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EdSparxx · 12-31-2025, 10:11 AM

Hey its Sparxx,

I am currently abroad and going to die. Please pass me all the work you can for Webmastering and Technical Marketing/Advertising

1. eCom standardization nightmares ! Yay!
2. affiliate datafeed standardization! Absolute Yay!
3. Pro physical product box design! All day!
4. Programming/Computering Profile Activity Macros! Yay!
5. JitBit help! Yay!
6. Advertising headaches to monetize!
7. Photoshop, Midjourney logins, GIMPy, anything related to eCom, video editing, phpMyAdmin! Yay!

If you can't computer, then that's okay. But I need to work a little more than normal.

--------------------- my last email

Scumbag Automation Programmer, eCUMMERCE, and Streamlining WebSmut Technical Marketer Available.

Fri, Dec 12, 3:43 PM

Do you need a scumbag automation programmer and streamliner in webSmut technical marketing? You do? We all do honey, but I can't work for no church.

Do you want someone who can open up all adobe programs and automate some photos or videos or shorts?

Do you want copy/paste alt/tab macro-every-morning bonanzas on your social media or simply someone to keep your web ads tabs open so it shows you online?

Do you want a massive amount of quick video editing and DVD authoring? How about a ton of photos with logos on them?

Then you came to the iFriends previous staff AMA Kings cert USC 1800 was a great year type of guy.

I can open up anything in WHM CPANEL WORDPRESS EMAIL SHIT all sorts of things PHOTOSHOP AI DUMPS all that stuff from a Fats and the Balds pervspective!

Get rockin, cuz I do some maths too!

Sparxx... I'm in Curacao, cum get me! 323-907-5069

Oh I BareAsset forgot... how about programming every ad program there is as quick as possible. Or using my computer to record my mouse and watching hundreds of your responses automatically happen copy/paste.

IN REALITY: It doesn't matter. If I can't be broke and do smut, then I'm fucked. AND THAT's TODAY.

I only have paypal and cashapp but its a gloryhole away from being filled if you're the right people. I'll take 900 hours of work a month for 50 years please. SPARXX /X\..::../X\

Yes of course I can webmaster and fix things right now. Every single time.

Can't read or don't want to? Great, I can just sit here and setup your profiles for a few nickels while trying to get your chaturbate programmed to your spin to win liking!

VR movies okay. Yeah I can greenscreen edit. Plus all that glorious ASMR waste of time background audio editing on top of all your cumstom photos!

PS: If ya gots u some products, then we cut out the background and put 'em up writing stuff. If ya' gots affiliates..., then I make a gigantic excel document and send it to a bunch of people so everyone can sell your products. That's the bizness...!

BOXES???? I can make ur box into something exciting in less than a day! Then you can cum yell about it and we'll get that box punched out together! You're box can be beautifully made and carrying your product right now! QR CODES TOO!

HOLY SHIT PACKED and WHAMMAN! Did you say photoshop... it's close to inDesign where a fat bald man can write tons of tit-a-lactating information to fill those pages in 4 days or less... we're talking a whole line of pages with the cover as a bonus hole! I've made that MAGA-clean baby. 4 days. Whole thing be over faster than your friend's dad on top of you!

12-31-2025, 10:11 AM	#1
EdSparxx Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Ecuador Posts: 10	eCom Grunt / Affiliate Datafeeds / Product Creation & Design Hey its Sparxx, I am currently abroad and going to die. Please pass me all the work you can for Webmastering and Technical Marketing/Advertising 1. eCom standardization nightmares ! Yay! 2. affiliate datafeed standardization! Absolute Yay! 3. Pro physical product box design! All day! 4. Programming/Computering Profile Activity Macros! Yay! 5. JitBit help! Yay! 6. Advertising headaches to monetize! 7. Photoshop, Midjourney logins, GIMPy, anything related to eCom, video editing, phpMyAdmin! Yay! If you can't computer, then that's okay. But I need to work a little more than normal. --------------------- my last email Scumbag Automation Programmer, eCUMMERCE, and Streamlining WebSmut Technical Marketer Available. Fri, Dec 12, 3:43 PM Do you need a scumbag automation programmer and streamliner in webSmut technical marketing? You do? We all do honey, but I can't work for no church. Do you want someone who can open up all adobe programs and automate some photos or videos or shorts? Do you want copy/paste alt/tab macro-every-morning bonanzas on your social media or simply someone to keep your web ads tabs open so it shows you online? Do you want a massive amount of quick video editing and DVD authoring? How about a ton of photos with logos on them? Then you came to the iFriends previous staff AMA Kings cert USC 1800 was a great year type of guy. I can open up anything in WHM CPANEL WORDPRESS EMAIL SHIT all sorts of things PHOTOSHOP AI DUMPS all that stuff from a Fats and the Balds pervspective! Get rockin, cuz I do some maths too! Sparxx... I'm in Curacao, cum get me! 323-907-5069 Oh I BareAsset forgot... how about programming every ad program there is as quick as possible. Or using my computer to record my mouse and watching hundreds of your responses automatically happen copy/paste. IN REALITY: It doesn't matter. If I can't be broke and do smut, then I'm fucked. AND THAT's TODAY. I only have paypal and cashapp but its a gloryhole away from being filled if you're the right people. I'll take 900 hours of work a month for 50 years please. SPARXX /X\..::../X\ Yes of course I can webmaster and fix things right now. Every single time. Can't read or don't want to? Great, I can just sit here and setup your profiles for a few nickels while trying to get your chaturbate programmed to your spin to win liking! VR movies okay. Yeah I can greenscreen edit. Plus all that glorious ASMR waste of time background audio editing on top of all your cumstom photos! PS: If ya gots u some products, then we cut out the background and put 'em up writing stuff. If ya' gots affiliates..., then I make a gigantic excel document and send it to a bunch of people so everyone can sell your products. That's the bizness...! BOXES???? I can make ur box into something exciting in less than a day! Then you can cum yell about it and we'll get that box punched out together! You're box can be beautifully made and carrying your product right now! QR CODES TOO! HOLY SHIT PACKED and WHAMMAN! Did you say photoshop... it's close to inDesign where a fat bald man can write tons of tit-a-lactating information to fill those pages in 4 days or less... we're talking a whole line of pages with the cover as a bonus hole! I've made that MAGA-clean baby. 4 days. Whole thing be over faster than your friend's dad on top of you!