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brassmonkey · 11-11-2010, 07:14 AM

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. what about a mouse?

-A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff?s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.

Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a ?physician noticed a mouse could hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.? A police representative told TSG that the word "could" was a typo and should have read "cord."

That mistake contributed to initital reports that the mouse found was a rodent, not a computer peripheral.

The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith.

Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith ?was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.? Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail.

seeandsee · 11-11-2010, 07:20 AM

jesus people gone crazy

pornguy · 11-11-2010, 07:24 AM

Damn. whats happening to people now days.

2intense · 11-11-2010, 07:26 AM

czarina · 11-11-2010, 07:32 AM

gosh, how embarrassing! I'd crawl 10 feet underground for the next 10 years

adwank · 11-11-2010, 07:39 AM

Sorry, but that's really funny hahaha

Paul Markham · 11-11-2010, 07:48 AM

A couple of weeks ago our 8 year old daughter came into the living room and announced. "There's a mouse in the house."

Eva didn't know what she meant and thought it was a joke. So went to check it out.
Our daughter had been watching the other TV in the back living room. Suddenly there was a shriek that they must of heard in the next village and I went running to check it out.

Eva and our daughter are standing on the sofa pointing to the coffee table, that has a shirt on it. I can't see nothing and ask "What's the matter?" Eva screams "There's a rat under the shirt."

Then all of a sudden a little nose pokes out and the body followed.

It's cute little shrew. Nothing like a rat. I put it in the garden.

Nothing to do with computer mouses but thought I would share the story.

Not my picture.

BestXXXPorn · 11-11-2010, 07:49 AM

Never in my life have I ever heard of someone on mushrooms doing something so aggressive... let alone shoving a mouse up their ass... I bet that happened during his police beat down, probably went something like....

"You wanna' steal computer equipment?!" WHAM!

brassmonkey · 11-11-2010, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

A couple of weeks ago our 8 year old daughter came into the living room and announced. "There's a mouse in the house."

Eva didn't know what she meant and thought it was a joke. So went to check it out.
Our daughter had been watching the other TV in the back living room. Suddenly there was a shriek that they must of heard in the next village and I went running to check it out.

Eva and our daughter are standing on the sofa pointing to the coffee table, that has a shirt on it. I can't see nothing and ask "What's the matter?" Eva screams "There's a rat under the shirt."

Then all of a sudden a little nose pokes out and the body followed.

It's cute little shrew. Nothing like a rat. I put it in the garden.

Nothing to do with computer mouses but thought I would share the story.

Not my picture.

they are dangerous. they have some of the sharpest teeth in the world

ShellyCrash · 11-11-2010, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Never in my life have I ever heard of someone on mushrooms doing something so aggressive... let alone shoving a mouse up their ass... I bet that happened during his police beat down, probably went something like....

"You wanna' steal computer equipment?!" WHAM!

To be honest when I read it I found myself wondering the same thing.

UniqueD · 11-11-2010, 08:07 AM

That doesnt sound like any mushroom trip i ever had...

deadbabes · 11-11-2010, 08:13 AM

this could be a new niche

Davy · 11-11-2010, 08:14 AM

The guy did no longer want to pay rent and therefor went crazy.
Now he's where he wanted to be.

11-11-2010, 08:15 AM

simple. . . . just why ?

thickcash_amo · 11-11-2010, 08:19 AM

So thats where it went!!

Paul Markham · 11-11-2010, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

they are dangerous. they have some of the sharpest teeth in the world

I trapped him under a plastic container, sliding the lid under him and didn't go near him.

brassmonkey · 11-11-2010, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I trapped him under a plastic container, sliding the lid under him and didn't go near him.

wow im glad your daughter knew not to pick it up.

brassmonkey · 11-11-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

simple. . . . just why ?

maybe he was wanting anal

maybe he set a mouse trap

got him!

u-Bob · 11-11-2010, 08:28 AM

mushrooms make you aggressive now?

ottopottomouse · 11-11-2010, 10:22 AM

I was expecting a real mouse

dan@noof · 11-11-2010, 10:25 AM

Those crazy Tea Partiers! What will they do next?

chazzKorvex · 11-11-2010, 10:28 AM

What was going through his head?

Ok heres the plan - Ill stick this mouse up my ass then they wont be able to catch me? It will make me disappear or run faster or lol - really though why the mouse in the ass before you rob someone?

ShellyCrash · 11-11-2010, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davy

The guy did no longer want to pay rent and therefor went crazy.
Now he's where he wanted to be.

'Cause the Rent is Too Damn High!

fatfoo · 11-11-2010, 12:39 PM

A mouse could be valuable.

chazzKorvex · 11-11-2010, 12:50 PM

So the mouse is using his ass as a home because his rents to high? He wont leave his ass till the guy pays its rent? My God - Let the guy go and kill that fukin mouse - It looks like the mouse even punched the guy in the eye with its little hand - what a fucker!

papill0n · 11-11-2010, 12:58 PM

sounds like pcp to me

Itchy · 11-11-2010, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Never in my life have I ever heard of someone on mushrooms doing something so aggressive... let alone shoving a mouse up their ass... I bet that happened during his police beat down, probably went something like....

"You wanna' steal computer equipment?!" WHAM!

2MuchMark · 11-11-2010, 01:12 PM

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chazzKorvex · 11-11-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

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You wouldn't know it to look at her,

But it's her "thing". She gets off on it too. She's... so strange.

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So she put the mouse in his ass to pay her rent? Im sooo confused now lol

BIGTYMER · 11-11-2010, 02:29 PM

Don't get any ideas guys.

alias · 11-11-2010, 02:34 PM

Trippin hard.. .

Agent 488 · 11-11-2010, 02:37 PM

ha ha i was skeptical but was funny -

- yes people can get aggressive and go koo koo if they have bad set and setting -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_and_setting

PornstarXS · 11-11-2010, 02:52 PM

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Remy (Ratatouille), who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

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