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Rochard · 08-20-2019, 09:09 PM

After twenty-five years of being with my wife I am going to meet her first husband Mark.

Mark and my wife's brothers were all friends, and went through high school together, and remained friends all of this time. Mark's parents lived very close to my wife's parents, so they all remained friends as well. In fact, I met Mark's parents once; His father was old school US Navy computer geek during the cold war so we talked for hours.

I am not nervious or anything, but looking forward to it. However, me being me I want to fuck with him in a nice way. What should I say to him? He lives in a nudist colony and always dresses as a pirate for Halloween.

I thought I would open with "Ahoy Mate".

Picture of him dressed a pirate for fun.

SBJ · 08-20-2019, 09:13 PM

ask him this?

EddyTheDog · 08-20-2019, 09:15 PM

Turn up naked and tell him you didn't want him to feel awkward...

Even better if you are meeting in a nice restaurant.....

escorpio · 08-20-2019, 09:27 PM

Tell him you were in the Marines.

SBJ · 08-20-2019, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Tell him you were in the Marines.

Not going to lie I did really LOL when I saw that response.
and how far you bike daily

brassmonkey · 08-20-2019, 10:09 PM

i luv 48 hours murder mysteries! you trying to get an episode?

2MuchMark · 08-20-2019, 10:47 PM

Tasty1 · 08-21-2019, 01:01 AM

Say that you also want to fuck his girlfriend.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 08-21-2019, 01:22 AM

I would not do that unless kids were involved

Mediamix · 08-21-2019, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I want to fuck with him in a nice way.

You just did by showing his picture on a porn forum..

Matyko · 08-21-2019, 04:03 AM

This thread reminded me how much I loved the Secret of the Monkey Island game series..

CaptainHowdy · 08-21-2019, 04:09 AM

Id greet you with this shirt on me:

Rochard · 08-21-2019, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Tell him you were in the Marines.

He was in the Coast Guard so that is a great idea...

freecartoonporn · 08-21-2019, 05:37 AM

greet him with "captain" <enter his name here>

SilentKnight · 08-21-2019, 06:14 AM

Ask him if he's ever seen the captain's log.

blackmonsters · 08-21-2019, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i luv 48 hours murder mysteries! you trying to get an episode?

NatalieMojoHost · 08-21-2019, 06:27 AM

Am I the only one here who'd just let it go? It's been 25 years...

OneHungLo · 08-21-2019, 06:42 AM

Can you imagine going on a porn forum and asking how to impress some dude who at one time was slaying your wife?

Betaaaaaaasaasaa

SilentKnight · 08-21-2019, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by onehunglo

can you imagine going on a porn forum and asking how to impress some dude who at one time was slaying your wife?

^^^^this^^^^

2MuchMark · 08-21-2019, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Can you imagine going on a porn forum and asking how to impress some dude who at one time was slaying your wife?

Betaaaaaaasaasaa

He didn't say he was looking to impress him. He said he's looking to fuck with him in a nice way. It's also not just some dude, it's someone he is friends with.

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

^^^^this^^^^

Not this. OneHungLo can't read.

Cyber Fucker · 08-21-2019, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Id greet you with this shirt on me:

Rochard · 08-21-2019, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by NatalieMojoHost

Am I the only one here who'd just let it go? It's been 25 years...

Oh, I don't have any issues with it at all. Like I said, I met his parents - my wife's former in laws - and they were great.

I just want to have fun with it because... I like to have fun with everything.

tony286 · 08-21-2019, 10:03 AM

When you meet him, say this is the last of your hand me downs I'm taking.

Rochard · 08-21-2019, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tony286

When you meet him, say this is the last of your hand me downs I'm taking.

LOL. That's awesome.

Phoenix · 08-21-2019, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Can you imagine going on a porn forum and asking how to impress some dude who at one time was slaying your wife?

Betaaaaaaasaasaa

i get Rochard is just trying to reach out.
however since they don't have kids together, i can't possibly see a reason for hanging out with that guy

RyuLion · 08-21-2019, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Oh, I don't have any issues with it at all. Like I said, I met his parents - my wife's former in laws - and they were great.

I just want to have fun with it because... I like to have fun with everything.

I know what Natalie is saying, there's 1 million other people you can hangout with. why an ex, how old are we to have fun with this subject?

OneHungLo · 08-22-2019, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

i get Rochard is just trying to reach out.
however since they don't have kids together, i can't possibly see a reason for hanging out with that guy

Oh yeah...if there were kids involved that’s whole different ballgame. But there are none and it’s weird that rochard is all giddy about trying to impress this dude.

He probably carries that pic of that dude in his wallet.

Rochard = 100% beta cuck.

2MuchMark · 08-22-2019, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Oh yeah...if there were kids involved that’s whole different ballgame. But there are none and it’s weird that rochard is all giddy about trying to impress this dude.

He probably carries that pic of that dude in his wallet.

Rochard = 100% beta cuck.

He didn't say he wants to impress him.

And now you're insulting him?

You talk like you are scared. Why does the idea of meeting your girl's former lover(s) scare the shit out of you so much? Or maybe this doesn't scare you - maybe it excites you. Maybe you are the "100% beta cuck"?

(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

:D

Rochard · 08-22-2019, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Oh yeah...if there were kids involved that’s whole different ballgame. But there are none and it’s weird that rochard is all giddy about trying to impress this dude.

He probably carries that pic of that dude in his wallet.

Rochard = 100% beta cuck.

I don't need to impress anyone who lives in a double wide trailer in a trailer park.

I'm not kidding. He lives in a trailer. In a trailer park.

Colmike9 · 08-22-2019, 11:47 AM

Meeting your wife's ex-husband in a trailer park after 25 years?.. Ideas like that are how people go missing..

Sly · 08-22-2019, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

LOL. That's awesome.

It's funny but it's also disrespectful to your wife with a guy you don't even know.

PR_Glen · 08-22-2019, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Oh yeah...if there were kids involved that’s whole different ballgame. But there are none and it’s weird that rochard is all giddy about trying to impress this dude.

He probably carries that pic of that dude in his wallet.

Rochard = 100% beta cuck.

The problem with your suggestions is if it is true, you have just become part of his fantasy as humiliation is part of that.. congrats?

Natalie_K · 08-22-2019, 01:46 PM

If you're looking to mess with him and get a reaction, wear this shirt when you meet him.

SilentKnight · 08-22-2019, 02:58 PM

Tell him she does anal now.

(just don't mention she wears a strap-on)

CaptainHowdy · 08-22-2019, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Tell him she does anal now.

(just don't mention she wears a strap-on)

. . .

Natalie_K · 08-22-2019, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Tell him she does anal now.

(just don't mention she wears a strap-on)

That's hilarious,

Rochard · 08-22-2019, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

I know what Natalie is saying, there's 1 million other people you can hangout with. why an ex, how old are we to have fun with this subject?

I am sorry. I failed to mention I do not have a choice in the matter. My wife's father died, and we are going to a memorial next month. Being as my wife's ex-husband was friends with her brothers, and her ex-husband's parents were friends with my wife's mother and my wifes father (who just passed), they will all be there.

I am fine with everything. I just want to have some fun with this.

brassmonkey · 08-22-2019, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Tell him she does anal now.

(just don't mention she wears a strap-on)

just a punk · 08-22-2019, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

After twenty-five years of being with my wife I am going to meet her first husband Mark.

So you have a used wife?

Jel · 08-23-2019, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My wife's father died, and we are going to a memorial next month

Who wouldn't use that event as an opportunity to tease a guy who lost a person he presumably knew, and had a connection with, while possibly insulting your wife at the same time.

I'm sure you'll come over as a great person, and not a massive dick at all.

adspyglass · 08-23-2019, 06:37 AM

I believe, "event" itself not a battle groud, everyone won't care about the connection in past.

OneHungLo · 08-23-2019, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't need to impress anyone who lives in a double wide trailer in a trailer park.

I'm not kidding. He lives in a trailer. In a trailer park.

So? Someone without a high net worth isn't worth your respect?

And if that's how you feel, what does that say about your wife's choice in men?

candyflip · 08-24-2019, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

He didn't say he was looking to impress him. He said he's looking to fuck with him in a nice way. It's also not just some dude, it's someone he is friends with.

Not this. OneHungLo can't read.

He’s meeting the guy for the first time. Seems like you are the one who can’t read, you little twerp.

Always in a hurry to point out how everyone else is wrong, but the little French Canadian fem is typically the one who’s wrong.

brassmonkey · 08-24-2019, 06:09 AM

man i like you post you love pizza i do as well. you are active in your community. you served the fucking country and i think you are one of our modern day knights. no homo

that being said... why would you meet someone that could be jealous and ready for a murder suicide?

do the math!

PornDiscounts-V · 08-24-2019, 08:44 AM

Hand him some little blue pills and tell him you and your wife want to wish him,"better luck next time."

OneHungLo · 08-24-2019, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

He’s meeting the guy for the first time. Seems like you are the one who can’t read, you little twerp.

Always in a hurry to point out how everyone else is wrong, but the little French Canadian fem is typically the one who’s wrong.

Holy shit.. that's rich. I missed that rely.

Poor lil Princess, wrong as usual.

escorpio · 08-24-2019, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PornDiscounts-V

Hand him some little blue pills and tell him you and your wife want to wish him,"better luck next time."

Then the guy asks Rochard if he'd like to start sending over his new shoes...

"I can break those in for you too, if you want."

SilentKnight · 08-24-2019, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Then the guy asks Rochard if he'd like to start sending over his new shoes...

"I can break those in for you too, if you want."

Rochard · 09-09-2019, 08:50 PM

So......

I met my wife's ex-husband this weekend. And his "new wife". All I can say is.... My wife dodged a bullet.

freecartoonporn · 09-09-2019, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

So......

I met my wife's ex-husband this weekend. And his "new wife". All I can say is.... My wife dodged a bullet.

why is that ? is she HOT ? the new wife ?

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