Attn: Jenna Jameson....

**Machine** · 07-05-2001, 04:02 PM

Jennas taking my position?!? Wow, I hope she likes looking at the back of your head from my tv tray desk where you hide me.

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**Machine** · 07-05-2001, 04:03 PM

LMAO! I looked at it and thought to myself "Now why in the hell would someone stick a cocktail weinie on my friggin window?!?"

Now it makes sense.

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**MrBrian** · 07-05-2001, 04:25 PM

she asked for "her machine" not just machine

in case you didnt know, im already her sex machine

**Machine** · 07-05-2001, 04:26 PM

Oh, sorry about that.

Everyone carry on.

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**Theo** · 07-05-2001, 04:29 PM

hey Machine, you can keep Jenna for yourself....it seems that she hasnt any feelings about me :-(
...but I guess It's ok, I'm gonna try my luck with Aria. I hope Snow doesn't mind, he's a married man you know.....

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 07-05-2001).]

**Machine** · 07-05-2001, 04:30 PM

Dont let it get ya down bro... there are billions of women that dont give a shit about me. Hell one of them is my wife.

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**Tam** · 07-05-2001, 05:15 PM

Brian.. LADIES??? YOu have ladies working for you? Since when? I know of two females that were your employees but I can guarantee you we are NOT ladies.... ladies are boring and prudish........ we are far from that. LMAO

Machine.... whenever he tried to hide me I just worked him over real good and took a day off.... that will fix his ass REAL good....... LMAO And you are going to show me your ass? HOT DAMN!!!!! I have a nice little collection of men's asses, would love to add yours to it.

Tam

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**Machine** · 07-05-2001, 07:19 PM

Hey I never said I was going to show it to ya! Sheesh what kinda guy do you think I am?!? I have morals ya know!

But for $5 I could probably overlook them.

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**Brian** · 07-05-2001, 07:43 PM

Machine,

actually, I'd rather look at the back of her head rather than...nevermind, that's a whole nother post.

On the cocktail weinie thing - all I could come up with was "I'm rubber, you're glue."
:-( You buyin any'a this horseshit?

Tam,

yes, I do have 2 ladies working as well as Machine. Since about a week after you left. You didn't expect me to do all this damn work alone did ya?

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**Gemini** · 07-05-2001, 07:44 PM

I heard ya pay gals to look and alot better than $5. lol

Guys get even more if they are over 8"...

Ooooooooooooooooooooo! Whoooo Hooooo!

**Tam** · 07-06-2001, 05:54 AM

Brian... hell no I didn't.... I know you better than all that.......... but I wasn't sure you'd find anyone to put up with all the harrassment so fast. LMAO You know I love ya babe, I be just givin ya shit.......... you did alot for me and I am eternally grateful.

Machine.... as for you.... now why would I give you $5 when I have so many that already do it for free? Ask your boss......... and yes I CAN prove it if need be. rotfl

Tam

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**magnatique** · 07-06-2001, 07:58 AM

Mr Brian, daydreaming again?

**Machine** · 07-06-2001, 11:37 AM

Gemini... I never pay women. For some strange reason, women are always trying to give ME things. Maybe they should get out more.

As for the 8" thing... no comment.

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**Machine** · 07-07-2001, 09:48 AM

Your loss Tam. This would have been the best $5 piece of ass you ever saw!

Did I just call myself a $5 piece of ass?!?

*shakes head in shame*

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**PrivateEye** · 02-08-2004, 07:07 AM

I have been eaten http://www.stormfront.org/forum/

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