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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Take the DickHead Test here....how many of us will pass?

    <P align="center"><U><FONT size="+3">DICKHEAD TEST</FONT></U></P>



    </P>
    <FORM>
    <CENTER><INPUT type="button" name="but1" value="CLICK HERE TO BEGIN TEST" onclick="alert('YOU\'RE A DICKHEAD. *TEST COMPLETED*:');"></CENTER>

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #2
    MUHAHAHAHAHA !! COOOL !!!

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      Ya, sometimes it's the little simple things in life that make me roar till I crap my shorts

      I guess it sort of caught me off guard (with my pants down?)
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      • bauhaus
        Confirmed User
        • May 2001
        • 773

        #4
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        • Tam
          Rude Bitch
          • Jan 2001
          • 8535

          #5
          I am a dickhead too babe........

          That fucker should have asked if you are pmsing. LMAO

          Tam

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          • XXXforU
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 151

            #6
            Geez... I'm a dickhead too!

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            • george
              Registered User
              • Apr 2001
              • 96

              #7
              Thanks I needed confirmation

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              • CDSmith
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                What makes me laugh like a drooling idiot about this is the little button that says "okay" after, like you're agreeing with it or something

                heeyaaaaaa

                Here's another little ditty for you'se guyz...

                One evening after work several guys were going out to have a
                drink and they were trying to convince a married friend that he
                should come, too.

                "I can't," the man said, "my wife would kill me." After 15 minutes
                of persuasion by his friends he finally caves in and goes. Later,
                looking at his watch, he realizes that it is midnight and he still
                has not gone home. He immediately rushes home trying to figure a
                way out of the trouble he's in.

                Upon his arrival, he walks into the bedroom and sees his wife's
                legs sticking out of the covers. "I know!!!" he thinks to himself
                and he crawls in between his wife's legs under the covers and
                performs oral sex on her until she is *satisfied*.

                "That should do it," he thinks and he walks into the bathroom to
                wash his face. He turns on the light and THERE IS HIS WIFE,...
                sitting on the toilet!!!

                "What are you doing in here?" he impatiently screams.

                "SSShhhhhh! she says, "You'll wake my grandmother!!!!!"


                PEEYOOOOKE!!!
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                • DamageX
                  Marketing & Strategy
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 14293

                  #9
                  I already knew I was a dickhead. I've got the proof for it too: http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/...ML/005374.html

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                  • Prowler
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 217

                    #10
                    Ummm?

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                    Same shit, different year!!!

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                    • aprilkorova
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 649

                      #11
                      That gave me the giggles....thanks CD I need it today

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                      • eiht_98
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6103

                        #12
                        me too...fuck

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                        • ldinternet
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 8245

                          #13
                          Damn, it seems that I'm a dickhead.

                          Well, I never knew that!

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                          • X37375787

                            #14
                            I knew I was one. No surprise for me.

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                            • TheWatcher
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2001
                              • 563

                              #15
                              AHHH i am not a dickhead.... =o) hmmm well.. maybe i am ..

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                              • george
                                Registered User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 96

                                #16
                                After taking the test why not reward yourself with a Low Calorie Sandwich

                                George
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                                • stevelovesa69
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 53

                                  #17
                                  damn........................

                                  i guess i should join the boneprone family now.
                                  http://www.ez-porn.com/

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by aprilkorova:
                                    ....thanks CD I need it today
                                    And it's no surprise that I'm the guy what done gave "it" to you.... today

                                    The pleasure was mine April Kournikova, oh my yes....all mine

                                    Yes, I too was reduced to a giggling little schoolgirl this morning over this wild, whacky little piece of idiot-scripting. I love it. It seems to be a bit of a humbling experience for some, and a huge enlightenment for others, but very amusing for all, and it's none-gender-specific (if the species is capable of clicking a mouse, then they are capable of being a dickhead). Hurray for me!
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                                    • aprilkorova
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 649

                                      #19
                                      CD, I love it when you call me Aprilkournikova...makes me feel hot, blond and athletic lol.

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                                      • CDSmith
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 51460

                                        #20
                                        April, I've seen your pic, you ARE hot.

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by george:
                                          After taking the test why not reward yourself with a Low Calorie Sandwich
                                          Yes, by all means, please do! Any suggestions for menu items George?

                                          Anyone ever had a spam-which? What about barbecued spam-burgers? You turn the formed block of mechanically de-boned machine-grinded-and-formed meat substance, and turn it on it's side, and cut 3 even slabs of spam from one can's contents. You then barbecue each slab as you would a hamburger patty. For $1.79 you get 3 "burgers", and if you slap enough hot n' spicey bbq sauce on them you can barely tell the difference

                                          SPAMBURGERS RULE!


                                          Again I find myself needing sleep.
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