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Funny incest report story

11-03-2010, 12:56 PM

I have several friends who are cops. One of them told me this story today.

He spent the first part of his career working for the county and he was stationed in very small, very redneck little town that is way out in the middle of nowhere. The town has no police department of its own, they only have the county who runs a small office up there with just a few officers. He is getting ready to go on duty and his having coffee and getting any news he needs from the other two guys on duty when there is a knock on the front door of the office. They go out there and find a woman who tells them she needs to report a rape. They bring her inside and sit her down and ask who was raped. "I was raped,"she tells them. So they ask her to describe what happened and she said, "You know, I don't mind fucking my brother every now and then, but when he just comes home drunk and takes it, that's wrong!"

I will never be able to think of that place again and not wonder if there are any drunk brothers looking forward to getting some sister action when they get home.
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11-03-2010, 12:58 PM

That is sooooooooooooooo wrong.

Was she hot ??

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11-03-2010, 01:00 PM

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11-03-2010, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

That is sooooooooooooooo wrong.

Was she hot ??

LOL that was the exact same thing I asked him. He just closed his eyes and shook his head "No." So I am guessing she was pretty rough looking.
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11-03-2010, 01:42 PM

Well, you've done it! Someone finally made incest funny.

Finally.
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11-03-2010, 01:49 PM

Weirdly, I get her point...I mean it is a fucked up point but still.
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11-03-2010, 01:59 PM

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Weirdly, I get her point...I mean it is a fucked up point but still.

Minus green points for you sick o' hehehe

Just kidding.

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11-03-2010, 02:03 PM

sounds apocryphal.
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11-03-2010, 02:04 PM

i always wondered about that where i grew up as well.
some people lived way out in the bush, and i mean really far in the bush.
they didnt even have electricity, anyway, there were always rumours about incest back there, sick shit

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11-03-2010, 02:05 PM

when you say no, it means no, even if they're family!
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11-03-2010, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

Minus green points for you sick o' hehehe

Just kidding.

Well, consensual incest is fucked up enough but fucking your sister without asking is extra fucked up.

I guess sort of like how a husband can rape a wife? But yes, I am a sick o' just for many reasons beyond this one
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11-03-2010, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Phoenix

i always wondered about that where i grew up as well.
some people lived way out in the bush, and i mean really far in the bush.
they didnt even have electricity, anyway, there were always rumours about incest back there, sick shit

I have a friend who's mom and step dad live in Montana. A few years ago a bunch of us went up there to visit them and do some camping. They live away back on this gravel road where there are some people around, but it is pretty isolated. The guy behind them lives up on this hilltop. He has a generator for his electricity because the city won't run lines up there. He has no real plumbing. He has an outhouse and he has a well that had a hand crank on it. In the winter is snows so much that that he can't drive up his driveway so he has a building at the bottom of it with a snowmobile and he just pulls that out, pulls his truck into the building and drives the snowmobile up to the house during the winter.

It is like he has chosen to live 100 years behind everyone else, but I guess he is happy.
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11-03-2010, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by czarina

when you say no, it means no, even if they're family!

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11-03-2010, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by czarina

when you say no, it means no, even if they're family!

I want a shirt that says that.
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11-03-2010, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by kane

I have a friend who's mom and step dad live in Montana. A few years ago a bunch of us went up there to visit them and do some camping. They live away back on this gravel road where there are some people around, but it is pretty isolated. The guy behind them lives up on this hilltop. He has a generator for his electricity because the city won't run lines up there. He has no real plumbing. He has an outhouse and he has a well that had a hand crank on it. In the winter is snows so much that that he can't drive up his driveway so he has a building at the bottom of it with a snowmobile and he just pulls that out, pulls his truck into the building and drives the snowmobile up to the house during the winter.

It is like he has chosen to live 100 years behind everyone else, but I guess he is happy.

That sounds like heaven if you ask me.

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11-03-2010, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by czarina

when you say no, it means no, even if they're family!

It's all relative.

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11-03-2010, 06:03 PM

"Incest is best... relatively speaking..." <-- I just want to stress that this is a quote!!!

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11-03-2010, 09:15 PM

incest?!... it remind me of my friend

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11-03-2010, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by czarina

when you say no, it means no, even if they're family!

That's why you only rape your sister if she's a deaf mute.
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11-04-2010, 02:59 AM

I went to visit a relative down in the Ozarks. Flew in and rented a Jeep. Drove 20 miles up in the mountains to where the Jeep just couldn't go any farther. Rented a pack mule from a billy and rode the mule another 5-6 miles into the hills. Finally the mule couldn't make it any farther so I set off on foot for the last 5 miles up the hills. When I got to my cousins home there was a note on the door:

"Back in couple days. Went to the country to get away from it all."

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11-04-2010, 03:50 AM

I would think the main reason incest is seen as wrong is for the likelihood of causing a baby with 2 heads.

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11-04-2010, 06:05 AM

true story, in my town there is a family that has the father banging his (over 18) daughter. Was caught by the mom when she was yummying down on his tool. I was shocked to hear when I heard about it (from my son through the sister of the girl doing it) but then I thought "It's backwoods Kentucky, is it really so surprising?"
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11-04-2010, 06:56 AM

I did some home remodel work for a family at one point in the late 80's, and just being around them I picked up on a weird vibe. One thing I noticed right off, what there was 1 master bedroom where it seemed 3 adults slept, and several kids rooms. One day I asked the oldest son about the family composition and he told me this.

This family started out with mom and dad, and they had two kids, a boy and girl. Dad was killed in Vietnam, and as soon as the oldest son hit an age where he had an interest in sex, the mother and he started having sex together as the mother wanted to keep a part of her husband in her life. Eventually they had 4 kids together. The oldest daughter slept with mom and her brother in the main bedroom. He didn't claim to be having sex with his sister, but it would not surprise me.
In public, the oldest daughter would pretend the kids were hers, but Grandma was the biological mother. They home schooled the kids and kept a low profile. As far as I could tell none of the kids were deformed, but who knows how they turned out.
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11-04-2010, 07:10 AM

Crazy story, however I bet this is more usual than what we beleive..

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11-04-2010, 07:33 AM

So what did he do about it?

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11-04-2010, 09:17 AM

I love these Tea Party stories!
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11-04-2010, 09:20 AM

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11-04-2010, 10:04 AM

Makes me think of 'Wrong turn' movies.

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