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06-23-2018, 04:53 PM
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your favorite band sucks!
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under assualt in Malibu
by squirrels... I feel like I'm at gfy.... the little furry bastards are coming in through the dryer vent. going for the dog food.... it's like fort apache here in the hills...
every time I look out the door the little fucks start dodging and diving, then come right back... when I drive up to my place it's a mad scramble of about 15 squirrels dashing off into the woods.... and the fucking ravens are laughing their asses off about it... no shit. there is a small conspiracy living here with me, or should I say I'm living with a small conspiracy... at any rate the Ravens watch out for me.... they circle the car as I drive up the hill and follow me and Killer when we walk around. Air cover. the conspiracy alerts me to threats like coyotes… the same way it was down in Cornell at the old place… I've even caught the deer fucking around playing tag and stuff... usually I just see deer hauling ass to get away...
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06-23-2018, 05:01 PM
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My brother is tall and skinny so he and his buddy were trying to lift weight and put on muscle. One day while he was at work the squirrels got into the house and ate entire 5 pound bag of weight gain protein shake mix. Those were some very fat squirrels. |
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06-23-2018, 05:07 PM
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your favorite band sucks!
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06-23-2018, 06:54 PM
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this & that
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06-23-2018, 07:11 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Well at least you aren't under attack by cougars.
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06-23-2018, 09:00 PM
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Here you go Sir:
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Squirrels
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06-23-2018, 09:04 PM
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Don't you know how to install a vent cap?
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06-23-2018, 09:23 PM
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your favorite band sucks!
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06-23-2018, 09:24 PM
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your favorite band sucks!
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06-23-2018, 09:26 PM
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your favorite band sucks!
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06-23-2018, 10:45 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Are you hopped up on that reefer again? squirrels should be eliminated by pest control
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06-23-2018, 11:38 PM
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Eat them. Talking trees. Ground squirrels, not so much.
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06-24-2018, 02:49 AM
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So fuckin' bored
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Be careful with 'em, because they spread Rabies.
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06-24-2018, 02:52 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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Squirrels are vicious creatures for sure
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06-24-2018, 03:00 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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rats ... with a big furry tail ...
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06-24-2018, 05:41 AM
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06-24-2018, 05:42 AM
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your favorite band sucks!
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