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  • SallyRand
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    • Jan 2008
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    #1

    Joke: How To Starve A Democrat!

    Hide their food stamps under their work boots!

    LOL!
  • epitome
    So Fucking Lame
    • Jun 2009
    • 12156

    #2
    It is obvious that you've never heard of the liberal elite.

    That and your lame joke is just a variation of a 20-year-old black joke.

    Shouldn't you be busy trying to figure out how to hide your vegetables so the government doesn't take them from you?

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    • SallyRand
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      • Jan 2008
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      #3
      Originally posted by epitome
      It is obvious that you've never heard of the liberal elite.

      That and your lame joke is just a variation of a 20-year-old black joke.

      Shouldn't you be busy trying to figure out how to hide your vegetables so the government doesn't take them from you?
      By "liberal elite" do you mean someone like AlGore with the nearly $30K utility bill at his home?

      The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

      You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.

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      • BFT3K
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        • Dec 2005
        • 10764

        #4
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        They need the tall grass to survive...

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        • selena
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          • Aug 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyRand
          The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

          You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.
          I am pretty sure that he is referring to the fact that the joke was about blacks originally.
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          • SallyRand
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            • Jan 2008
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            #6
            Originally posted by selena
            I am pretty sure that he is referring to the fact that the joke was about blacks originally.
            I wouldn't know about that because the joke I posted is about "LIBERALS"; most of whom are in no way really "liberal" but rather big government, socialist types who find reasons in almost everything for new laws which restrict our freedoms while sucking at the public tits.

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            • NaughtyVisions
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              • May 2008
              • 4204

              #7
              Originally posted by SallyRand
              The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

              You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.
              The original versions of that joke was not about liberals. You can't seriously be that stupid to not know that joke was derived from a racial joke.

              I just searched "how do you starve a hide his food stamps under his work boots" in Yahoo, and all the "Democrat" versions are posted within the last year or so, while the racial ones go back years. There are variations as to which race it attacks, but the fact remains that epitome is right:

              Originally posted by epitome
              your lame joke is just a variation of a 20-year-old black joke.
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              • SallyRand
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                • Jan 2008
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                #8
                Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                The original versions of that joke was not about liberals. You can't seriously be that stupid to not know that joke was derived from a racial joke.

                I just searched "how do you starve a hide his food stamps under his work boots" in Yahoo, and all the "Democrat" versions are posted within the last year or so, while the racial ones go back years. There are variations as to which race it attacks, but the fact remains that epitome is right:
                OK, so what?

                The joke I posted is about "liberals". It's a different joke on a theme which could be directed at almost any group.

                Are you suggesting that jokes about "liberals" are "racist"?

                How about this?:

                Question: Why can’t liberals find facts?

                Answer: They aren’t looking for any.

                Or this?:

                Question: What’s the difference between James Carville and a bald monkey?

                Answer: A sports jacket.
                Last edited by SallyRand; 11-18-2010, 06:42 PM.

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                • NaughtyVisions
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                  • May 2008
                  • 4204

                  #9
                  My point is that you're a fucking idiot.

                  You post a dumb joke, derived from an old racist joke, which anyone who doesn't live under a rock has heard.

                  Then you play stupid like you didn't know its racial origins.

                  Just shut the fuck up already.

                  Nearly every post you make opens yourself up to ridicule. You're like the female PastorSinALot.
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                  • SallyRand
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                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3487

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                    My point is that you're a fucking idiot.

                    You post a dumb joke, derived from an old racist joke, which anyone who doesn't live under a rock has heard.

                    Then you play stupid like you didn't know its racial origins.

                    Just shut the fuck up already.

                    Nearly every post you make opens yourself up to ridicule. You're like the female PastorSinALot.

                    Now that's not very nice, is it?

                    You've positively hurt me.

                    Is this "derived from an old "racist" joke"?

                    Question: What?s the difference between liberals and cow pies?

                    Answer: Cow pies stop stinking after a while.

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SallyRand
                      Hide their food stamps under their work boots!

                      LOL!
                      Originally posted by SallyRand
                      By "liberal elite" do you mean someone like AlGore with the nearly $30K utility bill at his home?

                      The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

                      You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.
                      Originally posted by SallyRand
                      I wouldn't know about that because the joke I posted is about "LIBERALS"; most of whom are in no way really "liberal" but rather big government, socialist types who find reasons in almost everything for new laws which restrict our freedoms while sucking at the public tits.
                      Originally posted by SallyRand
                      OK, so what?

                      The joke I posted is about "liberals". It's a different joke on a theme which could be directed at almost any group.

                      Are you suggesting that jokes about "liberals" are "racist"?

                      How about this?:

                      Question: Why can?t liberals find facts?

                      Answer: They aren?t looking for any.

                      Or this?:

                      Question: What?s the difference between James Carville and a bald monkey?

                      Answer: A sports jacket.


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                      • SallyRand
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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                        • SallyRand
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                          • Jan 2008
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                          #13

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                          • Slutboat
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                            • Sep 2008
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                            #14
                            you could starve me by hiding my check in your nasty panties, a place I wouldn't go...
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                            • stocktrader23
                              Let's do some business.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 18781

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SallyRand
                              I wouldn't know about that because the joke I posted is about "LIBERALS"; most of whom are in no way really "liberal" but rather big government, socialist types who find reasons in almost everything for new laws which restrict our freedoms while sucking at the public tits.
                              How about this, tell us which racist ass neocon website you got the joke from. Was it Free Republic or maybe just an email forward from some other racist retard?


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