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Seth Manson · 11-21-2014, 01:46 AM

You better make your shit mobile friendly.

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In the next few weeks, Google will start to label websites that render well on mobile devices and is considering giving that label weight as a search rank signal, the company said Tuesday.

Websites can earn a ?mobile-friendly? badge that is displayed with search results if the site avoids requiring software such as Adobe Systems? Flash, which isn?t officially supported in later versions of Android or by Apple?s iOS.

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Google search adding 'mobile friendly' label to show when a site plays nice with phones | PCWorld

PornDiscounts-V · 11-21-2014, 02:01 AM

I hate mobile friendly crap

brassmonkey · 11-21-2014, 02:09 AM

i said this december 2013

PornDiscounts-V · 11-21-2014, 02:11 AM

And it never happened...

Time for one column blogs so ads can be shown.

pussyeater · 11-21-2014, 03:28 AM

that's racism against websites

Tekkno · 11-21-2014, 04:58 AM

And some sites and sponsors are still using FLV

Hope this maybe motivates them to migrate to MP4!

nico-t · 11-21-2014, 05:11 AM

lol, google.

Google is like dogshit in a city with an ever growing number of dogs.
First you see shit on sidewalks every 100 yards.
A couple of years later there is dogshit (or 'google') every 5 yards.
Another couple of years later there is google on every inch of the sidewalks AND streets. You step into it all the time, it is annoying, gross, useless, unavoidable, it stinks real bad and is a fucking headache.

Here's a medium to small webmaster ancountering a big pile of google:

mopek1 · 11-21-2014, 05:30 AM

Google is threatening again ...

Everybody start shaking ...

bagfull · 11-21-2014, 05:33 AM

fuck google

Free OJ

seeandsee · 11-21-2014, 05:40 AM

i like mobile friendly sites, because i use opera mini on lots of phones and tablets, so i dont like to see normal site open on my 4-7inch device

AllAboutCams · 11-21-2014, 05:44 AM

Fuck mobile friendly i hate that shit when i go to a site and see a watered down version fucking hell everybody has a smart phone that can see the cunting normal website anyway.

robwod · 11-21-2014, 05:45 AM

With the amount of people on mobile devices these days, and that number is growing daily, it really should be no surprise that Google (and likely others will follow) is going to make cross-device compatibility a bit higher in priority than previous.

Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long.

It's likely also, at least in part, that the proliferation of sales of mobile redirects are one of the (smaller) signals used in creation of this new directive.

TeenCat · 11-21-2014, 05:49 AM

wow, so google will now tell us how our websites have to look like, just to get into their fucking engine? WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU IDIOTS OPEN YOUR EYES AND START PUSHING BING TO YOUR SURFERS???

google have to fall down, and die slowly so everyone will see how fucked up shit their granny developers invented ...

ITraffic · 11-21-2014, 05:50 AM

every person aside from adult webmasters spends literally 24 hours on their phones scrolling swiping and texting. it is no surprise.

Fat Panda · 11-21-2014, 08:39 AM

mobile interwebs is future

ITraffic · 11-21-2014, 08:42 AM

it's not the future, it's the present.

anyways check your sites here https://www.google.com/webmasters/to...ly&url=gfy.com

seeric · 11-21-2014, 08:49 AM

Google's only mission and cornerstone to their business is to deliver their users a good experience. If sites don't evolve then they'll show sites thst do over them. Stop feeling entitled to traffic that isn't yours in the first place. If you want that traffic, then you need to earn it by creating the best possible user experience. They're loyalty is to their visitors. The rest of us are mostly charletans that for the most part do whatever we can to rank and acquire as many users we can for free from their networks. I fail to see the issue here.

Jel · 11-21-2014, 09:05 AM

I physically checked a site of mine on various androids, iphones, in FF, safari, chrome, default internet app, etc etc. google tells me my text is too small and links are too close. Are they fuck, but... what seeric said.

Thank fuck there's more than 1 way to acquire google traffic.

NatalieK · 11-21-2014, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

You better make your shit mobile friendly.

Read the rest of this bullshit:
Google search adding 'mobile friendly' label to show when a site plays nice with phones | PCWorld

Pleased my site is mobile friendly, we want a badge

Klen · 11-21-2014, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

wow, so google will now tell us how our websites have to look like, just to get into their fucking engine? WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU IDIOTS OPEN YOUR EYES AND START PUSHING BING TO YOUR SURFERS???

google have to fall down, and die slowly so everyone will see how fucked up shit their granny developers invented ...

I am quite sure how google is doing that for last decade

Which is why i found it hilarious when someone says "you need to make site for users,and traffic will come". Right.

michael.kickass · 11-21-2014, 10:29 AM

Better to get those mobile firendly batches fast.

Vendzilla · 11-21-2014, 10:43 AM

Been making sure everything is html5 complaint and mobile ready for a while now, kinda stupid to think everyone is viewing your website on the same device you are

NatalieK · 11-21-2014, 12:50 PM

How do you get your google badge?

femdomdestiny · 11-21-2014, 12:55 PM

So what is the measure of text size? I am getting: Text too small to read and Links too close together.

Vendzilla · 11-21-2014, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

How do you get your google badge?

I just checked some of my sites, they all came up mobile friendly

aka123 · 11-21-2014, 01:19 PM

Fuuck, I don't think that any of my sites are mobile friendly. I tried once to set that fucking viewport and it just brought fucked up results. As pondering what the fuck went wrong, I also read that from technical point of view that is not even that necessary. Well, that is not the only issue.

Barry-xlovecam · 11-21-2014, 01:22 PM

Without Mobile Optimization Your Website Is At Risk Of Losing Search Discovery [REPORT] - Search Engine Journal

https://frontify.com/blog/relative-f...web-designers/

Fonts should be relative to the device's display ...

There is a lot of legacy coding out there that is being obsoleted.

chloelewis · 11-21-2014, 02:19 PM

It's a good thing. The user experience of browsing web sites on mobile needs to be better and this will help.

It's also a good opportunity to be first and will get more traffic if you're ready!

sandman! · 11-21-2014, 02:36 PM

yea in the future everything will need to be mobile friendly.

georgeyw · 11-21-2014, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Fuck mobile friendly i hate that shit when i go to a site and see a watered down version fucking hell everybody has a smart phone that can see the cunting normal website anyway.

Agree 100%!

I cannot stand the shitty mobile versions of sites, just give me the full website.

More often than not, the mobile version of a website eats huge amounts of shit in the way it delivers content.

Cameltoepro · 11-21-2014, 03:26 PM

My sites passed..cool

clickity click · 11-21-2014, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

You better make your shit mobile friendly.

Read the rest of this bullshit:
Google search adding 'mobile friendly' label to show when a site plays nice with phones | PCWorld

Makes me laugh when I go to sites like Apple.com and they don't work properly on mobile.

myleene · 11-21-2014, 04:25 PM

You're telling me I'll get higher and 80% of my competition lower?

I'm all for it.

It'll be like taking some mushrooms to get in front of them.

Seth Manson · 11-21-2014, 09:40 PM

I would have to make changes to about 3500 webpages spread out across dozens of domains.

oppoten · 11-21-2014, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myleene

You're telling me I'll get higher and 80% of my competition lower?

I'm all for it.

It'll be like taking some mushrooms to get in front of them.

you're always such a goody two shoes

aka123 · 11-22-2014, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

So what is the measure of text size? I am getting: Text too small to read and Links too close together.

That one link had a mention about relative text sizes. That is something to look after.

sirkonstantine · 11-22-2014, 04:38 AM

all my sites are responsive

can't wait for the boost in traffic!

femdomdestiny · 11-22-2014, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123

That one link had a mention about relative text sizes. That is something to look after.

thank you

robwod · 11-22-2014, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

all my sites are responsive

can't wait for the boost in traffic!

We've been going back and revising everything for about 2 years now, just picking away at it. Even things like galleries we submitted 7 or 8 years ago to make them responsive. It's still amazing to me that stuff you submitted to TGPs that long ago still generate the occasional sale. And when you have 20,000+ of them, it's just a compound effect.

But yeah, we've been converting everything to a responsive format, dating back to 2005. I just arbitrarily selected that year as the cut-off point. I figure going back ten years is enough. I'm certainly not going to bother with stuff we did in the 90's.

NatalieK · 11-22-2014, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I just checked some of my sites, they all came up mobile friendly

Congratulations

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

all my sites are responsive

can't wait for the boost in traffic!

there certainly is a boost, in both traffic & sales

InfoGuy · 11-22-2014, 07:46 AM

What's the optimal page width to be considered mobile friendly?

NatalieK · 11-22-2014, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy

What's the optimal page width to be considered mobile friendly?

it's not one width, our designer made lots of width with different images & menu status, needing to use css & html5, also something called bootstrap

Magnetron · 11-22-2014, 10:26 AM

Fuck all non mobile sites and let God sort them out.

femdomdestiny · 11-22-2014, 12:19 PM

Is there some Wordpress Plugin that will make relative text sizes? I can't find any

baddog · 11-22-2014, 12:21 PM

https://www.google.com/search?q=word...x-a&channel=sb

femdomdestiny · 11-22-2014, 12:42 PM

LOL.....thanks

THis one solved all problems immediately, so if you need it ,here it is: (free)
WordPress Mobile Plugin - Rocket Plugins

Only problem is that from some reason it is not showing FLV videos that should be streamed. Maybe it because I don't have flash player on tablet and mobile phone?

oppoten · 11-22-2014, 02:20 PM

Just use a responsive theme. There's plenty of them.

Diomed · 11-22-2014, 04:21 PM

If your not using a responsive design these days with all of the mobile devices and tablets, your already losing cash.

MediaGuy · 11-22-2014, 04:22 PM

People *join* on mobile, they rarely enjoy the content on those devices...

:D

nico-t · 11-23-2014, 06:19 AM

i ran a new responsive site and an older non-responsive site through the test, both had 'Awesome! Your site is mobile friendly.'

So it seems that they dont really see responsive as mandatory for being good for mobile - static pages are just as good.

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