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Old 11-19-2010, 05:10 PM   #1
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Why Are Women From Canada Such Cunts?

i was there a few weeks ago and i was in a taxi driven by the pretty decent looking girl...

we get to my stop and i gave her a hundred dollar bill...

she asked me how much change i needed and i said "none if you come back her and give me a blow job"..

she started cursing at me, threw me out of the cab, and drove off with my Chanel shoe bag that was still in the trunk...

i called the taxi company and they eventually returned my bag, but the whole inside of the bag was covered in shit and smelled like rotten piss...

what a cunt...

are all canadian girls like this or what?



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Old 11-19-2010, 05:13 PM   #2
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because it gets dark at 5 pm. makes them depressed and moody.
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:19 PM   #3
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:41 PM   #4
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duh. Because it's so fucking cold up there!
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:51 PM   #5
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Undergoing extensive research and market analysis via this method immediately.

Will try and report back if not "occupied"
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:54 PM   #6
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You must have got the wrong driver
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Old 11-19-2010, 06:21 PM   #7
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i called the taxi company and they eventually returned my bag, but the whole inside of the bag was covered in shit and smelled like rotten piss...
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:18 PM   #8
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