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04-17-2019, 10:11 AM | #1 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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What's your guilty, yet irresistible, secret pleasure?
Personally, I've got loads... For example, once a year at Easter they have Cadburys mini eggs in the shops... I just can't help myself from eating some, even though they are high in Sugar, and I'm a diabetic...
When it comes to TV, its 'Judge Judy'... If I see she's on as Im channel surfing, I just can't resist flipping over to her to see what she's up to... Likewise, if I'm using a public toilet, and the urinal is backed up to overflowing, basically full of other peoples piss, I just can't resist swilling the end of my dick around in it, and then pretending that I'm a deep sea diver, taking a piss 'Underwater'... Well, those are just a few examples, which are all pretty normal, but how about YOU? What's your guilty secret? Anything a bit weird? Why not share |
04-17-2019, 10:13 AM | #2 |
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You really into shit like that? Or you just really good at playing the part?
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04-17-2019, 10:17 AM | #3 |
Let's do some business!
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It takes a special kind of mind to come up with this SHIT…
LOL.
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04-17-2019, 10:18 AM | #4 |
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Not sure what you mean? I can post a pic of my medication to prove that I'm diabetic along with an empty packet of eggs if you like, and yes, I really do enjoy the wisdom of Judge Judith Sheindlin...
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04-17-2019, 10:23 AM | #5 | |
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04-17-2019, 10:27 AM | #6 |
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I ask random women on the street to suck my dick in french (“Mets ta langue . . . sur ma bite?”) as if I was asking for directions. I just get a pretty pathetic kick out of that.
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04-17-2019, 10:32 AM | #7 |
I love to racism, bro!
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Heroin. And salt water taffy. I love salt water taffy.
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04-17-2019, 11:00 AM | #8 |
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i like exotic teas...they are hit or miss but my favorites are:
jasmine phoenix dragon pearls gunpowder temple of heaven ti kuan yin-the iron goddess of mercy I must admit that I ordered these just because of their names but they turned out good...I tried ordering exotic coffees as well but all coffee tastes the same to me...so I am a tea aficionado now and have a collection of 20+ teas...not bad at all
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04-17-2019, 11:11 AM | #9 |
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chain cock smoker, I put some honey in the tea as well...I have a thermos that I use to carry the tea with me...I am a tea aficionado and shit...manly as fuck...
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04-17-2019, 11:16 AM | #10 | |
I love to racism, bro!
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04-17-2019, 11:18 AM | #11 |
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And your forehead is a well known resting place for my nut sack...they should pay rent IRL...
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04-17-2019, 11:23 AM | #12 |
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04-17-2019, 11:28 AM | #13 |
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trolling red hats.. They are so easy to confuse and agitate.. You push a button and they go on for hours.
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04-17-2019, 11:42 AM | #14 |
I love to racism, bro!
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04-17-2019, 11:53 AM | #15 |
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My guilty pleasure is crotch watching.
Sometimes I like the crotch watch and see what kind of bulge guys passing by have. I don't constantly do it but it is a guilty pleasure I partake in now and then. |
04-18-2019, 01:45 AM | #16 |
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I could drink tea from a pink cup and I would still emit 1000x more testosterone than your entire family tree combined...now go hoover some penis...
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04-18-2019, 01:50 AM | #17 |
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I like sugar powered buns, it's highly addicting.
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04-18-2019, 02:06 AM | #18 |
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I'm trying to cut down on sugary things and carbs in general, not because I need to but because those are what cause a lot of health issues as you get older.
But...we have a chain of bakers in the UK called Greggs, and I find it hard to pass one without going in. I can't find a decent picture of all the things they sell in there, that's the closest. Their coffee is shit but it doesn't matter when they sell you any cake for another 40p.
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04-18-2019, 04:00 AM | #19 |
Mark Osterholt Sucks Cock
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I like going to Russian grocery stores, because the lighting in them is awesome.
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04-18-2019, 08:13 AM | #20 |
I love to racism, bro!
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04-18-2019, 09:42 AM | #21 |
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so not into tv or food but this:
this is still a secret right? =)
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04-18-2019, 12:09 PM | #22 |
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04-19-2019, 01:16 AM | #23 |
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i am into pussy licking.
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04-19-2019, 07:01 AM | #24 |
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04-19-2019, 04:32 PM | #25 |
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Forgot to add: crazy girls.
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04-19-2019, 08:49 PM | #26 |
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I like to smell dirty panties ...
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