Do you think a RealDoll whorehouse would make money? - GoFuckYourself.com

escorpio · 10-19-2005, 09:36 PM

I think it would be a sure moneymaker. Would you need some kind of health dept. permit?

dropped9 · 10-19-2005, 09:37 PM

it would certainly make mad dough son

poppet · 10-19-2005, 09:38 PM

Be sure not to let your workers see what's in the boxes. Somehow i don't think used Real Dolls would go over quite as well.

Spunky · 10-19-2005, 09:38 PM

That's like renting out used dildos..I don't see how that could be profitable

escorpio · 10-19-2005, 09:39 PM

I wouldn't have workers, other than the guy that cleans up the dolls after each customer.

MzMoneyMaker · 10-19-2005, 09:40 PM

eeww.....you cant clean them up enough that they would get reused that much....

TheMob · 10-19-2005, 09:42 PM

Man, you're on to something.

poppet · 10-19-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I wouldn't have workers, other than the guy that cleans up the dolls after each customer.

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and a LOT of sanitization. Seriously.

Holly · 10-19-2005, 09:43 PM

quiet would go. He's fascinated with those things, for some reason.

There aren't very many inanimate objects that frighten me, but Real Dolls completely freak me out. That's some scary shit.

triplab · 10-19-2005, 09:44 PM

weee.. cleanliness issues come to mind ... i guess you could get some day labor to clean the money holes or somethin...

escorpio · 10-19-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by poppet

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and a LOT of sanitization. Seriously.

Of course. I'd run a class joint.

Pleasurepays · 10-19-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I think it would be a sure moneymaker. Would you need some kind of health dept. permit?

i cant stop laughing right now because i think it would. i can picture guys walking in all sheepish and choosing girls... taking them to a private room and make small talk to relax... and then finally make their move.

would they have to tip the girls?

nofx · 10-19-2005, 10:00 PM

what about putting RealDolls on train tracks...

nah, jk ;]

xclusive · 10-19-2005, 10:07 PM

I'd give it a go if I was your first customer

KRL · 10-19-2005, 10:51 PM

For sure! Man you can't even tell these aren't the real deal from pics now.

escorpio · 10-19-2005, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

what about putting RealDolls on train tracks...

nah, jk ;]

A strict "you break it, you bought it" policy will be enforced. Nobody abuses my ladies!

ChrisExtreme · 10-20-2005, 12:55 AM

It's a great idea, go for it.

pack · 10-20-2005, 01:05 AM

I was actually talking to some people about this the other day.

Brilliant. It would make plenty of cash.

They'd find a way to outzone you, however.

Also, I read on salon.com that they are coming out with an "interchangeable parts" system for ease of cleanup.

ServerGenius · 10-20-2005, 01:12 AM

Man it's a killer idea.....I mean talk about cheap labour and easy labour.
No complaining envious bitches that kill eachother, no social security
no benefits, no insurances....and I guess you could start 1 anywhere as
it's not prostitution

ServerGenius · 10-20-2005, 01:13 AM

Think about all the free publicity you will get......all the news channels and
papers will jump on it like flies on a pile of shit!

ServerGenius · 10-20-2005, 01:15 AM

Thanks for the idea....I'm gonna start 1 in Amsterdam

escorpio · 10-20-2005, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DynaSpain

Man it's a killer idea.....I mean talk about cheap labour and easy labour.
No complaining envious bitches that kill eachother, no social security
no benefits, no insurances....and I guess you could start 1 anywhere as
it's not prostitution

That was my thinking. None of the hassles of actual prostitutes. No cops. Little overhead. Lots of curiousity. It's a sure winner.

Do you think condom use should be mandatory? It would sure make clean up easier.

pack · 10-20-2005, 01:30 AM

Like i said. In a few months they will ship with easy clean inserts =)

The salon.com article is the most fun you'll have all night, check it out.

LiveDose · 10-20-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

That was my thinking. None of the hassles of actual prostitutes. No cops. Little overhead. Lots of curiousity. It's a sure winner.

Do you think condom use should be mandatory? It would sure make clean up easier.

Can you imagine the fuckin' nutjobs that you would be dealing with?

ServerGenius · 10-20-2005, 01:33 AM

Nah you must be able to clean them really easy and make them sterile by using steam
Just think man.....a lot of people would be in to this....they won't consider it
cheating on their wife....coz they're not having sex with another women.
There's no need to feel quilty

Or all the people that are too insecure to go to a real prostitute...and the ones
that want to try weird stuff but don't have the guts to ask a real women.
Or the people who want to try gay sex.....but not with a real person....
You can think of so many hooks to sell it.

You will get so much media attention...you could live just of that. Talk shows
magazines, news shows, papers....the sky is the limit.....

I'm serious man....I'm not joking

Sean · 10-20-2005, 01:39 AM

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT

they would be cleaner than real escorts are

assmunk · 10-20-2005, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I think it would be a sure moneymaker. Would you need some kind of health dept. permit?

hey esc,

i think you might wanna check this out before getting into the realdoll whorehouse biz :D

http://www.realdolldoctor.com/

calculate this into your expenses....heh

escorpio · 10-20-2005, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DynaSpain

I'm serious man

So am I. I really think it could work.

escorpio · 10-20-2005, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Can you imagine the fuckin' nutjobs that you would be dealing with?

No worse than a normal brothel, I would think. And if somebody got too rough with one of my "ladies" he just pays for the damages, no harm done.

emthree · 10-20-2005, 01:48 AM

Rent-a-real-doll
sounds better

10-19-2005, 09:36 PM	#1
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10-19-2005, 09:39 PM	#5
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10-20-2005, 01:05 AM	#18
pack Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 89	I was actually talking to some people about this the other day. Brilliant. It would make plenty of cash. They'd find a way to outzone you, however. Also, I read on salon.com that they are coming out with an "interchangeable parts" system for ease of cleanup.

10-20-2005, 01:12 AM	#19
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Man it's a killer idea.....I mean talk about cheap labour and easy labour. No complaining envious bitches that kill eachother, no social security no benefits, no insurances....and I guess you could start 1 anywhere as it's not prostitution __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

10-20-2005, 01:13 AM	#20
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10-20-2005, 01:15 AM	#21
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10-20-2005, 01:30 AM	#23
pack Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 89	Like i said. In a few months they will ship with easy clean inserts =) The salon.com article is the most fun you'll have all night, check it out.

10-20-2005, 01:33 AM	#25
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Nah you must be able to clean them really easy and make them sterile by using steam Just think man.....a lot of people would be in to this....they won't consider it cheating on their wife....coz they're not having sex with another women. There's no need to feel quilty Or all the people that are too insecure to go to a real prostitute...and the ones that want to try weird stuff but don't have the guts to ask a real women. Or the people who want to try gay sex.....but not with a real person.... You can think of so many hooks to sell it. You will get so much media attention...you could live just of that. Talk shows magazines, news shows, papers....the sky is the limit..... I'm serious man....I'm not joking __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

10-20-2005, 01:39 AM	#26
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