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CYF 11-19-2010 05:08 PM

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JustDaveXxx 11-19-2010 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17713356)
bullshit. the police record everything on their dashcams. No consent required.


Correct.

Its funny what you can do or not get done to you, when you know your civil rights.




We had a big party on a Sunday at my buddy Cravens house. His house is all gated up and the back gate was open just enough to let people in and out.



10 cops showed up and asked for the house owner to step outside the property line. We were all really drunk. I advised Craven that he has rights and i further advised him if he stepped off of the property that he can be arrested for public intoxication. I further told him in front of the cops that they are allowed to lie and will do so to achieve whatever agenda they had today. Trust in the advice i give you and we will be fine.


Craven and i are very close friends and trust was never an issue. But it can be very intimidating when the police make threats, demands and false claims. Which are all part of the game.



I told the cops that you can say what ever it is you need to say from there and we can answer from here.



Then they asked if they can come in. I told Craven to say "no." Then they claimed that they found someone that left the party with drugs and that they can go get a warrant to search the premises then we could all be arrested for what ever any of these people had. But if we let them in everything would be OK. (keep in mind, i think xxxjay was there too).lol



Craven looked at me and i shook my head and said go ahead and get your warrant. And good luck to you not pissing a judge off on a holiday weekend. I knew it wasn't going to happen because there was no probable cause and if there was, they would have already entered the premises.


Then they tried to get Craven to step off of the property again and i recommended that he step up to the property line and not to step over. I was getting a serious laugh at these 2 arrogant prick cops attitude when we would tell them "NO" while i was sipping my beer.


The cops then told me to shut up multiple times while they try to talk to my drunk house owner friend. I told them that "I will not shut up and nobody will be stepping over the property line anytime soon."


This went on and off for 3 hours. They kept asking for the house owner to come talk and kept asking for permission. I was there for every instance.



Cops then said that they were going to wait outside and find things to arrest people for as they leave the party. I said, "you guys have fun doing that". And i asked "How does it feel that none of your lies and bullshit will not work today?"


It was 3pm and the cops wanted to break up the party for no reason what so ever. Noise complaints dont kick in until 10pm


Nobody was leaving and we were having a blast and the cops could not do shit to stop it besides wait outside. I let 2 hours past then i pretended to be the house owner and called the watch commander on duty and filed a formal complaint. I also detailed what the cops said they were going to do to my exiting party guests.


Not even 10 min. past and the cops left. I made sure to wave to them as they were leaving.


I made sure that everyone who did leave was sober or had a sober ride. Nobody got arrested and nobody even got pulled over. We finished at 3am. Im guessing the cops that came to the party, their shift ended and the complaint that was started and the next day finished had something to do with it.



Im all for the police doing their job, but not at the expense of my civil rights. And these guys were trying to throw there authority around at the wrong party.




Knowing and understanding your Civil rights is a serious must!!

Vendzilla 11-19-2010 05:36 PM

When I had a hot rod pick up, I got pulled over for loud pipes, he told me they were too loud, I told him I had them measured at 106db and 112db was the max. I had no idea what I was talking about, but his bluff didn't stand up to it.

suesheboy 11-19-2010 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Machete_ (Post 17712588)
talking out of your ass here

LOL you think so.

Do your own research or call a good lawyer. Look at the links in my second post.

thickcash_amo 11-19-2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17712989)
Got a funny story happened to me a decade ago. I had a truck with an extended cab and no shell and was at the range with a NHM91 and was driving back home (with the rifle under the backseat) and got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. I knew it was going to get a ticket so I thought way not have a little fun?

It went down like this:

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Not a clue..
Cop: Throws attitude ..do you have your lic, reg, insurance, etc?
Me: Yes
Cop: Why is your address a PO BOX?
Me: Privacy
Cop:Where are you coming from and going etc.
Me: Friends/Home
Cop: Where is home?
Me: where the heart is?..J/k ..if you go down 3 streets hang a right, then 2 streets hang a left... etc.
Cop: Calls for backup and tells me to step out of my vehicle and then patrolmen arrives.
Cop2: Gives me a speech about being a smart-ass to a fellow cop and then handcuffs me and asked why my windows are tinted so dark...?
Me: I'm pissed for being handcuffed and reply .. ask the factory at Ford.

<Starts to go downhill fast>

Cop2: Runs my information and asks for my address and what I do for a living.
Me: You already have all the information you need.
Cops: Search my truck (without permission) and find the rifle and then I was immediately escorted to the back of the patrol car and more cops arrive.
Cop2: Do you have a permit for that weapon?
Me: Yes
Cop2: Do you have it?
Me: yes, we all do it's called the second amendment.
Cop2: Lies, and tells me it's illegal to transport a rifle like that in City limits etc.
Me: No it's not and it's a shame that I have to inform a law enforcement officer about the law and then I refused to answer anymore questions.

About an hour later they cut me lose with an ocean of tickets, truck completely tossed, and they took my rifle.

A month later I go to court and get almost all of the tickets dismissed and able to get permission to get my rifle back.

At this time I lived in one of the most liberal cities in America. Anyway, I go downtown to the evidence warehouse (across from the court house) and sign-off on the paperwork and they hand me back my rifle.

I purposely parked 6 blocks away and started to walk downtown with my rifle. It took all of a block and half before I was surrounded by cops pointing their guns at me.

They are pissed when they find out I just came from the evidence warehouse and had the right and paperwork. They offer to drive me to my vehicle and I refuse. So the cop follows me to my vehicle and then when I arrive he asks?

.... do you have your lic, reg, insurance, etc? Cop: Why is your address a PO BOX?....

Me: here we go....

:1orglaugh Can't win for losing!

BlueWave 11-19-2010 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom (Post 17712466)
...I think the dude was mad because I had fucked his younger sister.

RULE #11
DON'T fuck a cop's sister -- or wife, or mother, or daughter, or dog, or....
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AdultKing 11-19-2010 07:58 PM

Here in Australia things are a little more tame when it comes to cops, sure there are some corrupt police about, but there seems to be just a little bit more of a sense of fair play than there appears to be in the USA

xNetworx 11-19-2010 08:08 PM

That list is cute and all but every situation is different

FlexxAeon 11-19-2010 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 17713834)
Here in Australia things are a little more tame when it comes to cops, sure there are some corrupt police about, but there seems to be just a little bit more of a sense of fair play than there appears to be in the USA

the abuse of power here is quite rampant

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-19-2010 11:28 PM

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thumbsdepot 11-20-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17713356)
bullshit. the police record everything on their dashcams. No consent required.

*Yes, but most of the dash cams don't record audio outside of the vehicle. Some police officers have a microphone on them that records the audio, so as long as the police officers voice is heard on the tape then it is legal to use in court. That is why you should keep your mouth shut when dealing with police.

Google "wiretapping laws"






*base on opinions not facts

Scott McD 11-20-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17711552)



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Amputate Your Head 11-20-2010 11:53 AM

lol @ don't run.

most cops are fucking fat ass donut gobblers that couldn't chase you if their fucking lives depended on it.

fuck the police.

gaffg 11-20-2010 01:21 PM

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-20-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17715194)
lol @ don't run.

most cops are fucking fat ass donut gobblers that couldn't chase you if their fucking lives depended on it.

fuck the police.

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