Do You Wish You Were More "Perverted"?

[The Porn Nerd]

My friends look at my online adult life and often remark how wonderful it all must be! "You look at tits and asses every single day? Blowjobs and MILFs and trannys, oh my!"

They're jealous and envious, comparing their relatively dull 9-5 lives, filled with office politics, strife, evil bosses and idiot co-workers, to my daily existence. I try and tell them it's not as "hot" as they imagine it to be but they don't listen. You see, I'm not a Pervert. Not a bit. A little kinky, not "vanilla" at all but also not into 97% of what I see/work with every day in porn. It's like working in a chocolate factory; sure, I like chocolate but only Milky Ways and Nestle Crunch bars, not M&Ms (S&M's?).

My friends don't believe me, of course, the grass is always greener, etc. But here's the thing:

I WISH I WAS MORE PERVERTED.

That way I think i would enjoy my work more. Or would I work LESS? How about you?

[Amputate Your Head]

key words there are, the grass is always greener.

i find porn as boring as i find anything else. it's just a fricken gig, not a way of life.

[The Porn Nerd]

That's how I feel, too, yet many people envy what i do for some reason. To me, it's just sitting in front of a fucking keyboard and monitor all day, every day.

[The Heron]

Fantasy rarely exceeds reality

[eZe]

LOL. I hear ya. Most people thing the business must be so HOT. But I look at numbers more than anything else. After email and Firefox, Excel is the program I use most.

I don't think being more perverted would help though. It's just the nature of doing something as a business. It becomes work and work has an element of seriousness to it. It's not all play anymore.

[CaptainHowdy]

Naw, repression is much better!

[ArsewithClass]

My ideas are perverted, im not.


I do not perve over our models. However, I film in a creative manner, finding the naughiest angles, to film the dirtiest footage! ;)

I do not need to be more perverted to create better porn.

[The Porn Nerd]

I often wonder, tho, if someone who IS "perverted" would be someone good to hire to work in porn? You know, the theory being don't hire a fat person to work in your chocolate factory because they'll just eat all the chocolate? LOL

[Jason Voorhees]

Wtf, you don't like M&M's? FOR SHAMMMEEEEEE!

[Vick!]

I don't know what you actually mean, but I know I would enjoy porn a lot more if I was not in this business.

[Raf1]

It was fun starting out, but for many years it's been just like a normal job.

[Mr. Cool Ice]

That is because most of the people who are in porn are not perverted. They just take photos and shoot videos of naked girls or people having sex. That is natural, not perverted. If you want to be perverted, shoot them shitting on each other or fucking animals. Extreme anal play, pussy stretching... the list goes on, but hardly anyone here is perverted.

[Pandemos]

I can't be the only person for whom the past 8 (or however many) years has been a total wankfest...

[pOrRiDgE]

Come on, show me what you really got!

[bbobby86]

no... i like the way it is...

[Paul Markham]

Sitting behind a computer is sort of perverted. ;)

And that's what most people in porn do most of the time. For some they could be stacking shelves in a supermarket.

Shooting naked people solo or having sex can be arousing, often it's a challenge getting the best out of models and out of yourself. Then making money at the end of the day.

[ottopottomouse]

I often wonder, tho, if someone who IS "perverted" would be someone good to hire to work in porn? You know, the theory being don't hire a fat person to work in your chocolate factory because they'll just eat all the chocolate? LOL

Never trust a thin chef.


I'm sure if you were more perverted you would do less work and spend more time with your mind wandering all over the place.

People that look at the adult business from outside are usually going to imagine what you do in a way that is always more perverted than the reality.

[2intense]

I don't know what you actually mean, but I know I would enjoy porn a lot more if I was not in this business.

i agree,same here

[CamJack]

After going full circle, I am pretty vanilla now, unless I get a few cocktails in me, then I have to get the poison out.

[quiet]

i find porn boring as fuck. seriously. i prefer my gf 10 times out of 10.

[tabasco]

I wish I was LESS perverted. But, yes, generic porn is boring as all shit... more boring than flogging diet pills to be truethful

[UFGators2007]

I'm with you..It's a business first and foremost. The average Joe isn't cognizant of that.

[TheLegacy]

Do you have to be a golf pro to work in the shop? NO.
You are providing a product as long as you know business and network etc. then you're fine

[The Porn Nerd]

The grass does appear greener to most when it comes to working in porn, that's for sure. I feel guilty sometimes that my friend's boring 9-5 jobs don't make ME more envious. I mean, I look at their grass and it's all brown and dried out, not green at all. :D