Haaa, I love me some TruTv from time to time.

I just cant stand the voice though. And as DWB points out the reporters story is full of crap.

Heh. I'll tell you why I stay Jim. 10 reasons (in no order)....

1) It's crazy cheap. I have just about everything here than you guys have back there, except a fast internet connection. And it's 1/4 less.

2) You can pretty much do anything you want so long as you don't cause problems with the locals or bring attention to yourself. Even then, you can usually get away with it. Example, sometimes just for fun when the cops try to pull us over on our scooters (and they are on theirs), we make them chase us. Doesn't get you into any more trouble, only cost a few bucks. Cheap entertainment right there.

3) There are just a few of us who own the entire SE Asian porn market. We don't have to compete with the 100s of people producing skinny white girls, or fat ones for that matter. It's a niche market and we have it all to ourselves. And don't knock the fat Asian ones, I own that market with no competition in the English market. :winkwink:

4) You can serve up street justice if you need to, with little recourse. Won't hesitate to beat another foreigner down with a pipe or a brick, because when the cops come and it's a foreigner or foreigner issue, there isn't a problem. Whoever speaks the most Thai and knows how to deal with the police, wins.

5) The supply of pussy, with bodies of any size, is so vast you could not fuck 1% of them if you fucked 20 a day for the rest of your life.

6) If you get a speeding ticket (or a ticket of any kind), it cost about $6 USD and they can't ticket you again for 7 days. So in a nutshell, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT on the road for the next 7 days. Then pay $6 again and get another 7 days and so on. This kicks total ass. :2 cents:

7) Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. I can cheaply travel all over Asia, and quickly. Going to Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, China, Hong Kong... it's almost as easy quick and easy as gong to dinner.

8) I get DAILY Thai massages. It costs about $6 (seems to be the magic number here). Maybe $7.50 after I tip her. Sometimes I get two hot young girls at a time and splurge for a 2 hour oil massage... $20 bucks.

9) It's different than everything I was raised to know. Every day is something new. A different way of doing things, different culture, different language, and different smells and tastes. My brain is always stimulated and I'm always learning something new. Hopping around Asia makes me learn many languages along with other cultures and ways of doing things. I live in a constant state of learning. I love that.

10) I can see stuff like this within an hours travel or less:

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http://www.nomad4ever.com/wp-content..._vang_vien.JPG

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Violence and crime is everywhere in the world. I'd rather take my chances here where I know the score than deal with the red tape BS and power hungry cops back in the USA. I prefer to be on my own in an environment that lets me be, with rules that while may be somewhat unfair to foreigners, they also let you get away with a lot of shit and allow you to do whatever you pretty much want, within reason. So long as you don't cause problems for the locals, you're a king here. I'll take a little bit of 3rd world grit for that.

Besides, 10 more years in the direction the USA is heading and you guys are not going to be much better off. As your currency devalues, jobs as lost, homes are lost, businesses and banks crumble, there is only one way to go and that is down. Crime will continue to rise and it won't be long before you will wish you were here. :2 cents:

Oh... and where else can you have a pet baby elephant? :thumbsup

No, it's not. Complete opposite, actually. It's just Pattaya and parts of Bangkok that are filled with cheap, STD ridden whores. The rest of the country is actually quite conservative.

As for the vid, ehh... that's minor, as I'm sure you know. :)

some Thai girls are tall and female

lol that was pretty sweet teach that dude some manners.....

heh, then you don't understand Thailand very well. :) Never pick a fight with a Thai. Even if he's in the wrong, just respectfully apologize, and back down. If you piss a Thai off, and especially if you disrespect him in front of others, you're going to be in for a world of hurt.

Whether that's dead, hospital, jail, extortion from police, or whatever... just suck it up, and back down from the altercation. If one Thai is pissed and comes after you, there'll be 15 right behind to back him up. If that doesn't work, more than likely he knows a cop or two, and then you find yourself in court under trumped up charges.

QFT. :2 cents:

Thai vs Foreigner = Foreigner loses NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

Foreigner vs Foreigner = The one who doesn't know how to speak to or deal with the Thais will lose. It also doesn't hurt to have more money than the other guy.

They really love those Muia Thai 101 kicks huh?
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I totally remember seeing that on tv :thumbsup

The lady boy almost kicks his head off as well.. fucking bad ass :1orglaugh
Stop being a douche in Asia or get trannyslapped hahaha

"The victims friends"...

How exactly is she the victim? lol

glad it works for you, but you couldn't pay me to live any where but in the USA. When I think of 3rd world countries, it seems like you 1 situation away from pissing off the wrong person (who knows more thai than you) and your ass ends up in jail for 20 years with no jury, or real trial. The problem with living in a place with rules in flux and based on who you know, is if someone knows more people than you, then you going to be the one shit out of luck. While the US doesn't have the most definded porn laws, I would say all of the other laws are pretty cut and dry.

asia rocks period

It all depends on how you look at it. Every country has its pros and cons, and it's just a matter of finding a place that suits you personally. Although you painted a pretty bleak picture, which is somewhat true, here's an example of one of the many benefits of living here...

Say you're driving on your motorcycle, and get pulled over for not wearing a helmet. Cop asks for your license, which you don't have, so then asks for your ID, which you again don't have. In response, the cop gives you a smile, says "$6 please", and after payment you're off on your way without worry. Try that in the US, and your bike gets impounded, you get hauled to the station for a bit, costs you a few hundred, etc.

Exactly what I think !

:1orglaugh

Another tourist who thought he was the boss and found out the truth.

but... what if you hit her back like a pussy? does that deserve a wait to enjoy the catfight watch?

0:23 - the girl falls on the ground completely unreasonably

It's the same way everywhere. I've had friends and a cousin murdered in the USA. It can happen anywhere. It just so happens that when you act like an idiot, it happens more over here because they won't put up with your shit. Most people in the USA are all talk and usually won't throw down, and if so, it's not really violent. Everyone is afraid of being sued there. It's generally become a nation of pansies (not everyone of course). They will knock your head off here if you get out of line, and get away with it.

Nick, I think there is a t-shirt in the making for that statement. :1orglaugh

Indeed it does.

Out of curiosity, what countries have you visited?

Cause their cock is strapped to one leg? Throwing them off a bit?

thai people a crazy, their country is crazy and they think they rule. Well wait till their is another country that offers the same for less with better rules, they will be poor again. When ever i go their i hire two guys to protect my family and kick any one down who tries to fuck with us. I have been there for several times and there is always something. Not when you visit other parts of Thailand but pataya is one fucked up place same counts for bangkok

He looks far to drunk to look after himself.

When the rules are in their favor, they do. That's why they do the dumb shit they do. It's the home court advantage.

Cambodia and Vietnam are both coming up and will probably steal a lot of Thailand's thunder in the future.

pet baby elephant you say?

hehehe, nice vid!

DWB, how do you handle the fact that porn is forbidden to work with/produce down there? Wont you end up in jail for a long time if caught or?

You handle it very carefully. But every dog has his day.

post porn video of her for further inspection.

There's a reason you've got the market locked down in Thailand...because it's illegal.

It's countdown to being a bum boy in Lard Yao.

You do know that it is illegal to produce porn in almost every state in the USA too?

I don't personally have it locked down (except for the fat girls), but there are only a handful of guys who work here full time. Most are pretty smart guys who don't cause problems for anyone. There are a few rats too.

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Oh..this means that child and porn with animals are not forbidden there? :1orglaugh

That's what would put me off. Don't think I could do the whole "one eye open" thing knowing that some twat could pay to have me disappear.

Life's cheap in Thailand and you're not welcome unless your spending money.

WOW! Looks awesome! I'd love to travel there.

I love the narrator of these videos and the fake kick and punch sounds.

:1orglaugh

Never seen KinkyThai.com?

Why am I the only one asking for more of this girl?

Hook it up!

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Hey Dwb would love to hook up with you one day and make a trip out where you're at!

there is good and bad in every place. My father lived in Thailand for years. I have visited many times, never any real problems. Always had a good time. Its a physically beautiful country with an amazing history.