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Fletch XXX · 01-13-2003, 03:09 PM

smokey smokey

mpegposter · 01-13-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by chupacabra

strange choice to set up any adult-oriented business in Harris county these days, yes? is your firm registered as a validated 'S.O.B.' operation (Sexually Oriented Business) in Houston? they are mighty strict these days in the bible-belt..!

Not that I'm a stickler, their 'CEO' was signing his name with Inc. and it's really an LLC...which doesn't exist.

Not on record in TX, guess the $350 was too much to spring for.

mpegposter · 01-13-2003, 03:22 PM

The 'having houses built' thing almost split my sides.

Savvy operators we're dealing with!

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by mpegposter
The 'having houses built' thing almost split my sides.

Savvy operators we're dealing with!

sometimes when i pee i miss the toilet too

Wizzurd · 01-13-2003, 03:31 PM

If you look again I never said CEO lol and to clear up your mess, it "WAS" LLC like I told you, now its an s corporation. The rest is just plain and simply none of your business so get off the sack already :-)

No one cares what you post, the big dogs are working with DankCash. I had a few people call me up already laughing at your position and how we keep wasting our time with you. They are absolutely right! All those who want to keep doing business, keep calling: 281-651-8782 ask for Alan the Prez.

If you don't know, don't talk. :-X

UncleJimmy · 01-13-2003, 03:33 PM

Yall need to relax about the dankCash subject for a day

and meditate on the

"Wonders that are my ballSAC"

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by UncleJimmy
"Wonders that are my ballSAC"

im down with the ballsac

tony286 · 01-13-2003, 03:46 PM

I pasted what ytcracker said earlier on this thread. You said one of your group was a minor. Also if you guys have been around since 96 were you all 13? As for the site I saw its the big site story some decent graphics and crap content. No wonder the credits cards want to stop processing out there . A consumer pays $30 for crap, its like the porn in the 80's great video box covers and crap content. Instead of talking all this bullshit why not get back to work and create some thing that customer wants to be a member of for more then five minutes.

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
I pasted what ytcracker said earlier on this thread. You said one of your group was a minor. Also if you guys have been around since 96 were you all 13? As for the site I saw its the big site story some decent graphics and crap content. No wonder the credits cards want to stop processing out there . A consumer pays $30 for crap, its like the porn in the 80's great video box covers and crap content. Instead of talking all this bullshit why not get back to work and create some thing that customer wants to be a member of for more then five minutes.

we have an 80% retention rate and yes we were all pushing pebbles with our noses when we started in this game.

i'm seriously done defending our program though - if you want to check it out, do it. if not, let us be.

mpegposter · 01-13-2003, 03:59 PM

80% retention and people laughing at me over the phone, as if I am some threat.

And the big dogs working at DankCash.

Now I've heard it all.

greentea · 01-13-2003, 04:12 PM

why all the haters

erickg · 01-13-2003, 04:17 PM

80% retention on what?
1/2 your members area are empty or broken
you doing 80% retention on blind people maybe

your signup page on the sites arent even live

I tried to click on "YOUR TEXT HERE" but it wont let me signup

Erick G

Dveron · 01-13-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
why all the haters

I hate u

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM

I consider www.webinc.com and www.matrixcontent.com a part of our team. They have helped us tremendously in the past, and they are a valuable part of our success. The lines of definition are shady.

You're a complete utter waste of time. Which guy are you in the pics? the red headed kid? If not,whats his name> Icq just told me thats the 16 year old everybody is talking about...whats his name and is connected to you in anyway shape or form?

Oh yeah,I love the 80% retention rate

Jesus Christ,you guys must have more content than FM! All I saw were a bunch of plugins,you must have your good stuff on the "top secret sites"

MikeM · 01-13-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

You're a complete utter waste of time. Which guy are you in the pics? the red headed kid? If not,whats his name> Icq just told me thats the 16 year old everybody is talking about...whats his name and is connected to you in anyway shape or form?

Oh yeah,I love the 80% retention rate Jesus Christ,you guys must have more content than FM! All I saw were a bunch of plugins,you must have your good stuff on the "top secret sites"

http://wizzurd.com/vegas2k3/DSCN3413.gif.html

That is me, flame away... as long as you keep this shit bumped. It is working wonders for our member base.

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM

http://wizzurd.com/vegas2k3/DSCN3413.gif.html

That is me, flame away... as long as you keep this shit bumped. It is working wonders for our member base.

who's the red headed kid? The hounds said I need to harp on this for awhile

SquarePants · 01-13-2003, 04:50 PM

Wow. What a lady's man!!

Can I be you when I get younger??

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 04:51 PM

all ur base are belong 2 us

baddog · 01-13-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by GFY Troll ®

I'd give them a break if they offered ANYTHING ORIGINAL. They have not. FUCK THEM.

okay, besides ContentLotto, please name something original that has been launched in the last year? And before you day TGP2, 3 , 4, or 57, no, they are not original. Just original for those of you that weren't here when TGP started.

So please, enlighten me.

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 05:00 PM

gfy troll wins the award for most gratuitous use of the f word hands down

Dveron · 01-13-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
gfy troll wins the award for most gratuitous use of the f word hands down

I like that guy..he should post more.

OnTime · 01-13-2003, 05:01 PM

The Lottery. What an original concept LOL.

baddog · 01-13-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by sextoyking
Mike,

nocost porn is just bating you dude,

leave it alone. He has nothing to offer to you bro

peace

todd

I think I said this 2 pages back, but like he said, there is no such thing as bad press, and he is getting a lot of it today.

BTW, I was at their booth, and did not see anyone hanging aroung there that looked like they were under 18, young . . . . yes, under 18 . . . . no.

Those little hotties in the red skirts and black boots were nice to look at while waiting for Alan to finish talking with someone so he could talk with me.

MikeM · 01-13-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

I think I said this 2 pages back, but like he said, there is no such thing as bad press, and he is getting a lot of it today.

BTW, I was at their booth, and did not see anyone hanging aroung there that looked like they were under 18, young . . . . yes, under 18 . . . . no.

Those little hotties in the red skirts and black boots were nice to look at while waiting for Alan to finish talking with someone so he could talk with me.

Yea, those girls are nice. And they sure as hell did their job. They brought us so much traffic. We couldnt have asked for better. I will be sure to let them know they had some fans. Was your company the ones in the baseball jerseys? If so, your girls were a sight of their own as well.

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM

Yea, those girls are nice. And they sure as hell did their job. They brought us so much traffic. We couldnt have asked for better. I will be sure to let them know they had some fans. Was your company the ones in the baseball jerseys? If so, your girls were a sight of their own as well.

lightspeeds girls were banging yes

Wizzurd · 01-13-2003, 05:32 PM

Thank you baddog, ;-)

Every webmaster we talked to today is signed up and ready to send us traffic. I'll be in my office late today due to heavy business arrangements this week - call me if you need me: 281-651-8782 ask for Alan or extension: 203

lightspeed owns. :-X

tony286 · 01-13-2003, 05:35 PM

People signed with you for the bullshit on here and the pretty girls you had at the booth lol thats funny.

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
People signed with you for the bullshit on here and the pretty girls you had at the booth lol thats funny.

i cant find a smiley with a zipper across its mouth but it would be appropriate here.

this thread was almost negativity free until thirty seconds ago.

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 05:41 PM

I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come!

LAJeff · 01-13-2003, 05:42 PM

Ya killing it

http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come!

laugh laugh laugh

once again ncp proof is in the pudding i hope you poop your pants in public

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by LAJeff
Ya killing it

http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com

harsh Jeff

You're such a hater

MikeM · 01-13-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come!

There are a lot of variables, I cant tell you why. But epoch can confirm. Maybe its the domain we marketed to. Newbie internet users love porn.

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 05:45 PM

http://web.archive.org/web/200008181...elons.org/son/

dude this site is rad
i havent seen this shit since wow fucking wow

word up to this shit good looking out even though you are talking shit

back in the day cafe

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

laugh laugh laugh

once again ncp proof is in the pudding i hope you poop your pants in public

I'm being serious you cock smoke,you're a businessman jesus christ conduct business... If you could setup my members area to retain at 80%,name your fuckin price... Turn off your defense mechanism and act on your words pussy or don't respond to me... At least Mike Moose makes some sense,he should be President from now on

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM

There are a lot of variables, I cant tell you why. But epoch can confirm. Maybe its the domain we marketed to. Newbie internet users love porn.

Join me in the revolution dude! With your 80% retention and my 1:5 conversions,we could destroy this industry...Bring the red headed guy too,I've always wanted a little brother

LAJeff · 01-13-2003, 05:48 PM

80% exit rate.

MikeM · 01-13-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

I'm being serious you cock smoke,you're a businessman jesus christ conduct business... If you could setup my members area to retain at 80%,name your fuckin price... Turn off your defense mechanism and act on your words pussy or don't respond to me... At least Mike Moose makes some sense,he should be President from now on

Out of curiousity where is your traffic coming from? Maybe if we could all be civil we could learn a thing or two from one another. You know where my traffic is coming from. And I could help you do the same in a legal and professional manner. I dont claim to know everything about operating a successful site. But I have yet to lie to anyone on this board. The retention rate took me by suprise too. And to be honest I believe it is because of the domain we marketed to. I know there are people on this board that can increase my cash flow even more, and I would be willing to do the same in return.

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 05:52 PM

All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok

hes got a bat that im very afraid of
he posted it in another thread and let me tell you do not fuck with him

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

hes got a bat that im very afraid of
he posted it in another thread and let me tell you do not fuck with him

You could never guess what kind of mammal ass that bat has been... That was one helluva thanksgiving

MikeM · 01-13-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok

Well, if people told me that if I sent some untargeted traffic at those old played out ifriends looking cam pages and that I would get less than 1:50 and an 80% retention rate I wouldnt believe it either. But for some reason it all worked out.

Now, while all this attention has been good for business, I can see where you are all coming from. We talked to people at the show, and it was a humble enough start to do well. Now we are going to have spamcop, some large domains, and possibly some older affiliate sites on our ass. While I believe we are young and smart enough to deal with it, it is never wanted.

One thing I am pretty sure of is that I didnt meet with you in vegas. I think you may actually find out that despite age (which you are younger than me) not much seperates the way we think. We are in this for money and doing the best we can to make as much as possible. We are in a gold rush. Its like the wild wild west all over again, few rules and lots of gain. Make it while you can, we will be glad to help.

UncleJimmy · 01-13-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

im down with the ballsac

AMen to that man

Seriously people get wound up tight about shit sometimes around here and just need to relax a bit...

pissin about the new youngins makin bank, pissing about the old fucks skimmin, scammin & shaving

oi vey

but one thing I'm almost certain of is that you got a shitload of new resellers beating on your ICQ ;)

Hell I was thinking of starting up another thread on the DankCrew cuz half a dozen might not be enough for the day lol

thanks for another amusing day on GFY

type-atcha-later

MikeM · 01-13-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by LAJeff
Ya killing it

http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com

That is actually a pretty cool site. I just looked at some of my doamins. I only get to the low millions though. I guess I need to open a TGP to get any real hits. Then again, ill just stick with getting more signups.

Traffic Rank for readyporn.com: 979,574

does that mean it is 979,574th in the amount of traffic it gets? What is number 1?

crowkid · 01-13-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

Join me in the revolution dude! With your 80% retention and my 1:5 conversions,we could destroy this industry...Bring the red headed guy too,I've always wanted a little brother

DankCash won't be responding to silly comments like this anymore. We had one of the best premiers of any Internext show pulling in clients from Topbucks to Lightspeed to ARS. We had some of the best girls advertise for us, everyone loved us because we are friendly and ready to make everyone money. We are young, hardcore, and not ashamed to say it, so all who want to do business give us a shout, all haters gofuckyourself.com! :-p

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 07:26 PM

Holy fuck! LOL theres another one! Jesus christ you guys have more employees than platinumbucks.Name dropping is cute,you're spammers,people want you to spam for them that isnt exactly clientel. Be spammers,be happy as spammers,this gung ho we're coming to take over the industry attempt is futile..Nobody is buying it,they just want you to spam for them

remember,dankcash isn't responding to these posts anymore,crowkid made this apparent lol

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

remember,dankcash isn't responding to these posts anymore,crowkid made this apparent lol

wait wait im back HAHAHAH had you fooled didnt i
tremble in fear

no really can we move on to other discussion - what did u do today ncp?

nocostporn · 01-13-2003, 07:30 PM

let my girlfriend beat me and took a shit

YT,is crowkid the little red haired chap? he HAS to be

ytcracker · 01-13-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
let my girlfriend beat me and took a shit

YT,is crowkid the little red haired chap? he HAS to be

nah hes the guy who needed the tumor to get a pity fuck

i drank a shitload of orange juice today and took out the trash i wasnt very productive

jammyjenkins · 01-13-2003, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by crowkid

DankCash won't be responding to silly comments like this anymore. We had one of the best premiers of any Internext show pulling in clients from Topbucks to Lightspeed to ARS. We had some of the best girls advertise for us, everyone loved us because we are friendly and ready to make everyone money. We are young, hardcore, and not ashamed to say it, so all who want to do business give us a shout, all haters gofuckyourself.com! :-p

how many of you fuckers are there???

01-13-2003, 03:09 PM	#151
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	smokey smokey __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

01-13-2003, 03:22 PM	#153
mpegposter Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tri-State Posts: 483	The 'having houses built' thing almost split my sides. Savvy operators we're dealing with! __________________ The voice of the Moral Minority. New Sponsor Converting Like Hell!

01-13-2003, 03:59 PM	#160
mpegposter Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tri-State Posts: 483	80% retention and people laughing at me over the phone, as if I am some threat. And the big dogs working at DankCash. Now I've heard it all. __________________ The voice of the Moral Minority. New Sponsor Converting Like Hell!

01-13-2003, 04:12 PM	#161
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	why all the haters __________________ blunts Last edited by greentea; 01-13-2003 at 04:20 PM..

01-13-2003, 04:51 PM	#168
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	all ur base are belong 2 us __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

01-13-2003, 03:31 PM	#155
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	If you look again I never said CEO lol and to clear up your mess, it "WAS" LLC like I told you, now its an s corporation. The rest is just plain and simply none of your business so get off the sack already :-) No one cares what you post, the big dogs are working with DankCash. I had a few people call me up already laughing at your position and how we keep wasting our time with you. They are absolutely right! All those who want to keep doing business, keep calling: 281-651-8782 ask for Alan the Prez. If you don't know, don't talk. :-X

01-13-2003, 03:33 PM	#156
UncleJimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ariZONA Posts: 855	Yall need to relax about the dankCash subject for a day and meditate on the "Wonders that are my ballSAC"

01-13-2003, 03:46 PM	#158
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I pasted what ytcracker said earlier on this thread. You said one of your group was a minor. Also if you guys have been around since 96 were you all 13? As for the site I saw its the big site story some decent graphics and crap content. No wonder the credits cards want to stop processing out there . A consumer pays $30 for crap, its like the porn in the 80's great video box covers and crap content. Instead of talking all this bullshit why not get back to work and create some thing that customer wants to be a member of for more then five minutes.

01-13-2003, 04:17 PM	#162
erickg Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 25	80% retention on what? 1/2 your members area are empty or broken you doing 80% retention on blind people maybe your signup page on the sites arent even live I tried to click on "YOUR TEXT HERE" but it wont let me signup Erick G

01-13-2003, 04:50 PM	#167
SquarePants Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 408	Wow. What a lady's man!! Can I be you when I get younger??

01-13-2003, 05:00 PM	#170
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	gfy troll wins the award for most gratuitous use of the f word hands down __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

01-13-2003, 05:01 PM	#172
OnTime Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 403	The Lottery. What an original concept LOL.

01-13-2003, 05:32 PM	#176
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Thank you baddog, ;-) Every webmaster we talked to today is signed up and ready to send us traffic. I'll be in my office late today due to heavy business arrangements this week - call me if you need me: 281-651-8782 ask for Alan or extension: 203 lightspeed owns. :-X

01-13-2003, 05:35 PM	#177
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	People signed with you for the bullshit on here and the pretty girls you had at the booth lol thats funny.

01-13-2003, 05:41 PM	#179
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come! __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

01-13-2003, 05:42 PM	#180
LAJeff Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA, Calf. Posts: 54	Ya killing it http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com

01-13-2003, 05:45 PM	#184
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	http://web.archive.org/web/200008181...elons.org/son/ dude this site is rad i havent seen this shit since wow fucking wow word up to this shit good looking out even though you are talking shit back in the day cafe __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

01-13-2003, 05:48 PM	#187
LAJeff Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA, Calf. Posts: 54	80% exit rate.

01-13-2003, 05:52 PM	#189
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

01-13-2003, 07:26 PM	#196
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	Holy fuck! LOL theres another one! Jesus christ you guys have more employees than platinumbucks.Name dropping is cute,you're spammers,people want you to spam for them that isnt exactly clientel. Be spammers,be happy as spammers,this gung ho we're coming to take over the industry attempt is futile..Nobody is buying it,they just want you to spam for them remember,dankcash isn't responding to these posts anymore,crowkid made this apparent lol __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

01-13-2003, 07:30 PM	#198
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	let my girlfriend beat me and took a shit YT,is crowkid the little red haired chap? he HAS to be __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message