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  • Red
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2000
    • 518
    #1

    Today's Chuckle

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed.

    "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

    The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies........

    You just happened to catch my eye.

    Red

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    • Jamdin
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 3560
      #2
      ROTFL, thanks Red that made my hectic day but I didn't know you had a glass eye

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        • Dirtypainter
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 425
          #3
          Damn Red that was great

          what a way to mark my 100th post. now thanks to you I get my shirt.

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            • Poizon
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 157
              #4
              Here's one for today:

              A woman is cooking some food in her kitchen. She's going all out on it and it smells delicious. She hears the phone ring and she goes to answer..She totally forgets about the food while she's talk a storm with her friend on the phone. She hangs up and smells something horrid. Her food is burning. She walks into the kitchen to see her stove on fire. She panics and calls the fire department. She's yelling and crying "My kitchen is on fire please come quick!" The fireman is trying to calm her down saying "mam, please calm down please tell us how to get to your place. The woman somewhat disgusted says in reply "DUH, big red truck!"

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                • aprilkorova
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 649
                  #5
                  LOL to both, nice way to start the morning

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                    • NightLizard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 300
                      #6
                      both are great, thanks guys.

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