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  • PornMD
    Mainstream Businessman
    • Jan 2007
    • 9291
    #1

    Jason Voorhees seems to have passed away

    Rest assured he'll be back Friday May 13th, 2011.
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    • fatfoo
      ICQ:649699063
      • Mar 2003
      • 27763
      #2
      You think he'll be back. The undead AKA the living dead or raising the dead is an interesting subject. It's possible for the heart to start beating again some time after it stopped beating. Some have said Shamans have the ability to raise the dead. There are also mysteries about whether levitation can be done or not. Some magicians do magic tricks where they cut a woman in pieces and then she is in one piece again or different pieces move by themselves. It is particularly ominous when Friday falls on the 13th day of the month. Full moons can also have some effect.
      Last edited by fatfoo; 11-16-2010, 04:07 PM.
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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085
          #3
          Someone, bury fatfoo's bot up to its neck in an anthill and cover it in honey, please.

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            • PornMD
              Mainstream Businessman
              • Jan 2007
              • 9291
              #4
              This message is hidden because fatfoo is on your ignore list.
              Hope AWE got a good deal on your sig.
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                • NaughtyVisions
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2008
                  • 4204
                  #5
                  Originally posted by PornMD
                  Hope AWE got a good deal on your sig.
                  It's showing up as a red X for me...
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                    • anexsia
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2010
                      • 5735
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fatfoo
                      you think he'll be back. The undead aka the living dead or raising the dead is an interesting subject. It's possible for the heart to start beating again some time after it stopped beating. Some have said shamans have the ability to raise the dead. There are also mysteries about whether levitation can be done or not. Some magicians do magic tricks where they cut a woman in pieces and then she is in one piece again or different pieces move by themselves. It is particularly ominous when friday falls on the 13th day of the month. Full moons can also have some effect.
                      what. The. Fuck.

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                        • BIGTYMER
                          Junior Achiever
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 17066
                          #7
                          Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                          It's showing up as a red X for me...
                          Loads fine for me.

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                            • PornMD
                              Mainstream Businessman
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9291
                              #8
                              Originally posted by anexsia
                              what. The. Fuck.
                              Just think - he EDITED it to be that...it was just the first sentence at first (I cheated and looked).
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                                • NemesisEnforcer
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 2122
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                  You think he'll be back. The undead AKA the living dead or raising the dead is an interesting subject. It's possible for the heart to start beating again some time after it stopped beating. Some have said Shamans have the ability to raise the dead. There are also mysteries about whether levitation can be done or not. Some magicians do magic tricks where they cut a woman in pieces and then she is in one piece again or different pieces move by themselves. It is particularly ominous when Friday falls on the 13th day of the month. Full moons can also have some effect.
                                  Too funny.

                                  You should talk about The Walking Dead on AMC:

                                  The Only Time When Success Comes Before Work Is In A Dictionary.

                                  Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

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                                    • Sharky
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 4938
                                      #10
                                      My son was born on Friday, May 13, 2005. oooh.
                                      Sharky

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                                        • Jakez
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 5656
                                          #11
                                          I was born on Friday the 13th, and my real name is Jason. No really..

                                          My brother was also born in Hawaii on Pearl Harbor day lol.
                                          Last edited by Jakez; 11-16-2010, 08:32 PM.
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                                            • carzygirls
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2010
                                              • 857
                                              #12
                                              I remember something that happened on friday the 13th... problem is I can't exactly remember.

                                              oh well... maybe it will come to me... I think it had something to do with ass fucking but not sure

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