Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks

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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176

    #1

    Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks

    After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

    The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking towelhead."
  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26730

    #2
    Originally posted by wehateporn
    After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

    The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking towelhead."
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    • Jigster715
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2015
      • 1459

      #3
      Originally posted by wehateporn
      After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

      The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking towelhead."
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      • J. Falcon
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        • May 2006
        • 31587

        #4
        Very good. You're on fire lately.
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