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I had to pull my 9mm today and almost killed someone.
Never thought I would find myself in this kind of situation.
THe low down. My Uncle did some work for one of the nieghbors. The Neighbor now hates my uncle, and the nephew of my neighbor jumped onto my property this morning and threatened my Uncle with a Shotgun. It was a Sawed off. I was in the house when it went down. I saw him with the shotgun pointing it at my uncle. So I grabbed my 9MM for the first time in my life with intent to use it. Loaded it charged it. Went outside. Had the safety off and had the upper hand entirelly I came out aiming. He charged his shotgun and did not see me comming. Only reason my neighbors nephew is not dead right now is because he charged the shotgun again while yelling at my uncle about some stupid fucking tools. I realised his Shotgun was empty at that point when he charged it a 2nd time. Totally fucking freaky incident so way the fuck out of the norm of my life. I was in seconds of killing someone today. It's a Very strange feeling.
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Was he a black man?
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I could have sworn you said you lived someplace civilized.
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Fucked up way to start the day...
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You said the dispute was in the yard over a tool, was it atleast a Hoe ? hehehe
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you should expect some blow back from this
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Only in America...
People in Amsterdam dont come over to your house and bring a fucking shotgun. They may bring a shovel but thats it.
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glad you did not have to use your weapon... from the way you made it sound you would have been within your right to use deadly force to stop the threat to a loved one...
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Shit, man. Glad you didn't have to use it. That's pretty fucked up, someone pulling a gun on your uncle. I'm glad both you, and your uncle are safe. You will definitely want to keep an eye on things. It's hard to tell what the fuck could happen next.
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You just went up a few notches in my book.
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I don't understand how pulling on your penis would kill someone.
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Congrats for not killing him, but when he saw you, didn't he point the shotgun at you?
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Actually no...
I put the safety on after he charged it a 2nd time, he didnt see me I was behind the truck and he was to busy screaming at my uncle. So with the safety on I put the 9 into my hoodie pocket and came out and told to get em the fuck off my property and will be calling the police. SO he didnt know I was armed, nor did he know I had his chest in my sites just seconds earlier. So all this is going down right now. More later.
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Idiots with their guns.
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Just think if there were no guns that day, nothing would have happened.
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forwarding this thread to your neighbor
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Nothing pretty about death, jail or regrets.
We have no legal guns in Holland. I am glad about that. If you have a gun, you could use it.... if you don't...you can't use it |
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Now bake your neighbor some brownies with cyanide in them!!
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I actually wouldn't mind having a spread like that....but would have to repaint the trailers to match...
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That's some crazy shit!
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lol so u were like hiding with the gun, waiting for him to shoot your uncle? no HEY MUTHAFUCKA DONT DO IT?
i'd be pist if i was yer uncle man
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Shoulda put a few rounds in his ass just to teach him a lesson, why bring an empty gun haha
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Fuck that. Move out of the sticks.
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You should have dropped him. You gambled and won.. next time pull the trigger first.
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i call bullshit you were probably hiding in the house
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coffee .. 9mm .. Valium .. tough way to start your day .. props to you for being aware enough (semi calm) and not panicking enough to realize he had an unloaded weapon ..a different time, place or person and that could have been a life changing moment ..
I am not condoning firearms in anyway .. but your level head shows there is a time and place ..
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Sounds like a happy ending, a cool head prevailed.
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I agree that you did amazing to keep your wits straight enough to notice the wacko was a fake!
Guns are scary
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Adrenaline runs through me like crazy. I would have pointed that 9 at his head not been hiding in the bushes.
Although it does make things bit better having to live by someone like that if they knew youd have no problem killing them might make things a little tense. |
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use it next time, come out firing and ask questions later.
That hesitation could have cost your loved one his life. Make sure a police report goes on file. The fucker can go to jail just for threatening deadly force.
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Blow the fucker away, he came on your property waving a fucking shot gun, I'd have blown his fucking brains out and played it off like I didn't know he wasn't loaded.
He does it once, what makes you think the fucking whacko won't do it again, this time with a loaded shot gun? |
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Sounds like a laundry list of offenses including assault with a deadly weapon, brandishing, trespassing, possession of an illegal firearm (sawed off)... is he in jail? The sawed off could pull significant jail time alone.
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A 9mm?
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Fuck that... I wouldn't of waited for the second time he charged the shotgun, although I admire your recognizing it being empty during the heat of the moment, At the first charge I would of been pulling triggers. It is a strange feeling and I hope you're ok from it, glad your uncle is ok
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Truely spoken by someone who has no idea about guns
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I'm with those saying file a police report. If any other incidents happen with this idiot neighbor of yours you now have something on file that the cops can go on.
Instead of thinking about shooting him with the gun, once you realized his weapon wasn't the threat you thought it was, you should have shot him with your camera. Pics of him pointing a weapon at your family member, loaded or otherwise, is pretty strong evidence. Of course I'm going on the assumption that your story isn't all made up. :D
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Someone should put a countdown into every gun thread for this response to pop up. Since a 9mm is not a "real" gun I'd assume that you would stare down a 9mm with quick action pull and a 15 shot clip full of Hydra-Shok shells without fear, I mean, you'd prolly just laugh off such a measly attempt to harm you..correct?
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i hate the ghetto. lol
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dont sweat it, if your aim is as bad as your design skills, you wouldnt have harmed anyone.
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a 9 is a damn fine gun.
You can have 5 accurate shots off in the time of dealing with the recoil on a desert eagle from the first shot. 5 shots all in the chest form a 9 VS 1 big hole from a big cal... the 5 shots in random places is far more deadly. By time you account for fragmenting from hitting bone and other things 9 all the way baby
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