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  • loreen
    myadultdesign.com
    • May 2004
    • 12558
    #1

    Please connect me to Jack

    Client: ?I need the number for ?Jack.? Can you please give me his number please??

    Me: ?Jack? Jack who??

    Client: ?The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.?

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    • MyCamProfile
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2011
      • 354
      #2
      Client: ”What is LG?”

      Me: ”LG is a company based in South Korea. They started with electronics and moved to appliances and other areas. They’ve gotten to be a pretty well-respected business.”

      Client: “I don’t want any of that Japanese crap.”

      Me: ”Korean. They’re Korean."

      haha

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        • taken300
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2009
          • 989
          #3
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            • boneless
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 3625
              #4
              client: where is the any key situated on my keyboard.
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              True story this one ;)
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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94149
                  #5
                  You're easily amused ... we should go out sometime.

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                    • loreen
                      myadultdesign.com
                      • May 2004
                      • 12558
                      #6
                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                      You're easily amused ... we should go out sometime.
                      Yeah, by stupidity. So yes, maybe we should.
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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94149
                          #7
                          Originally posted by loreen
                          Yeah, by stupidity. So yes, maybe we should.

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                            • Chosen
                              VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 63151
                              #8
                              LoL

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                                • loreen
                                  myadultdesign.com
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 12558
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  I was joking, you know I like you
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                                    • loreen
                                      myadultdesign.com
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 12558
                                      #10
                                      "Write copy for this great new promotion we?ll be running. Whenever someone buys a house from us, they?ll receive *free* McDonald?s vouchers! Make the ad sound classy and exclusive."
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                                        • harvey
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 9266
                                          #11
                                          This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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                                            • MetaMan
                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 28682
                                              #12
                                              ""Can you make the drop-down menus on the site only work when the someone wants to use it? We just don’t want them to move over the menu and it pops out by mistake."

                                              BUAHAH sounds like design clients.

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                                                • woj
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 47880
                                                  #13
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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682
                                                      #14
                                                      "I’d rather not sign a support agreement. This is all stuff you should be doing anyway."

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                                                        • DamianJ
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 15808
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by loreen
                                                          Yeah, by stupidity. So yes, maybe we should.

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                                                            • daniel_webcams
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                              • 2491
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by loreen
                                                              Client: ?I need the number for ?Jack.? Can you please give me his number please??

                                                              Me: ?Jack? Jack who??

                                                              Client: ?The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.?

                                                              via this site
                                                              lol .... never though that someone will really create a website with this (clientsfromhell.net)... awesome...
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