With all the beautiful women we have in America, THIS is what we come up with to wear the crown for Miss America 2017?
I've seen hotter chics bagging my groceries.
She looks like a country meth head with new teeth.
Really?? This is Miss America??? She's not a total dog, but please, she's no Miss America.
Somebody PLEASE put some BEAUTY back in this BEAUTY CONTEST.
My Daddy dun tolded me I was purty.

At least now I'ze getz to stay off the pole.

Hell, there's better looking women at the top of this website, in a fucking porn banner.
I've seen hotter chics bagging my groceries.
She looks like a country meth head with new teeth.
Really?? This is Miss America??? She's not a total dog, but please, she's no Miss America.
Somebody PLEASE put some BEAUTY back in this BEAUTY CONTEST.
My Daddy dun tolded me I was purty.

At least now I'ze getz to stay off the pole.

Hell, there's better looking women at the top of this website, in a fucking porn banner.











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