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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				Whose the most famous person you have sent a dick pick to?
			 
			Last night I dressed my penis up to look like Ashton Kutcher and then sent the pics to both Demi Moore and Mila Kunis. They have yet to respond...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Making PHP work 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Yo mamma! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Megan Fox's fluffer 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Last week I draped mine in an American flag, took a pic with a Wheaties box in the background...and emailed it to Kris Jenner. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Just Doing My Own Thing 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 You - Sorry about that 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Shit - I must have missed that ! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	In all seriousness though, PM a working email for you. The one I have for you, the domain its on has expired - I wanna share something with you thats a bit too long for PM  | 
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			 Just Doing My Own Thing 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 Just Doing My Own Thing 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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		 This brings back disturbing memories of my youth. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	My friend and I were having a piss outside. Not sure why we were stood so close together but that happens when you are young and carefree. Anyway he started laughing at me and pointing at my dick. I looked at it and remembered I had drawn a face all over it. This had smiley face and hair.  | 
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		 Bella Abzug 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 I've tried a similar 'trick' with girls, but I have yet to get satisfactory results...  | 
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