Official GFY Asylum: (post in here if you are "officially" insane and need treatment) - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:03 PM

Welcome to the Official GFY Mental Asylum -- take refuge here on the occasion when you need it... The Asylum is always here for you in your time of need. We will protect you from the demons, nurture you back to sanity -- and all will be sacred and safe here, down in the O.G. Mental Asylum...

(note add your name and quote this each time a new member is added to the O.G. Mental Asylum...)

Current Members List:

TheFLY
???

PS: This thread will never die -- a lot of you need help!

Juicy D. Links · 01-15-2003, 09:04 PM

I get more ass than a toilet seat

Theo · 01-15-2003, 09:04 PM

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel

Brat · 01-15-2003, 09:04 PM

ooooh oooh
ME ME!!!

pick ME!!!

MonkeyMan · 01-15-2003, 09:05 PM

I wanna start "The offical GFY TheFLY is a homosexual thread"

But I dont have the balls.... I'm sorry for having evil thoughts about you massa'

Please don't beat me.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:06 PM

Rule 1: It's possible to suggest that we commit any GFY member, but at least 3 people must agree in oder for the commitment to be valid!

Rule 2: You must be an Official GFY Mental Asylum Patient (either volunteered or self-comitted) in order to create a new rule.

Sly_RJ · 01-15-2003, 09:07 PM

I think TheFLY is schizophrenic.

Gutterboy · 01-15-2003, 09:08 PM

I like to type the number six.

drops · 01-15-2003, 09:08 PM

sometimes I find myself addicted to this fucking board.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
I wanna start "The offical GFY TheFLY is a homosexual thread"

But I dont have the balls.... I'm sorry for having evil thoughts about you massa'

Please don't beat me.

Sorry,

Rule #3: No negroids allowed in the O.G. Mental Asylum

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I think TheFLY is schizophrenic.

You my friend need help real bad. It's ok. You are among friends now.

Sly_RJ · 01-15-2003, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

You my friend need help real bad. It's ok. You are among friends now.

Woohoo!

TDF · 01-15-2003, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

Sorry,

Rule #3: No negroids allowed in the O.G. Mental Asylum

bitch

KRL · 01-15-2003, 09:12 PM

Was wonder when someone was going to do the GFY One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest post.

Yep, after 18 years in this industry I raise my hand. LOL

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
TheFLY
Soul_Rebel

Welcome to the Asylum, I am TheFLY, the first patient, and thus you are the first patient of the patient... Together we will be patients of patients of patients... of patience, so always have patience and we will all be alright.

MonkeyMan · 01-15-2003, 09:14 PM

I prefer "Tar Baby", negraoid is a tad racist.
This mofo will pop a duce in your ass.

(that means stick coins into your rectum)

http://www.holoweb.net/~liam/dict2/D/DUCE.html

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

bitch

Yours? Last night.

BJ · 01-15-2003, 09:14 PM

I lost my mind years ago...

I dont even read threads anymore... I just scroll to the bottom and post random stuff

Daymare · 01-15-2003, 09:16 PM

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
I lost my mind years ago...

I dont even read threads anymore... I just scroll to the bottom and post random stuff

I just fell out of my chair!

candyflip · 01-15-2003, 09:17 PM

My Zoloft perscription get's filled monthly...is there a straight jacket available for me?

DrewKole · 01-15-2003, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

I just fell out of my chair!

time to upgrade to the regular chair with the telephone book on top, I think.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:19 PM

I'm not racist when it comes to hoes. I just don't like black men.
The black man penis is just too large.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole

time to upgrade to the regular chair with the telephone book on top, I think.

Are you saying I'm just a kid?

I should kick your fucking ass at the next convention! I'm serious!

DTK · 01-15-2003, 09:20 PM

Well, before I commit to this thread, can you please tell me what meds will be provided?

Sly_RJ · 01-15-2003, 09:23 PM

Come August, Epic Cash will be throwing a party with something special. It's never been done before.

Epic Cash will take a group of the top 10 GFY mental patients and admit them to a mental ward in a secluded island off the coast of Florida. You will be flown by helicopter and stay for six weeks. You may bring nothing but a toothbrush (for scrubbing toilets) and a Sumo diaper. During your stay you will only be allowed to wear your diaper.

This is only for the severely mentally ill, as diapers tend to make the native monkeys horny. I'm sorry, but Epic Cash will not be responsible for any pregnancies created by the late night monkey rapings.

Let the competition begin. Go insane!

theking · 01-15-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I like to type the number six.

Ooooooooh you fucking guy. Six is my number. Get a new number you fucking guy. Joe Sixpack is back and I will get his dingo (Chodadog) and he will bite you on your balls and then his dingo will bite you too. Fucking guy you will hurt soooo bad. I warn you, you fucking guy. GET A NEW NUMBER!!!

CDSmith · 01-15-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Rule 2: You must be an Official GFY Mental Asylum Patient (either volunteered or self-comitted) in order to create a new rule.

Um...volunteered is the same as self-comitted. It's like saying you must be egotistical or self-absorbed to get in. Same thing.

I respectfully submit myself for treatment.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Come August, Epic Cash will be throwing a party with something special. It's never been done before.

Epic Cash will take a group of the top 10 GFY mental patients and admit them to a mental ward in a secluded island off the coast of Florida. You will be flown by helicopter and stay for six weeks. You may bring nothing but a toothbrush (for scrubbing toilets) and a Sumo diaper. During your stay you will only be allowed to wear your diaper.

This is only for the severely mentally ill, as diapers tend to make the native monkeys horny. I'm sorry, but Epic Cash will not be responsible for any pregnancies created by the late night monkey rapings.

Let the competition begin. Go insane!

I don't like EpicCash, so I wouldn't sign up to your contest.

JFK · 01-15-2003, 09:30 PM

I would love to post, but the Doc wont let me..........

Sly_RJ · 01-15-2003, 09:31 PM

You don't sign-up. It just happens. Insane people don't have the mental capacity to sign-up anyway.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Um...volunteered is the same as self-comitted. It's like saying you must be egotistical or self-absorbed to get in. Same thing.

I respectfully submit myself for treatment.

You forgot to add your name to the list. Don't be difficult or we may have to put you in a white jacket. Ok?

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
I would love to post, but the Doc wont let me..........

Hey Doc, if you're reading this...

YOU SUCK!

OzKaNoz · 01-15-2003, 09:55 PM

bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
.
bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
.
bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
.
bunny
.
Ah what's up doc?

Oz

Joe Sixpack · 01-15-2003, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking

Ooooooooh you fucking guy. Six is my number. Get a new number you fucking guy. Joe Sixpack is back and I will get his dingo (Chodadog) and he will bite you on your balls and then his dingo will bite you too. Fucking guy you will hurt soooo bad. I warn you, you fucking guy. GET A NEW NUMBER!!!

You better believe I'm back old man!

Bwahahahahahaaha!

Voodoo · 01-15-2003, 10:24 PM

TheFLY
Voodoo

Can I add myself? I like oranges, but they give me heart burn. I think they are contaminated.

Voodoo · 01-15-2003, 10:27 PM

When I grow up, I want to be a fire truck.

Voodoo · 01-15-2003, 10:29 PM

BTW... I have the domain
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM

and would be delighted to put up a GFY Asylum member list @
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM/GFY

Don't mind the entrance, it's still under development. Not quite finished.

Voodoo · 01-15-2003, 10:47 PM

Have you seen my baseball?

Jak · 01-15-2003, 11:14 PM

Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now. You're not gonna say that now.

You're gonna pull that hen-house shit now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9.

Now I want that television set turned on, RIGHT NOW!!!

Jak

Pornwolf · 01-16-2003, 12:05 AM

Chimichanga!!!

Yes, I've been told I'm certifiably crazee.

TheFLY · 01-16-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
BTW... I have the domain
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM

and would be delighted to put up a GFY Asylum member list @
PSYCHOHOUSE.COM/GFY

Don't mind the entrance, it's still under development. Not quite finished.

Cool I think you should be in charge of "The <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=patient">Patient</a> List".

DrewKole · 01-16-2003, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

Are you saying I'm just a kid?

I should kick your fucking ass at the next convention! I'm serious!

No, I'm saying you need a boosterchair to reach over the table. =)

What are you? 4'11?

Lol, come kick my ass Pete, You scare noone. =P

Dildozer · 01-16-2003, 12:42 AM

I'm insane
i post goatse's everywhere

WiredGuy · 01-16-2003, 01:36 AM

I go to sleep with PageRank formulas in my head. I have issues with GoogleBot talking to me in my sleep. Is this bad?

WG

Carrie · 01-16-2003, 01:38 AM

Woohoo! I get to be the first female patient in the asylum.
Umm... wait... that's a good thing, right?
Can I bring my gun?

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel
CDSmith
Voodoo
Carrie

Greg N · 01-16-2003, 01:49 AM

Insane in the membrane!

fnet · 01-16-2003, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
Woohoo! I get to be the first female patient in the asylum.
Umm... wait... that's a good thing, right?
Can I bring my gun?

sure, but only one bullet.

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel
CDSmith
Voodoo
Carrie
fnet

if you drop 6 1/2 hits of acid, are you legally insane?

Voodoo · 01-16-2003, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet

sure, but only one bullet.

TheFLY
Soul_Rebel
CDSmith
Voodoo
Carrie
fnet

if you drop 6 1/2 hits of acid, are you legally insane?

L.S.D. changes your chromosomes/DNA a very slight amount. A monkey's DNA makeup is something like 1% different than a human's. If one does enough L.S.D. does that mean they are no longer human?

Voodoo · 01-16-2003, 02:07 AM

FIDDY

Can I be a fire truck now? (making siren sounds)

01-15-2003, 09:03 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Official GFY Asylum: (post in here if you are "officially" insane and need treatment) Welcome to the Official GFY Mental Asylum -- take refuge here on the occasion when you need it... The Asylum is always here for you in your time of need. We will protect you from the demons, nurture you back to sanity -- and all will be sacred and safe here, down in the O.G. Mental Asylum... (note add your name and quote this each time a new member is added to the O.G. Mental Asylum...) Current Members List: TheFLY ??? PS: This thread will never die -- a lot of you need help!

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Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Come August, Epic Cash will be throwing a party with something special. It's never been done before. Epic Cash will take a group of the top 10 GFY mental patients and admit them to a mental ward in a secluded island off the coast of Florida. You will be flown by helicopter and stay for six weeks. You may bring nothing but a toothbrush (for scrubbing toilets) and a Sumo diaper. During your stay you will only be allowed to wear your diaper. This is only for the severely mentally ill, as diapers tend to make the native monkeys horny. I'm sorry, but Epic Cash will not be responsible for any pregnancies created by the late night monkey rapings. Let the competition begin. Go insane! __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Rule 1: It's possible to suggest that we commit any GFY member, but at least 3 people must agree in oder for the commitment to be valid! Rule 2: You must be an Official GFY Mental Asylum Patient (either volunteered or self-comitted) in order to create a new rule.

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Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	TheFLY Voodoo Can I add myself? I like oranges, but they give me heart burn. I think they are contaminated. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 01-15-2003 at 10:25 PM..

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