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Old 09-18-2018, 07:26 AM   #1
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I've just done my good deed for the day...

My cousin just called me up and asked if I would loan her £300.00 to help her pay her rent. Those who know me, (IRL) know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back.

But before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the £300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday...

I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the £300.00 because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin and told her to come and get the money. A couple of hours later, I get a call from the prison. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...So you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!

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Old 09-18-2018, 08:39 AM   #2
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Old 09-18-2018, 07:24 PM   #3
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That was unexpected and funny.
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Old 09-18-2018, 10:39 PM   #4
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Brilliance! Thanks for sharing a funny story, CS.
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Old 09-18-2018, 11:01 PM   #5
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Unexpected outcome, bravo!
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Old 09-18-2018, 11:15 PM   #6
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