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  • Tanker
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2000
    • 9287

    #1

    404 too funny

    JT just sent this

    said it was the best 404 he ever saw
    http://whateverhost.com/404.html



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  • a32bitwhore
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    • Mar 2001
    • 130

    #2
    As a true testement to my undying geekiness I sat through the whole message. Very funny!
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    • NakedChik
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 112

      #3
      Do they have therapists for web servers? Maybe that's what I'll do for a living. They have them for cats and dogs. Maybe I could make a really good living off of that.

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      • Keyser
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        • Jan 2001
        • 142

        #4
        LOL!
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        • Red
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          • Nov 2000
          • 518

          #5
          That was great. *LOL*

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          • NightLizard
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            • Feb 2001
            • 300

            #6
            that is some funny stuff,

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            • HQ
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 3539

              #7
              here it is in case you wanted to read it faster, although it slightly loses its effect:

              The requested document is totally fake.,
              'No /404 here.',
              Even tried multi.,
              Nothing helped.,
              I'm really depressed about this.,
              You see, I'm just a web server...,
              -- here I am, brain the size of the universe,,
              trying to serve you a simple web page,,
              and then it doesn't even exist!,
              Where does that leave me?!,
              I mean, I don't even know you.,
              How should I know what you wanted from me?,
              You honestly think I can *guess*,
              what someone I don't even *know*,
              wants to find here?,
              *sigh*,
              Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.,
              And then where would we be, I ask you?,
              It's not pretty when a web server cries.,
              And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?,
              Just because I'm a web server,,
              and possibly a manic depressive one at that?,
              Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?,
              Huh?,
              I'm so depressed...,
              I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.,
              I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?,
              What kind of a life is that?,
              Two effing weeks,,
              and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,,
              that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,,
              just because it doesn't have some tiddly little,
              security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,,
              or something.,
              I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,,
              I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,,
              and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.,
              But I couldn't get this one.,
              I'm so sorry.,
              Believe me!,
              Maybe I could interest you in another page?,
              There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,,
              although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.,
              Figures, huh?,
              Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.,
              That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,,
              all day and all night long.,
              Two weeks of information overload,,
              and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.,
              What kind of a life is that?,
              Now, please let me sulk alone.,
              I'm so depressed.
              (i did a view source, btw)


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              • Johan
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 157

                #8
                That's the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
                First time one can't get pissed off when getting a 404. =)
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                • oscer
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 2834

                  #9
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                  • blakkfrogg
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                    • Jan 2001
                    • 582

                    #10
                    That absolutelly kicked ass. I loved it. One thing, though.... Those damn popups afterwards. Oh well. It still kicked ass.

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                    • aprilkorova
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 649

                      #11
                      That was really cute...I actually started to feel bad for it LOL.

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                      • exit69
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 62

                        #12
                        http://www.siliconinc.net/404.html


                        I kinda like this one...
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                        • magnatique
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 1830

                          #13
                          hehe sweet

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                          • misterwalrus
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 270

                            #14
                            That was great!!!
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