Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17661939)

Heh. I'll tell you why I stay Jim. 10 reasons (in no order)....

1) It's crazy cheap. I have just about everything here than you guys have back there, except a fast internet connection. And it's 1/4 less.

2) You can pretty much do anything you want so long as you don't cause problems with the locals or bring attention to yourself. Even then, you can usually get away with it. Example, sometimes just for fun when the cops try to pull us over on our scooters (and they are on theirs), we make them chase us. Doesn't get you into any more trouble, only cost a few bucks. Cheap entertainment right there.

3) There are just a few of us who own the entire SE Asian porn market. We don't have to compete with the 100s of people producing skinny white girls, or fat ones for that matter. It's a niche market and we have it all to ourselves. And don't knock the fat Asian ones, I own that market with no competition in the English market. :winkwink:

4) You can serve up street justice if you need to, with little recourse. Won't hesitate to beat another foreigner down with a pipe or a brick, because when the cops come and it's a foreigner or foreigner issue, there isn't a problem. Whoever speaks the most Thai and knows how to deal with the police, wins.

5) The supply of pussy, with bodies of any size, is so vast you could not fuck 1% of them if you fucked 20 a day for the rest of your life.

6) If you get a speeding ticket (or a ticket of any kind), it cost about $6 USD and they can't ticket you again for 7 days. So in a nutshell, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT on the road for the next 7 days. Then pay $6 again and get another 7 days and so on. This kicks total ass. :2 cents:

7) Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. I can cheaply travel all over Asia, and quickly. Going to Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, China, Hong Kong... it's almost as easy quick and easy as gong to dinner.

8) I get DAILY Thai massages. It costs about $6 (seems to be the magic number here). Maybe $7.50 after I tip her. Sometimes I get two hot young girls at a time and splurge for a 2 hour oil massage... $20 bucks.

9) It's different than everything I was raised to know. Every day is something new. A different way of doing things, different culture, different language, and different smells and tastes. My brain is always stimulated and I'm always learning something new. Hopping around Asia makes me learn many languages along with other cultures and ways of doing things. I live in a constant state of learning. I love that.

10) I can see stuff like this within an hours travel or less:

http://www.retirementthailand.info/w...oh_Phi_Phi.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dcDhYOP4aD...Koh-larn-7.jpg

http://www.phoenixvoyages.com/upload...MaeHongSon.jpg

http://www.thaipulse.com/blog/wp-con...nom-bencha.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e9zx813p3s...+Phra+Kaeo.jpg

http://pixug.com/files/funzug/imgs/a...hailand_10.jpg

http://www.nomad4ever.com/wp-content..._vang_vien.JPG

http://besthotelbangkok.net/wp-conte...waterfalls.jpg


Violence and crime is everywhere in the world. I'd rather take my chances here where I know the score than deal with the red tape BS and power hungry cops back in the USA. I prefer to be on my own in an environment that lets me be, with rules that while may be somewhat unfair to foreigners, they also let you get away with a lot of shit and allow you to do whatever you pretty much want, within reason. So long as you don't cause problems for the locals, you're a king here. I'll take a little bit of 3rd world grit for that.

Besides, 10 more years in the direction the USA is heading and you guys are not going to be much better off. As your currency devalues, jobs as lost, homes are lost, businesses and banks crumble, there is only one way to go and that is down. Crime will continue to rise and it won't be long before you will wish you were here. :2 cents:

Oh... and where else can you have a pet baby elephant? :thumbsup

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17662104)

glad it works for you, but you couldn't pay me to live any where but in the USA. When I think of 3rd world countries, it seems like you 1 situation away from pissing off the wrong person (who knows more thai than you) and your ass ends up in jail for 20 years with no jury, or real trial. The problem with living in a place with rules in flux and based on who you know, is if someone knows more people than you, then you going to be the one shit out of luck. While the US doesn't have the most definded porn laws, I would say all of the other laws are pretty cut and dry.

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17659199)

Ohh porn models with their high standards of not being prostitudes :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17659176)

i know there will be a hero coming in here saying if a girl hits you then you deserve to hit her back...lol
lets hope for both of our sakes that's never when i'm in the room

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17662104)

glad it works for you, but you couldn't pay me to live any where but in the USA. When I think of 3rd world countries, it seems like you 1 situation away from pissing off the wrong person (who knows more thai than you) and your ass ends up in jail for 20 years with no jury, or real trial. The problem with living in a place with rules in flux and based on who you know, is if someone knows more people than you, then you going to be the one shit out of luck. While the US doesn't have the most definded porn laws, I would say all of the other laws are pretty cut and dry.

Originally Posted by NickB. - Triplexcash (Post 17662057)

Stop being a douche in Asia or get trannyslapped

Originally Posted by NickB. - Triplexcash (Post 17662105)

asia rocks period

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17662104)

glad it works for you, but you couldn't pay me to live any where but in the USA. When I think of 3rd world countries, it seems like you 1 situation away from pissing off the wrong person (who knows more thai than you) and your ass ends up in jail for 20 years with no jury, or real trial. The problem with living in a place with rules in flux and based on who you know, is if someone knows more people than you, then you going to be the one shit out of luck. While the US doesn't have the most definded porn laws, I would say all of the other laws are pretty cut and dry.

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 17659714)

..because they have no balance

Originally Posted by dirtymind (Post 17662569)

thai people a crazy, their country is crazy and they think they rule.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17661939)

Heh. I'll tell you why I stay Jim. 10 reasons (in no order)....

1) It's crazy cheap. I have just about everything here than you guys have back there, except a fast internet connection. And it's 1/4 less.

2) You can pretty much do anything you want so long as you don't cause problems with the locals or bring attention to yourself. Even then, you can usually get away with it. Example, sometimes just for fun when the cops try to pull us over on our scooters (and they are on theirs), we make them chase us. Doesn't get you into any more trouble, only cost a few bucks. Cheap entertainment right there.

3) There are just a few of us who own the entire SE Asian porn market. We don't have to compete with the 100s of people producing skinny white girls, or fat ones for that matter. It's a niche market and we have it all to ourselves. And don't knock the fat Asian ones, I own that market with no competition in the English market. :winkwink:

4) You can serve up street justice if you need to, with little recourse. Won't hesitate to beat another foreigner down with a pipe or a brick, because when the cops come and it's a foreigner or foreigner issue, there isn't a problem. Whoever speaks the most Thai and knows how to deal with the police, wins.

5) The supply of pussy, with bodies of any size, is so vast you could not fuck 1% of them if you fucked 20 a day for the rest of your life.

6) If you get a speeding ticket (or a ticket of any kind), it cost about $6 USD and they can't ticket you again for 7 days. So in a nutshell, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT on the road for the next 7 days. Then pay $6 again and get another 7 days and so on. This kicks total ass. :2 cents:

7) Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. I can cheaply travel all over Asia, and quickly. Going to Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, China, Hong Kong... it's almost as easy quick and easy as gong to dinner.

8) I get DAILY Thai massages. It costs about $6 (seems to be the magic number here). Maybe $7.50 after I tip her. Sometimes I get two hot young girls at a time and splurge for a 2 hour oil massage... $20 bucks.

9) It's different than everything I was raised to know. Every day is something new. A different way of doing things, different culture, different language, and different smells and tastes. My brain is always stimulated and I'm always learning something new. Hopping around Asia makes me learn many languages along with other cultures and ways of doing things. I live in a constant state of learning. I love that.

10) I can see stuff like this within an hours travel or less:

http://www.retirementthailand.info/w...oh_Phi_Phi.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dcDhYOP4aD...Koh-larn-7.jpg

http://www.phoenixvoyages.com/upload...MaeHongSon.jpg

http://www.thaipulse.com/blog/wp-con...nom-bencha.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e9zx813p3s...+Phra+Kaeo.jpg

http://pixug.com/files/funzug/imgs/a...hailand_10.jpg

http://www.nomad4ever.com/wp-content..._vang_vien.JPG

http://besthotelbangkok.net/wp-conte...waterfalls.jpg


Violence and crime is everywhere in the world. I'd rather take my chances here where I know the score than deal with the red tape BS and power hungry cops back in the USA. I prefer to be on my own in an environment that lets me be, with rules that while may be somewhat unfair to foreigners, they also let you get away with a lot of shit and allow you to do whatever you pretty much want, within reason. So long as you don't cause problems for the locals, you're a king here. I'll take a little bit of 3rd world grit for that.

Besides, 10 more years in the direction the USA is heading and you guys are not going to be much better off. As your currency devalues, jobs as lost, homes are lost, businesses and banks crumble, there is only one way to go and that is down. Crime will continue to rise and it won't be long before you will wish you were here. :2 cents:

Oh... and where else can you have a pet baby elephant? :thumbsup

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 17663194)

DWB, how do you handle the fact that porn is forbidden to work with/produce down there? Wont you end up in jail for a long time if caught or?

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 17663496)

There's a reason you've got the market locked down in Thailand...because it's illegal.

It's countdown to being a bum boy in Lard Yao.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17661939)

Heh. I'll tell you why I stay Jim. 10 reasons (in no order)....



Oh... and where else can you have a pet baby elephant? :thumbsup

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17663574)

You do know that it is illegal to produce porn in almost every state in the USA too?

I don't personally have it locked down (except for the fat girls), but there are only a handful of guys who work here full time. Most are pretty smart guys who don't cause problems for anyone. There are a few rats too.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17661939)

Heh. I'll tell you why I stay Jim. 10 reasons (in no order)....

1) It's crazy cheap. I have just about everything here than you guys have back there, except a fast internet connection. And it's 1/4 less.

2) You can pretty much do anything you want so long as you don't cause problems with the locals or bring attention to yourself. Even then, you can usually get away with it. Example, sometimes just for fun when the cops try to pull us over on our scooters (and they are on theirs), we make them chase us. Doesn't get you into any more trouble, only cost a few bucks. Cheap entertainment right there.

3) There are just a few of us who own the entire SE Asian porn market. We don't have to compete with the 100s of people producing skinny white girls, or fat ones for that matter. It's a niche market and we have it all to ourselves. And don't knock the fat Asian ones, I own that market with no competition in the English market. :winkwink:

4) You can serve up street justice if you need to, with little recourse. Won't hesitate to beat another foreigner down with a pipe or a brick, because when the cops come and it's a foreigner or foreigner issue, there isn't a problem. Whoever speaks the most Thai and knows how to deal with the police, wins.

5) The supply of pussy, with bodies of any size, is so vast you could not fuck 1% of them if you fucked 20 a day for the rest of your life.

6) If you get a speeding ticket (or a ticket of any kind), it cost about $6 USD and they can't ticket you again for 7 days. So in a nutshell, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT on the road for the next 7 days. Then pay $6 again and get another 7 days and so on. This kicks total ass. :2 cents:

7) Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. I can cheaply travel all over Asia, and quickly. Going to Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, China, Hong Kong... it's almost as easy quick and easy as gong to dinner.

8) I get DAILY Thai massages. It costs about $6 (seems to be the magic number here). Maybe $7.50 after I tip her. Sometimes I get two hot young girls at a time and splurge for a 2 hour oil massage... $20 bucks.

9) It's different than everything I was raised to know. Every day is something new. A different way of doing things, different culture, different language, and different smells and tastes. My brain is always stimulated and I'm always learning something new. Hopping around Asia makes me learn many languages along with other cultures and ways of doing things. I live in a constant state of learning. I love that.

10) I can see stuff like this within an hours travel or less:

http://www.retirementthailand.info/w...oh_Phi_Phi.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dcDhYOP4aD...Koh-larn-7.jpg

http://www.phoenixvoyages.com/upload...MaeHongSon.jpg

http://www.thaipulse.com/blog/wp-con...nom-bencha.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e9zx813p3s...+Phra+Kaeo.jpg

http://pixug.com/files/funzug/imgs/a...hailand_10.jpg

http://www.nomad4ever.com/wp-content..._vang_vien.JPG

http://besthotelbangkok.net/wp-conte...waterfalls.jpg


Violence and crime is everywhere in the world. I'd rather take my chances here where I know the score than deal with the red tape BS and power hungry cops back in the USA. I prefer to be on my own in an environment that lets me be, with rules that while may be somewhat unfair to foreigners, they also let you get away with a lot of shit and allow you to do whatever you pretty much want, within reason. So long as you don't cause problems for the locals, you're a king here. I'll take a little bit of 3rd world grit for that.

Besides, 10 more years in the direction the USA is heading and you guys are not going to be much better off. As your currency devalues, jobs as lost, homes are lost, businesses and banks crumble, there is only one way to go and that is down. Crime will continue to rise and it won't be long before you will wish you were here. :2 cents:

Oh... and where else can you have a pet baby elephant? :thumbsup

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 17663601)

Oh..this means that child and porn with animals are not forbidden there? :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 17663729)

WOW! Looks awesome! I'd love to travel there.

Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17663928)

there is good and bad in every place. My father lived in Thailand for years. I have visited many times, never any real problems. Always had a good time. Its a physically beautiful country with an amazing history.

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 17663806)

http://www.bigmangobar.com/wp-conten..._nut/leper.jpg

http://www.hasekamp.net/experiences/experiences01.jpg

http://memock.files.wordpress.com/20...ower-lines.jpg

http://thailandlandofsmiles.com/wp-c...-Chinatown.jpg

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 17664054)

Maybe I see the bad more than the good.

It does ruffle my feathers when I read about Thailand being a utopia because it just isn't.

Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17664140)

A utopia for some could be a hell for others.

I have been fortunate in my travels to have had mostly positive experiences, in both 1st and 3rd world countries. In fact, I think I have been in more "unsettling" circumstances in 1st world countries than 3rd.

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 17663806)

http://www.bigmangobar.com/wp-conten..._nut/leper.jpg

http://www.hasekamp.net/experiences/experiences01.jpg

http://memock.files.wordpress.com/20...ower-lines.jpg

http://thailandlandofsmiles.com/wp-c...-Chinatown.jpg

Originally Posted by faxxaff (Post 17664217)

She sent him down with a sidekick. So she is not into Muay Thai as there is no such a technique in Thai Boxing. She must be into Karate or Taekwondo.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17664253)

I think it's called WHORE-KWONDO. She specializes in the Drunken Hooker technique.

Originally Posted by RDFrame (Post 17662117)

It all depends on how you look at it. Every country has its pros and cons, and it's just a matter of finding a place that suits you personally. Although you painted a pretty bleak picture, which is somewhat true, here's an example of one of the many benefits of living here...

Say you're driving on your motorcycle, and get pulled over for not wearing a helmet. Cop asks for your license, which you don't have, so then asks for your ID, which you again don't have. In response, the cop gives you a smile, says "$6 please", and after payment you're off on your way without worry. Try that in the US, and your bike gets impounded, you get hauled to the station for a bit, costs you a few hundred, etc.

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17662493)

Out of curiosity, what countries have you visited?

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17664240)

http://www.stanford.edu/group/ccr/bl...0mcdonalds.jpg

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17664296)

yeah that would be nice. I've been stopped at an insurance check point, had insurance but didn't receive the updated insurance card yet. So the card I had showed a date that expired 2 days before. They don't care. I tell them I have insurance, it could be verified. They said if you can't get someone to bring you the new card before the tow truck arrives then tough shit. I had someone pulling up with my *updated* card to show them I had coverage but the tow truck was already there. Never mind the fact there was 5 other people who really didnt have insurance it could have towed instead and that it didn't hook me up yet, the asshole cop said it was too late. I'm showing the asshole the new card but he says " too late" and calls the tow truck over to tow me.

So I have my car towed, license plate taken off of it. The asshole cop tells me I can go get my plate that day, show proof of insurance so I wont have to pay the ticket at least, then I could go get my car back from the company that towed it. So I head straight to the traffic court to show proof, I wait for 3 hours for my number to come up. I go to the window and explain it to the lady and she says " on no, we never get the plates the same day, it usually takes 2 days before we get them". BUT, she says if you want to pay $150 for a new plate we can issue you a new one right now so you don't have to wait 2-3 days to get your car back. So lets see, wait 2-3 more days without a car, and have to come back and waste 3 more hours or buy a new plate now. So after being extorted, I pay the $150 for a new plate then I drive over to get the car from the *company* (term used lightly) who towed it. By the time I did all of this it was 4:30 and they had already closed. So I go back 8am the next day to get it. They charged me to tow it which was a couple hundred bucks and like $30 a day "storage". He had me down for 2 days, which the car wasn't even there for 24 hours much less "2" days. Whole days wasted a ton of my time and cost me about $400.

What a nightmare. So I agree, some places you deal with bullshit. But the moral of the story is now I make sure to have updated insurance cards in my car and never forget to replace them even if it is only for a couple days. I try to not leave my self susceptible to having to deal with stupid bullshit like that by not putting myself in those situations.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17664240)

Images from the USA

Point is... everywhere has good and bad. And while there is PLENTY of total shit in countries like Thailand, and I could write books on the bad here, but there is a lot more good. If you only subject yourself to the bad and stay in the crowded tourist areas or poorest parts, then shit is all you will see see.

Back to flooding... a lot of Thailand is under water right now. Broken dams in the north east and a typhoon in the south. Some areas have as much as 2 meters.

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17664106)

Not sure what you are trying to say as I can pull up shit from the UK too :2 cents:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17659228)

I don't know what the guy in the video is talking about, she's a hooker. A big one.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17664240)

I
Point is... everywhere has good and bad. And while there is PLENTY of total shit in countries like Thailand, and I could write books on the bad here, but there is a lot more good. If you only subject yourself to the bad and stay in the crowded tourist areas or poorest parts, then shit is all you will see see.

Back to flooding... a lot of Thailand is under water right now. Broken dams in the north east and a typhoon in the south. Some areas have as much as 2 meters.