vitamins.

                                                                                          meat in your stomach absorbs the alcohol and makes your body digest it slower... and of course don't forget the cocaine.
                                                                                          i am loaded up on all of those except the cocaine!

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                                                                                          • dyna mo
                                                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                                            • 68184

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by barcodes
                                                                                            If all else fails, you could try one of these in the morning lol:
                                                                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie...%28cocktail%29


                                                                                            Have fun, best of luck!
                                                                                            damn!!!!!

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                                                                                            • Quagmire
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 6490

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              One of these, and you're set for the night. Just don't put it down on a table with chips and crackers, or people might think the contents is dip.

                                                                                              Last edited by Quagmire; 07-27-2011, 11:20 AM.

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                                                                                              • magicmike
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 2384

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Eat a lot of food before, get full. Drink light drinks esp. at first, don't do shots or many, if you rise your blood alcohol too fast you will get blackout drunk, if not you should be okay.
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                                                                                                • O MARINA
                                                                                                  I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 13794

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                                  do i know you?
                                                                                                  NO and THAT'S why you're drinking

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                                                                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                                    • 122992

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Yeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


                                                                                                    Pic from my "Bender"


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