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Old 06-06-2017, 03:47 PM   #1
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Conquest #837

Last night, I hooked up with my #837. A brief background to how I got to 837 girls. I'm sure some of you studs have probably have more than me But mine is made up of actual hookups and not "porn related work" .

I used to keep a book of the names of the girls I hooked up with but after i got past the 200 or 300 range, I just stopped that all together and kept a running count in my head.

The girls range from 18-40ish, college girls, models, single moms, married, divorced, strippers, sugar baby wannabes, biker girls, etc...and about 5-10 hookers. I'm not sure of the hookers count because i bunch them as hookers if they admit they were actual hookers or "former escorts". So almost all of the 837 were not paid but just hookups or girls that thought i was boyfriend or daddy material. i am not going to lie and say they were all hot because sometimes it's just call of nature at the bar and what can i say, I tend to go dumpster diving But most times i go for hotter girls. Daddy issue girls are easy pickings for some reason. Majority of them were white, some latinas, not too many asians surprisingly, a few blacks, and everything in between. My favorites were when i could get 2 girls for threesomes, they don't happen not often but last week, i had one with a redhead and Filipina college girls. My favorite threesome was with two 18 year olds with daddy crush on me a couple of months back.

Frankly, i'm decent looking but not handsome so its not like girls are falling over themselves for me. As you can imagine with that many, there were some psychos and all kinds of personalities.

One of my favorite lines ever from a hookup was the text she sent me the next day "i can't believe you don't want to see me again, i feel like you raped me because you used me for one night" .

The problem is a disturbing trend with me, I find that I can't get it up multiple times for the much hotter girls. I can go multiple times and since i usually spend a few hours with each girl, I can usually cum 3-4 times. What concerns me is if the girl is a 5-6 on a hotness scale, I have not problems having great sex with them, with me popping off multiple times. But here's one of life's greatest mysteries, then with girls on the higher end 7-9 scale, i cum once and it's hard for me to go beyond 2 times. It's not a problem with them, most times they want to go more but my body will just not cooperate and that's what happened with #837. She said I was the best she every had and I made her cum within a couple of minutes of us having sex. And she was begging for more but I just couldn't get it up for round 3. Seriously I think there is something wrong with me, why can't i just not have the same great sex with the higher end looking girls than i do with average next door girls? It's not an isolated issue, it's happened far too many times now to chalk it cock malfunction. Any insights?

Speaking of number #837, she's 21 and I'm 44, just so you know why daddy and baby is referenced in the text messages . She's a model/aspiring actress, tried stripping for a couple of months but it was not for her. We met online, and decided we would meet and go for it. Trust me her pictures do not do her any justice.
Without further adieu, here Here is #837:











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Old 06-06-2017, 03:58 PM   #2
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Come on this is Brian8377 isn't it?
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Old 06-06-2017, 03:59 PM   #3
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I feel like I just watched a episode of something on netflix. You should have a thread and keep it going!
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Old 06-06-2017, 04:06 PM   #4
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That website is amazing. I just found it a few months ago.
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Old 06-06-2017, 04:10 PM   #5
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That website is amazing. I just found it a few months ago.
Which website?
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Old 06-07-2017, 04:18 AM   #6
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She does look great. Waiting for another episode.
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Old 06-07-2017, 06:03 AM   #7
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:40 AM   #8
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:02 AM   #9
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Congrats!

Serious question out of 837 how many diseases have you caught
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Old 06-07-2017, 11:04 AM   #10
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I hope the lady consented to you posting photos here that were likely meant to be private and shared with your eyes only.
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Old 06-09-2017, 01:53 AM   #11
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She does look great. Waiting for another episode.
Thanks guys, she definitely was a gorgeous girl.

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Serious question out of 837 how many diseases have you caught
Honestly, none but I got a few Urinary Tract Infections But a few days on Cipro solved those problems

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Where do I begin now, oh yes I got to Conquest #838 on Tuesday. More on that in my next post below. Wednesday was another date with #837. And oh boy did I have fun on my 2nd romp with her. She promised me a surprise and I love surprises. At the same time I really wanted to see if I could solve my ED problem with her past Round 2 , I couldn't let it happen again. So lots of Pomegranate juice for me all day leading up to our early meeting and for good measure I had a nice Pink Salmon for lunch as those two foods are known aphrodisiacs to boost sexual awareness and performance....supposedly Arrived at her place and within 5 mins, we were both naked on her bed, getting hot and heavy sharing passionate kisses like we haven't seen each other in years.

Her surprise for me?

"I am on IUD, do you still want to use a condom?" biting her lips as she said that

Needless to say, I was not going to turn down that inviting offer

Long story short, he had the time of our lives. Not using the condom seem to drive her even more wild than Monday as we worked up quite a sweat which for some reason was turning me on. I remember sweat building up on her chest and back as she was on top of me and seeing it glisten against the candle lit room turned me on more. We went a full 4 rounds with each time me exploding every drop inside her. And one more thing, she smelled amazing both times I was with her and her perfume was intoxicatingly sexy. We spent 3 hours almost 4 hours together and it was great especially after I was able to go 4 full rounds with her unlike Monday when I only could get it up 2 rounds with her . Needless to say I was spent after I got home

This morning, I was greeted with these from her





Yummy, she has such cute tits, so perfect.......
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Old 06-09-2017, 02:24 AM   #12
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As mentioned, I got to Conquest #838 on Tuesday.

To summarize, Monday was #837, Tuesday was #838, Wednesday #837 again if you want to keep score at home.

#838 is a 34 year old Preschool teacher I met at Starbucks about a week ago. We chatted a bit while we were waiting for our cappuccino and exchanged numbers. We have been chatting since then and things got very sexual very quickly in our texts. She thought I was married because I was wearing my ring on my wedding band finger. I wanted to correct her and tell her no I wasn't but she seem to like the fact that I was "married" so I amused her. I have to tell you that on a scale of 1-10 of horniness, she was a 10 as you will see in her texts to me below. The girl was either really into me or she was just one of those super horny girls because she was telling me that she wanted to be my "Slut" and I could do "ANYTHING" I wanted with her that I couldn't do with my wife

Besides, I don't think I ever had a preschool teacher so I was intrigued to add her to my list. But a small problem, I was courting #837 so I was in a dilemma. Anyways, I have been trying to keep her on the backburner, saying I had "headaches" that was preventing me from seeing her. Yes I know I'm a bastard for lying but come on, I had #837 already lined up and the last thing I wanted to do was sandwich the two of them back to back to back . But #838 was relentless, almost to the point of begging me to see her so I finally gave in, told her my headaches cleared up and we met on Tuesday evening.

And let me tell you, it was so worth it She was everything as advertised, this girl may be average in the looks department but she made up for it in ways I can't possibly imagine. She was horny the minute she walked in the door, arriving in a skin tight green short dress with no panties or bra underneath, soaking already in anticipation as she grabbed my hand and made me reach down to feel her soaking pleasure spot. We barely made it up to the bedroom. She was a firecracker and no problems with me getting to Round 4 with her. Just read her texts to me, this is your Preschool teacher that is teaching our kids here going after a "married" guy lol. All I can say is thank goodness for homewrecker girls

Without further adieu, here is Conquest #838













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Old 07-04-2017, 01:22 PM   #13
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Aren't there no privacy protecting laws where you live? just wondering..
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Old 07-04-2017, 01:33 PM   #14
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Wasn't this the guy who posted 10 year old hong kong (r whatever) stories as if they happened yesterday/recently?

Would not be surprised if this is some copy paste story presented in a way as if it was his actual story if so.
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Wasn't this the guy who posted 10 year old hong kong (r whatever) stories as if they happened yesterday/recently?

Would not be surprised if this is some copy paste story presented in a way as if it was his actual story if so.
Not the same person.
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Wasn't this the guy who posted 10 year old hong kong (r whatever) stories as if they happened yesterday/recently?

Would not be surprised if this is some copy paste story presented in a way as if it was his actual story if so.
You think he's posting under this fake nic now?
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Old 07-10-2017, 03:45 PM   #18
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Huh? I am not retarded like you to invent fake nicks.
If it is not the same person, I made a mistake.
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Huh? I am not retarded like you to invent fake nicks.
If it is not the same person, I made a mistake.
But you think he's posting under a fake nic because the nics are different. So you accuse him of posting under a fake nic.
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No more detailed updates?? Bummer.
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