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Fletch XXX 01-13-2003 03:09 PM

smokey smokey

mpegposter 01-13-2003 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by chupacabra


strange choice to set up any adult-oriented business in Harris county these days, yes? is your firm registered as a validated 'S.O.B.' operation (Sexually Oriented Business) in Houston? they are mighty strict these days in the bible-belt..!

Not that I'm a stickler, their 'CEO' was signing his name with Inc. and it's really an LLC...which doesn't exist.

Not on record in TX, guess the $350 was too much to spring for.

mpegposter 01-13-2003 03:22 PM

The 'having houses built' thing almost split my sides.

Savvy operators we're dealing with!

ytcracker 01-13-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mpegposter
The 'having houses built' thing almost split my sides.

Savvy operators we're dealing with!

sometimes when i pee i miss the toilet too

Wizzurd 01-13-2003 03:31 PM

If you look again I never said CEO lol and to clear up your mess, it "WAS" LLC like I told you, now its an s corporation. The rest is just plain and simply none of your business so get off the sack already :-)

No one cares what you post, the big dogs are working with DankCash. I had a few people call me up already laughing at your position and how we keep wasting our time with you. They are absolutely right! All those who want to keep doing business, keep calling: 281-651-8782 ask for Alan the Prez.

If you don't know, don't talk. :-X

:1orglaugh

UncleJimmy 01-13-2003 03:33 PM

Yall need to relax about the dankCash subject for a day





and meditate on the



"Wonders that are my ballSAC"


:thumbsup

ytcracker 01-13-2003 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by UncleJimmy
"Wonders that are my ballSAC"


:thumbsup

im down with the ballsac

tony286 01-13-2003 03:46 PM

I pasted what ytcracker said earlier on this thread. You said one of your group was a minor. Also if you guys have been around since 96 were you all 13? As for the site I saw its the big site story some decent graphics and crap content. No wonder the credits cards want to stop processing out there . A consumer pays $30 for crap, its like the porn in the 80's great video box covers and crap content. Instead of talking all this bullshit why not get back to work and create some thing that customer wants to be a member of for more then five minutes.

ytcracker 01-13-2003 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
I pasted what ytcracker said earlier on this thread. You said one of your group was a minor. Also if you guys have been around since 96 were you all 13? As for the site I saw its the big site story some decent graphics and crap content. No wonder the credits cards want to stop processing out there . A consumer pays $30 for crap, its like the porn in the 80's great video box covers and crap content. Instead of talking all this bullshit why not get back to work and create some thing that customer wants to be a member of for more then five minutes.
we have an 80% retention rate and yes we were all pushing pebbles with our noses when we started in this game.

i'm seriously done defending our program though - if you want to check it out, do it. if not, let us be.

mpegposter 01-13-2003 03:59 PM

80% retention and people laughing at me over the phone, as if I am some threat.

And the big dogs working at DankCash.

Now I've heard it all.

greentea 01-13-2003 04:12 PM

why all the haters

erickg 01-13-2003 04:17 PM

80% retention on what?
1/2 your members area are empty or broken
you doing 80% retention on blind people maybe


your signup page on the sites arent even live

I tried to click on "YOUR TEXT HERE" but it wont let me signup

:thumbsup

Erick G

Dveron 01-13-2003 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
why all the haters
I hate u :321GFY

nocostporn 01-13-2003 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM


I consider www.webinc.com and www.matrixcontent.com a part of our team. They have helped us tremendously in the past, and they are a valuable part of our success. The lines of definition are shady.


You're a complete utter waste of time. Which guy are you in the pics? the red headed kid? If not,whats his name> Icq just told me thats the 16 year old everybody is talking about...whats his name and is connected to you in anyway shape or form?



Oh yeah,I love the 80% retention rate :1orglaugh Jesus Christ,you guys must have more content than FM! All I saw were a bunch of plugins,you must have your good stuff on the "top secret sites"

MikeM 01-13-2003 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



You're a complete utter waste of time. Which guy are you in the pics? the red headed kid? If not,whats his name> Icq just told me thats the 16 year old everybody is talking about...whats his name and is connected to you in anyway shape or form?



Oh yeah,I love the 80% retention rate :1orglaugh Jesus Christ,you guys must have more content than FM! All I saw were a bunch of plugins,you must have your good stuff on the "top secret sites"

http://wizzurd.com/vegas2k3/DSCN3413.gif.html

That is me, flame away... as long as you keep this shit bumped. It is working wonders for our member base.

nocostporn 01-13-2003 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM


http://wizzurd.com/vegas2k3/DSCN3413.gif.html

That is me, flame away... as long as you keep this shit bumped. It is working wonders for our member base.


who's the red headed kid? The hounds said I need to harp on this for awhile :glugglug

SquarePants 01-13-2003 04:50 PM

Wow. What a lady's man!!

Can I be you when I get younger??

ytcracker 01-13-2003 04:51 PM

all ur base are belong 2 us

baddog 01-13-2003 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by GFY Troll ®



I'd give them a break if they offered ANYTHING ORIGINAL. They have not. FUCK THEM.
:321GFY

okay, besides ContentLotto, please name something original that has been launched in the last year? And before you day TGP2, 3 , 4, or 57, no, they are not original. Just original for those of you that weren't here when TGP started.

So please, enlighten me.

ytcracker 01-13-2003 05:00 PM

gfy troll wins the award for most gratuitous use of the f word hands down

Dveron 01-13-2003 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
gfy troll wins the award for most gratuitous use of the f word hands down
I like that guy..he should post more.

OnTime 01-13-2003 05:01 PM

The Lottery. What an original concept LOL.

baddog 01-13-2003 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by sextoyking
Mike,

nocost porn is just bating you dude,

leave it alone. He has nothing to offer to you bro :)

peace

todd

I think I said this 2 pages back, but like he said, there is no such thing as bad press, and he is getting a lot of it today.

BTW, I was at their booth, and did not see anyone hanging aroung there that looked like they were under 18, young . . . . yes, under 18 . . . . no.

Those little hotties in the red skirts and black boots were nice to look at while waiting for Alan to finish talking with someone so he could talk with me.

MikeM 01-13-2003 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by baddog


I think I said this 2 pages back, but like he said, there is no such thing as bad press, and he is getting a lot of it today.

BTW, I was at their booth, and did not see anyone hanging aroung there that looked like they were under 18, young . . . . yes, under 18 . . . . no.

Those little hotties in the red skirts and black boots were nice to look at while waiting for Alan to finish talking with someone so he could talk with me.

Yea, those girls are nice. And they sure as hell did their job. They brought us so much traffic. We couldnt have asked for better. I will be sure to let them know they had some fans. Was your company the ones in the baseball jerseys? If so, your girls were a sight of their own as well.

ytcracker 01-13-2003 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by MikeM


Yea, those girls are nice. And they sure as hell did their job. They brought us so much traffic. We couldnt have asked for better. I will be sure to let them know they had some fans. Was your company the ones in the baseball jerseys? If so, your girls were a sight of their own as well.

lightspeeds girls were banging yes

Wizzurd 01-13-2003 05:32 PM

Thank you baddog, ;-)

Every webmaster we talked to today is signed up and ready to send us traffic. I'll be in my office late today due to heavy business arrangements this week - call me if you need me: 281-651-8782 ask for Alan or extension: 203

lightspeed owns. :-X

tony286 01-13-2003 05:35 PM

People signed with you for the bullshit on here and the pretty girls you had at the booth lol thats funny.

ytcracker 01-13-2003 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
People signed with you for the bullshit on here and the pretty girls you had at the booth lol thats funny.
i cant find a smiley with a zipper across its mouth but it would be appropriate here.

this thread was almost negativity free until thirty seconds ago.

nocostporn 01-13-2003 05:41 PM

I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come! :glugglug

LAJeff 01-13-2003 05:42 PM

Ya killing it

http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com


http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com

ytcracker 01-13-2003 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come! :glugglug
laugh laugh laugh

once again ncp proof is in the pudding i hope you poop your pants in public

nocostporn 01-13-2003 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAJeff
Ya killing it

http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com


http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com


harsh Jeff :( You're such a hater

MikeM 01-13-2003 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
I want to do business too fella's! ... If you can give me the magic potion on how to get 80% retention I'll give you my first born...You're the first guys in history to ever do that! Even FM who has the entire world of porn in one members can't do that! I WANT IN...Those plugins must really kickass...Candid here I come! :glugglug
There are a lot of variables, I cant tell you why. But epoch can confirm. Maybe its the domain we marketed to. Newbie internet users love porn.

ytcracker 01-13-2003 05:45 PM

http://web.archive.org/web/200008181...elons.org/son/

dude this site is rad
i havent seen this shit since wow fucking wow

word up to this shit good looking out even though you are talking shit

back in the day cafe

nocostporn 01-13-2003 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker


laugh laugh laugh

once again ncp proof is in the pudding i hope you poop your pants in public


I'm being serious you cock smoke,you're a businessman jesus christ conduct business... If you could setup my members area to retain at 80%,name your fuckin price... Turn off your defense mechanism and act on your words pussy or don't respond to me... At least Mike Moose makes some sense,he should be President from now on :1orglaugh

nocostporn 01-13-2003 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeM


There are a lot of variables, I cant tell you why. But epoch can confirm. Maybe its the domain we marketed to. Newbie internet users love porn.


Join me in the revolution dude! With your 80% retention and my 1:5 conversions,we could destroy this industry...Bring the red headed guy too,I've always wanted a little brother

LAJeff 01-13-2003 05:48 PM

80% exit rate.

MikeM 01-13-2003 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



I'm being serious you cock smoke,you're a businessman jesus christ conduct business... If you could setup my members area to retain at 80%,name your fuckin price... Turn off your defense mechanism and act on your words pussy or don't respond to me... At least Mike Moose makes some sense,he should be President from now on :1orglaugh

Out of curiousity where is your traffic coming from? Maybe if we could all be civil we could learn a thing or two from one another. You know where my traffic is coming from. And I could help you do the same in a legal and professional manner. I dont claim to know everything about operating a successful site. But I have yet to lie to anyone on this board. The retention rate took me by suprise too. And to be honest I believe it is because of the domain we marketed to. I know there are people on this board that can increase my cash flow even more, and I would be willing to do the same in return.

nocostporn 01-13-2003 05:52 PM

All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok

ytcracker 01-13-2003 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok
hes got a bat that im very afraid of
he posted it in another thread and let me tell you do not fuck with him

nocostporn 01-13-2003 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker


hes got a bat that im very afraid of
he posted it in another thread and let me tell you do not fuck with him


You could never guess what kind of mammal ass that bat has been... That was one helluva thanksgiving

MikeM 01-13-2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
All my traffic comes off exits from labrets beast sites...He charges me a left nut but I'm doing ok
Well, if people told me that if I sent some untargeted traffic at those old played out ifriends looking cam pages and that I would get less than 1:50 and an 80% retention rate I wouldnt believe it either. But for some reason it all worked out.

Now, while all this attention has been good for business, I can see where you are all coming from. We talked to people at the show, and it was a humble enough start to do well. Now we are going to have spamcop, some large domains, and possibly some older affiliate sites on our ass. While I believe we are young and smart enough to deal with it, it is never wanted.

One thing I am pretty sure of is that I didnt meet with you in vegas. I think you may actually find out that despite age (which you are younger than me) not much seperates the way we think. We are in this for money and doing the best we can to make as much as possible. We are in a gold rush. Its like the wild wild west all over again, few rules and lots of gain. Make it while you can, we will be glad to help.

UncleJimmy 01-13-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker


im down with the ballsac



AMen to that man


Seriously people get wound up tight about shit sometimes around here and just need to relax a bit...


pissin about the new youngins makin bank, pissing about the old fucks skimmin, scammin & shaving

oi vey




but one thing I'm almost certain of is that you got a shitload of new resellers beating on your ICQ ;)


Hell I was thinking of starting up another thread on the DankCrew cuz half a dozen might not be enough for the day lol




thanks for another amusing day on GFY




type-atcha-later

MikeM 01-13-2003 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAJeff
Ya killing it

http://info.alexa.com/data/details?p...w.dankcash.com


http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dankcash.com

That is actually a pretty cool site. I just looked at some of my doamins. I only get to the low millions though. I guess I need to open a TGP to get any real hits. Then again, ill just stick with getting more signups.

Traffic Rank for readyporn.com: 979,574

does that mean it is 979,574th in the amount of traffic it gets? What is number 1?

crowkid 01-13-2003 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



Join me in the revolution dude! With your 80% retention and my 1:5 conversions,we could destroy this industry...Bring the red headed guy too,I've always wanted a little brother




DankCash won't be responding to silly comments like this anymore. We had one of the best premiers of any Internext show pulling in clients from Topbucks to Lightspeed to ARS. We had some of the best girls advertise for us, everyone loved us because we are friendly and ready to make everyone money. We are young, hardcore, and not ashamed to say it, so all who want to do business give us a shout, all haters gofuckyourself.com! :-p

nocostporn 01-13-2003 07:26 PM

Holy fuck! LOL theres another one! Jesus christ you guys have more employees than platinumbucks.Name dropping is cute,you're spammers,people want you to spam for them that isnt exactly clientel. Be spammers,be happy as spammers,this gung ho we're coming to take over the industry attempt is futile..Nobody is buying it,they just want you to spam for them :1orglaugh

remember,dankcash isn't responding to these posts anymore,crowkid made this apparent lol

ytcracker 01-13-2003 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn

remember,dankcash isn't responding to these posts anymore,crowkid made this apparent lol

wait wait im back HAHAHAH had you fooled didnt i
tremble in fear

no really can we move on to other discussion - what did u do today ncp?

nocostporn 01-13-2003 07:30 PM

let my girlfriend beat me and took a shit

YT,is crowkid the little red haired chap? he HAS to be

ytcracker 01-13-2003 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
let my girlfriend beat me and took a shit

YT,is crowkid the little red haired chap? he HAS to be

nah hes the guy who needed the tumor to get a pity fuck

i drank a shitload of orange juice today and took out the trash i wasnt very productive

jammyjenkins 01-13-2003 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crowkid





DankCash won't be responding to silly comments like this anymore. We had one of the best premiers of any Internext show pulling in clients from Topbucks to Lightspeed to ARS. We had some of the best girls advertise for us, everyone loved us because we are friendly and ready to make everyone money. We are young, hardcore, and not ashamed to say it, so all who want to do business give us a shout, all haters gofuckyourself.com! :-p

how many of you fuckers are there???


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