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CYF · 11-18-2010, 08:21 PM

Drop that bishop and come out with your hands up!

A squad of cops in bulletproof vests swooped into an upper Manhattan park and charged seven men with the "crime" of playing chess in an area off-limits to adults unaccompanied by kids -- even though no youngsters were there.

The chess tables where they were ticketed for "failure to comply with signs" are in a fenced-in area where posted notices read: "Adults allowed in playground areas only when accompanied by a child under the age of 12."

Phoenix · 11-18-2010, 08:22 PM

they should have tazed them as well

closer · 11-18-2010, 09:00 PM

The signs are there for a reason no? So what's the news?

HomerSimpson · 11-18-2010, 09:01 PM

cops are retards all over the world...

CYF · 11-18-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by closer

The signs are there for a reason no? So what's the news?

is it even constitutional to discriminate based on age? They can't use city property if they're too old?

Cyber Fucker · 11-18-2010, 09:07 PM

I bet they must be proud of this spectacular action.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-18-2010, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

Drop that bishop and come out with your hands up!

Bishops have been know to protect child molesters - besides, chess is a gateway game...next they'll be playing gin rummy, and then it's just a matter of time until they are dice and card gambling...

ADG

CunningStunt · 11-19-2010, 03:01 AM

CYF - hit me up if you ever want a game. I was board 1 in my school as a kid, I'm serious too

Machete_ · 11-19-2010, 03:18 AM

welcome to America, leader of the free world

Emil · 11-19-2010, 03:25 AM

Chess-players are the worst! I hope they get tortured in guantanamo right now!

k0nr4d · 11-19-2010, 03:47 AM

Well obviously 6 were playing chess and the 7th was a pedophile.

docputer · 11-19-2010, 04:28 AM

Never expected to see David Nykl's picture in a GFY thread.

adwank · 11-19-2010, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

cops are retards all over the world...

Yeah I agree...

ottopottomouse · 11-19-2010, 04:43 AM

Playing chess has got nothing to do with what they were ticketed for.

maxxtro · 11-19-2010, 05:47 AM

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...MITAIqGawRJf8J

CDSmith · 11-19-2010, 06:37 AM

They're being waterboarded as we speak.

Kiopa_Matt · 11-19-2010, 06:42 AM

So who was the brilliant mind who phoned this into the cops? "There's these men... and they're in the park... sitting at tables... and, and... playing chess!"

signupdamnit · 11-19-2010, 06:50 AM

I wonder how long until it's illegal to be out in public between 7am - 9am and 2p - 3p (when the kids going to and from school) unless accompanied by a minor? It seems a little hysterical to me to ban people with no prior record from a public park merely because they don't have kids with them. Parents need to be watching their kids at all times regardless.

Grapesoda · 11-19-2010, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF

is it even constitutional to discriminate based on age? They can't use city property if they're too old?

yes I'm doing a class action suit against the laker's because they won't let me me a power froward. total discrimination against me. so what if I'm 55. and have no athletic ability? they owe me the position, I demand respect!

seeandsee · 11-19-2010, 07:26 AM

fucking police country

fatfoo · 11-19-2010, 07:41 AM

That is interesting. It seems the chess table was in a child playground area. The chess table was not in an adult area.

Machete_ · 11-19-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

yes I'm doing a class action suit against the laker's because they won't let me me a power froward. total discrimination against me. so what if I'm 55. and have no athletic ability? they owe me the position, I demand respect!

Is this park maintained with public funds? If so they need to do a chess-in and then sue.

MaDalton · 11-19-2010, 08:28 AM

next time they should put up a sign with "free candy" so that some children are around

just a punk · 11-19-2010, 08:29 AM

Only in the USA!

KillerK · 11-19-2010, 08:37 AM

who cares they played in an area restricted. I dont want people without kids hanging out at the park staring at my kids while they play.

It's not like the park is super small.

EZRhino · 11-19-2010, 08:40 AM

Sounds like they stopped a major crime syndicate.

just a punk · 11-19-2010, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK

who cares they played in an area restricted. I dont want people without kids hanging out at the park staring at my kids while they play.

Why? Reading all these "news" from america it seems that 90% of the US citizens are pedophiles. They are going into park to stare at kids and wait for a moment they will be able to rape and kill them. What a miserable country and fuckin' cowed people there?!!

This is one more reason why I never wouldn't like to live in the USA - the united states of pedophiles and their victims.

THANK YOU GOD I AND MY FAMILY DON'T LIVE THERE!!!

Kiopa_Matt · 11-19-2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK

who cares they played in an area restricted. I dont want people without kids hanging out at the park staring at my kids while they play.

Couple points:

Nobody wants your bloody kids. Trust me. You may think they're the most special people in the world, but honestly, the vast majority of us just see them as a couple more snotty nosed, loud, small people running around. Nobody wants them. You popped them out, they're your problem, not ours.
If someone actually wants your kids, they're going to get them, regardless if the city puts up signs on the park's fences.
Do you really want your kid growing up, scared of every adult? How horrible! What happens if your kid gets lost, or needs help? He/she won't feel comfortable talking to anyone. What a shitty way to grow up.
Like it or not, 98% of people out there are good people.

Sly · 11-19-2010, 09:01 AM

Is there not some way to chase off a suspected pedo as opposed to banning everyone? I don't understand why we always have to ban everyone when something goes wrong. Create a way to isolate the real problem and address the real problem. This is something we tend to do nonstop.

If some dude is standing by the fence everyday staring at little kids funny, hey, something is wrong and that is suspicious behavior. Question him? Find out what's going on?

just a punk · 11-19-2010, 09:17 AM

I can tell your a secret. Pedophile is a sick person. This is a mental illness but not a crime. If somebody haunts/seduces/rapes a kid - he/she is criminal and must be punished according to the law. However not all kid rapists are pedophiles and not all pedophiles are rapists. There is must be a line between the mental sickness and the real crime. This is obvious for any non-american person, but in the USA you guys can't live without a witch hunt. I think all the US "nation" is glued on it. You need a "national enemy" to stay together. Many years ago you burned women on fire, after that you hanged blacks, some time ago you were hunting "commies", after that it was Soviet aggression against peaceful Afghani Taliban people. Now you are hunting pedophiles. What's next? Just wonder...

P.S. Don't tell me that Russia is an autocracy. Look around before to label the others.

BVF · 11-19-2010, 09:23 AM

New York City is fucked.....I can't live somewhere that is so restrictive, you can't even turn right on a red light....What kind of shit is that?

Tom_PM · 11-19-2010, 09:23 AM

Next time they'll know to kidnap 7 kids and thrown them in the pen with them. Cuz, you know, that'll work out great too.

Amputate Your Head · 11-19-2010, 09:24 AM

fuck the police.

John-ACWM · 11-19-2010, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

they should have tazed them as well

XD2 · 11-19-2010, 10:01 AM

Seriously 34 posts about a news story where adults played chess in a childrens play area and no one came up with a decent "Child Pawn" pun/joke :-\

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