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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    Okay, TSA has gone too far: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

    Anyone that has paid any attention knows I do not have a problem with the new screening by the TSA, but this is going over the line:

    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

    According to Cummings? partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has ?multiple piercings on his manhood? which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent ?an inordinate amount of time groping? Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent?s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

    A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
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    • CYF
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      • Mar 2009
      • 10973
      #2
      that's a fake news story. Like the onion.

      http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
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        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
          (felis madjewicus)
          • Jul 2006
          • 20368
          #3
          Fuck them, I hope that faggot takes them for a ride in court.

          edit: or if it's fake, whatever.

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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085
              #4
              Well, I laughed.

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                • Phoenix
                  BACON BACON BACON
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475
                  #5
                  well you should be in control of your bodily functions

                  spitting on a person is considered assault.. ejaculation is no different.

                  although i do think the idea that a tsa agent is a federal agent is funny...the guy/girl at customs sure, the cop inside maybe...but not the line checkers...what next the bag workers?
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                    • PornMD
                      Mainstream Businessman
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9291
                      #6
                      I guess Sergio Armani part gives it away as being fake. :P
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                        • fatfoo
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 27763
                          #7
                          It reminds me of a story of a man who was arrested because he was jerking off in an adult movie theater.
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                            • garce
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 7103
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CYF
                              that's a fake news story. Like the onion.

                              http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
                              Of course its fake. To make it funny, the TSA dude should have charged with rape in the story.

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                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                  Now with more Jayne
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 40077
                                  #9
                                  I was with it until Percy Cummings ejaculated.

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                                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 18975
                                      #10
                                      LOL, it's too bad it's not real. It would have had a TON of news coverage.
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                                        • Agent 488
                                          Registered User
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 22511
                                          #11
                                          hoax: snopes.com

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                                            • Sly
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                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 31376
                                              #12
                                              I thought they were trying to prevent explosions.
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                                                • woj
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 47882
                                                  #13
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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475
                                                      #14
                                                      damn fake story...i feel like someone passed me a chain email..lol
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                                                        • AzteK
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 3451
                                                          #15
                                                          "Cummings" lol

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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992
                                                              #16
                                                              lolol it wasnt me this timeeeeeeeeeee

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                                                                    • Spunky
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133986
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I do that in a strong wind

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                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 43069
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                          It reminds me of a story of a man who was arrested because he was jerking off in an adult movie theater.
                                                                          That was Dirty D and he wasn't jerking off. He wasletting some old bum suck his dick

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                                                                            • PornMD
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                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                              • 9291
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                              That was Dirty D and he wasn't jerking off. He wasletting some old bum suck his dick
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                                                                                • TheSenator
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 13340
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  LOL.... Leave the old fart alone.


                                                                                  He always gets pulled into jokes that he does not know he is a part of.


                                                                                  TSA and FartDog are cool.

                                                                                  TSA and the American people not so cool.

                                                                                  Sidenote: this shit started on the East Coast. I had friends and acquaintances that passed away on 9/11.
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                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by garce
                                                                                      Of course its fake. To make it funny, the TSA dude should have charged with rape in the story.
                                                                                      In a related story, Percy Cummings has filed a lawsuit against the TSA, charging that he was a victim of "Gate Rape"...



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                                                                                      I wonder if he's related to good ol' Dave Cummings? He's about the age that he could be Dave's son.

                                                                                      Now all you jerkoff's git - and I don't want to catch you cumming 'round here again...

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                                                                                        • Splendorous_Male
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Mar 2010
                                                                                          • 549
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Good old dog. Owned.
                                                                                          Percy Cummings :D

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                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Splendorous_Male
                                                                                              Good old dog. Owned.
                                                                                              Percy Cummings :D
                                                                                              Oh, you mean it was not a true story? Well, damn . . . . .


                                                                                              idiot.

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                                                                                                • Splendorous_Male
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                                                                  • 549
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                  Oh, you mean it was not a true story? Well, damn . . . . .


                                                                                                  idiot.
                                                                                                  Don't be so hard on yourself. Back in the 30's you guys had different sense of humor.

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                                                                                                    • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                                                      • 19787
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Splendorous_Male
                                                                                                      Don't be so hard on yourself. Back in the 30's you guys had different sense of humor.
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                                                                                                        • tiger
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                          • 6986
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          LOL, percy cummings.

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                                                                                                              • 32369
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                  • 33063
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                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 38944
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i like percy


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                                                                                                                        • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                                          Logos and such.
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                          • 10214
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings,

                                                                                                                          I design logo's.

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                                                                                                                            • ottopottomouse
                                                                                                                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2010
                                                                                                                              • 13177
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              And while it was going on there was a female announcer on the airport PA system asking if anybody had seen Mike Hunt...
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                                                                                                                                • thickcash_amo
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I thought it was a funny story for a quick laugh!

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                                                                                                                                    • Gerco
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                                                                                                                                      • 2052
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                      well you should be in control of your bodily functions

                                                                                                                                      spitting on a person is considered assault.. ejaculation is no different.

                                                                                                                                      although i do think the idea that a tsa agent is a federal agent is funny...the guy/girl at customs sure, the cop inside maybe...but not the line checkers...what next the bag workers?
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                                                                                                                                            • Rochard
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 75733
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....
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                                                                                                                                                • marketsmart
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 20419
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                                                                  I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....
                                                                                                                                                  or when readers dont verify a fishy story posted by the old man and the sea.....






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                                                                                                                                                    • Klen
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                      • 32235
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      It is obvious how is fake since ejaculation is not visible.

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                                                                                                                                                        • marketsmart
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 20419
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                                                                                                                          It is obvious how is fake since ejaculation is not visible.
                                                                                                                                                          thanks for educating us....

                                                                                                                                                          how close have you been to the ejaculating cock to know this incredible fact?

                                                                                                                                                          jackfag.....




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                                                                                                                                                              • 50945
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Platinumpimp
                                                                                                                                                              A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings,

                                                                                                                                                              he almost cumed on officer!
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                                                                                                                                                                • quiet
                                                                                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 25115
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                                                                                  I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....
                                                                                                                                                                  it's a joke lol
                                                                                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Klen
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                                      • 32235
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                                      thanks for educating us....

                                                                                                                                                                      how close have you been to the ejaculating cock to know this incredible fact?

                                                                                                                                                                      jackfag.....




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                                                                                                                                                                      I see that when i cum in dream and not aware about it till i go to wc.

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