Free SEO analysis

Bump for you

ok i'll bite.

http://3dporn.tumblr.com/

thanks.

I don't think I've amassed 5K posts in all my years here. :-P

I've emailed you as I can't Skype currently.

Just got a project due tomorrow. I'll be doing 5. 2 already reserved. Sorry for the change, it's just what I can do right now. I'm doing 3dporn right now. Btw the site hurts my eyes lol

I am unable to skype ATM can you do it for mr http://www.indianhiddencams.com

Nice job reading

First report is done. Need an email to send it to..

Good way to check out some potential competition.. Offer an "analysis".. LOL

Umm well let's see... I can do that on my own if I wanted to. It's not that hard. I'm not getting access the anyone's site. All I use is the damn URL. I can find everything I need.


And if I was looking at my competition, I'd look at who is one Google's first page because THEY are my competition and clearly did something right.


Keep your ignorant posts out of here. I'm just helping out. I could care less about your sites unless you're on Google's first page. Then I'll analyze your site and compare it to the "ideal" site that I've developed.

Go smoke some and maybe it'll calm you down. Not everyone in the world is trying to get you

Bump. Jump on this while it's available

im very curious as to seeing one of your reports, email me thru sig please

nice offer

Messaged you on ICQ

Thanks man. I'm surprised more people haven't jumped on this... I mean why wouldn't you want to improve your site's SEO. Even if you only learn one tiny thing.... it's free

I'll take you up on this - if you want to relax your 5K post count requirement lol.

Let me know

Actually, i think the game plan is more to start a thread positioning himself as an expert.. then target someone who has no clue, give him the usual list of bullet points off the board, and that guy comes back to the board saying how impressed he was... more clueless people contact him and the cycle continues.

The only reason I put that minimum post requirement is to weed out a good majority of the noobs.

And minicivan, you will learn soon enough to eat your own words. Just wait.. I'll be pretty well ranked for a damn hard keyword

I hope one day I can not be a n00b and get some SEO advice.

P.S good offer for those in need

Thanks Adam. And for those of you who spend your time actually working and not trolling gfy, I'll probably make an exception for you then

If you've got 50+ sites, I'll probably bend the rules for you regardless of your post count.

He's the same guy that posted awhile ago with his service to get you thousands of backlinks using xrummer.

Right. There is a lot I could offer this community that I learned from mainstream but it is specifically because of people like you that I don't give a flying fuck about other members on this board. I can't stand trolls. So damn annoying. I'm just trying to help out and oh no, a troll has to come on in.

This is one of the first boards I am even slightly active where trolls are allowed to reign supreme. Any other board would have been fed up with them and banned their sorry basement living asses.

IF you are so confident, why don't you do a public analysis on a domain we all know. You know.. like on BHW or WF or other forums. Demonstrate to everyone that you actually know what you are talking about and put it all out there for criticism.

In case you haven't noticed this is an industry full of shit talkers and SEO is as well. So when you put the two together, the only credibility you will have is that which you've earned and deserve. Until then, its rightly assumed that you're just a shit talking fuck who knows about 10% of what he'd have others believe you know and that you are looking to prey on people who know even less.

... with all due respect

Well, they probably don't want their sites get spidered to death.

Who are you?
What are your credentials?
Provide samples of work you've done.

i give you permission to post the seo analysis here. thanks.

I completely get what you're saying and once it is up there, I will show you. Until then just ignore my posts. If other people want assistance and I'm feeling like giving it, then by all means let them take it.


And Machete, I don't need to show credentials to do something for free. I'm not doing anything advanced here... I'm just cross checking pretty basic stuff. None of it is about like a 202 level.. so gfy.

Messages you on ICQ, I'll take you up on that deal.

Post one of your analysts in this thread.

I'll give one of a random site for those who ask. Except for you and a few others.

Send me a sample to [email protected] please.

Sent you a sample

icq sent, thanks

icq'ed you to take you up on that offer, hopefully i'm not too late.

Lol didn't even see that. Alright I'll post it.. but only a dumbed down and unformatted version. Here you go:

SEO analysis for 3Dporn.tumblr.com



On Site

Home
URL
http://3dporn.tumblr.com
Length: 6 characters A+
Subdomain: not the greatest but ehh not much you can do about it. 3Dporn.com is probably pretty expensive.

Title
Length: 8 characters
-Large impact
The Ideal length of a title should be 10?70 characters including spaces. Be sure to include your most important keywords. Every page needs a unique title.
Meta description
Length: 64 characters
-Large impact

The ideal length of meta data is between 70 and 160 characters.
Be sure to include your most important keywords. Every page needs a unique meta description.
Meta keywords
Missing

Meta Keywords are used to indicate keywords that are supposedly relevant to your website's content but since many search engine spammers have abused this tag, it provides little to no benefit to your search rankings.
Headings

H1
H2
H3
H4
H5
H6
1
0
0
0
0
0
[H1] 3D PORN!


Your website is structured using HTML headings/levels (<H1> to <H6>), which is great.
Your first level (<H1>) includes your most important keywords
For better SEO, only use one <H1> title per page.


Content
The Big G' Indexed pages: 115
-Large impact
You probably and hopefully already know this, but the more pages that indexed by G, the better.
A low number (relative to the total number of pages your website has) is often because the link architecture needs improvement and is preventing G from crawling all pages on your website.
Popular pages
3D PORN!
Sep 29th at 5AM - 3D PORN!
Sep 29th at 5AM - 3D PORN!
Jul 19th at 10AM - 3D PORN!
3D PORN!
NEXT powered by - 3D PORN!
NEXT powered by - 3D PORN!
3D PORN!, Softcore 3D
Images
You've got 12 images on 3dporn and yet 11 alt attributes are empty or missing.... not good.
-Large impact

Consider adding alternative text so that SE's can understand the content of your images.
Remember that SE crawlers cannot actually "see" images (yet). The alt text allows you to assign a specific description to each image. This will also help you rank in google images and other SE's image searches
Text/HTML ratio
7.64%

-Large impact

Don't freak out. Most adult sites do this since users care more about content than text. It is still a good idea to keep 15-20% text/html. Increase your keyword density a little bit and add more relative text.
Frames
Yes
-Small impact

Frames may decrease SEO. You should know to avoid frames. I know some many are probably just ads though.
Flash
No
A+
Flash should only be used for specific enhancements. Avoid full Flash websites to maximize SEO.

Inside
Inside pages analysis
Repeat title on almost every page..

Title
Meta description
Text/HTML ratio
3D PORN!
Grab your Cyan/Magenta glasses and enjoy! Any question just ask!
7.64%
3D PORN!

3.36%
3D PORN!

3.25%


Duplicate titles, descriptions, and meta data are not good. Yes you can repeat your main keywords but you need to mix it up a little...


Website compliance
www resolve A+

robots.txt A+

XML Sitemaps A+



Language A+
You have specified the language of your website A+

Doctype
XHTML 1.0 Transitional
Fine
Encoding
UTF-8
Specified= A+
Google Analytics
Yes

Good. Now use it to it's full potential ;)
W3C validity
Invalid (63 errors, 3 warnings)
-Low impact
Microformats
Missing

Your website doesn't use them...
Dublin Core
Missing

Your website doesn't use Dublin Core. It helps with meta data (another one of your problems...)
Geo Meta Tags
Missing

Your website is not geotagged. Simple as that. If you want to, go for it. Bing puts a weight on it unlike google.


Off-Site SEO
Popularity
Backlinks
63

Just shows popularity and builds link juice.
.edu and .gov backlinks
0

Because they are strictly reserved for educational institutions, .edu domains are considered authority sites. Good luck getting an adult site on one ;)
Directories
DMOZ
No

Just submit your site.
Yahoo! Directory
No

-Low impact
-Easy to solve
Just submit it.

Social Media
Delicious links
40

Just a popular SB service. More links the better. It helps SEO and traffic. The more interesting SB titles the better ;)
Twitter recent backlinks
121
\
Wikipedia backlinks
0

No articles or references. It always help. Wikipedia dominates the search engines in case you haven't noticed.
Feeds
http://3dporn.tumblr.com/rss
Your website provides a feed A+


Usability
Readability level
Teenager
A+. Easy to read for all
Favicon
Your website has a favicon. A+

Website information
Server
Load time
0.290 second(s) (0.020 s/Kb)

Your website is fast. Well done.
IP
174.120.238.130
no impact. Was just curious ;)
Location
Houston, Texas, United States
Good. It's close to customers.
gzip
Yes
Your website takes advantage of gzip A+

Safe browsing
Yes
A+

Can you look over my site please, I need some soe advises: http://zombo.com/

I have a #2 position in Google for a 127 million competition money phrase.

The #1 is 7 years older than my domain.

Is there any chance whatsoever, that I can topple them, perhaps even with getting in 50,000 good links?

No. That site is far too annoying

Dude, you're being trolled because you're offering SEO analysis like 5 billion other people on the planet. 4,999,999,995 of them don't even rank for their own keywords. We all know about the SEO report scripts that you buy your first week on DP, they are basically useless.

.edu and .gov backlinks
0

lollington lol


The best bit is he doesn't even realise he is being trolled.

Yea and gfy trolls won't have to worry about getting any freebies any more because there won't be any. So way to go guys

I am sure they are all devastated to miss out on your awesome advice!

someone neg rep this dumbass

thanks for the free seo report. will take your recommendations into consideration.

bahahaha

Look, any fucking idiot can run xrumer, scrapebox, custom bots etc. But apparently you can't since you are here trying to offer seo services instead of making your own money by ranking your own domains. Apparently you can't get decent rankings and hold them or you wouldn't be here to begin with. Its not about what rankings you get, it's about what rankings you can keep over time and whether or not you can monetize the traffic.

Any retard can win the lottery

I have 4 dedicated machines running xrumer 24/7 on private proxies in addition to a ton of custom bots for auto creating 2.0 properties, auto creating WPMU blogs on parasites, interlinking them, building backlinks to them etc. I have been doing this since 98. I seriously doubt you are going to teach me anything or surprise me. I could start from zero and target your phrase and crush you in a very short time and take the top 10 results - making sure you won't even make it to the first page if that was how i wanted to spend my time. Why don't you tell me the phrase you are targeting??? Maybe I will do just that to show you what a dumb fucking newb you are.

5k? bah, who has time for 5k. grats to all the winners.