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  • JenniDahling
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    • Jul 2005
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    What is the strangest thing you ever had stolen from you?

    I just got a notice in the mail about the guy we caught taking stuff out of my Audi getting released from jail. All he took was the car manual and a bright turquoise beat box I had in the car for the beach. When the police showed up they found that he had stolen a bunch of random things from other houses like a cheap knock-off bottle of perfume that was only half full, and the faceplate to a car radio (without the radio).

    What was the weirdest thing you ever had stolen?

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    • baddog
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      • Apr 2001
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      My heart.

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        • Caligari
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          In the butt?

          Oops sorry, that was meant for the question "Where's the strangest place you ever had sex?"

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            • Yo Adrian
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              • Apr 2002
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              I had a car broken into once, dude stole my car stereo............ it was the kind with the detachable faceplate which I of course had in the house.. so he just took the unit w/ no faceplate. Maybe there's a market for those, who knows.
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                • SallyRand
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3487
                  #5
                  Someone once broke into my house and stole my alarm system.

                  No shit.

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                    • dyna mo
                      just a fucking jerk
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 68184
                      #6
                      washer & dryer.

                      had my harley stolen but the po po recovered it- undamaged! yessssssssssssssssssss

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                        • BIGTYMER
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                          • Nov 2004
                          • 17066
                          #7
                          I had a blue dress shirt stolen out of my car once.

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                            • Bossman
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                              • Jun 2006
                              • 1263
                              #8
                              Candy from an office fulll of expensive hardware... smashed a $500 window, kicked in several doors, and got away with $25 worth of candy.
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                                • docputer
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                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1103
                                  #9
                                  Somebody broke in and stole a black light and a card table once. The next time whoever stole a broken vcr and a deep fryer. The vcr had a tag on it saying it was unrepairable

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                                    • Cyndalie
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 3615
                                      #10
                                      Underwear. By a female friend. Because she 'liked them'. Weird.
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                                        • SZNY
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                                          • May 2004
                                          • 2800
                                          #11
                                          In Spain they stole the side mirrors from my car and I had to drive back to Amsterdam with them
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                                            • TDF
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                                              • Mar 2002
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                                                • iSpyCams
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                                                  • May 2009
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                                                  #13
                                                  Back in the 90's I bought a $20 cd player with a tape adapter for my car. Somebody broke a $400 dollar window of my car to steal it. I don't keep my car locked anymore.
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                                                    • fatfoo
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 27763
                                                      #14
                                                      A wooden toy that I carved out (in the shape of a hippopotamus) was stolen many years ago.
                                                      Last edited by fatfoo; 10-29-2010, 04:47 PM.
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                                                          My sock, I had to wear odd socks for the day ;(
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                                                            • PAR
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                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 1835
                                                              #16
                                                              They smashed the window to the car for change.. (maybe $10 worth)..
                                                              Leaving the stereo a $15k system alone..
                                                              (at the time my hobby was pissing of the world with stereos that were way to big)
                                                              The car and stereo were stolen about a year or so later.

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                                                                • SallyRand
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                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 3487
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Another time I had parked my big Jimmy 3+3 one ton at a Perkins early on a Sunday morning to have breakfast with some of the local farmers. Left the keys locked in the truck, so some moron broke the wing window, stole my leather jacket (Patched, mind you with colors!), my primary chain belt, stole the keys, the change in the ashtray and left the truck where it was parked.

                                                                  About three weeks later I get a call from the bartender in a joint over in the next town who tells me that there is some biker wannabe drinking there wearing a jacket that looks a whole lot like mine. I tell the bartender to keep him drinking 'cause we are on the way. When we got there, sure as Hell, it was my jacket and by the time we were finished with the little chat we had with the guy, I had my jacket back, my belt back, all the money that he had on him, which was a bit more than it cost to repair the truck and the keys and title to his motorcycle.

                                                                  And tipped the bartender a whole lot!

                                                                  I chose to not prosecute him and gave the motorcycle to my nephew. The guy had to have a few stitches I think but didn't get any broken bones. By the way, do you know why they make pool cues thick at the bottom?

                                                                  This happened about two weeks after my forced transfer from active duty to the Radioactive Reserve and I was in a really bad mood.
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 38323
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                                                                      One time someone stole my favorite Fender Stratocaster Air Guitar...

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                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133986
                                                                          #19
                                                                          The punks stole my bedding along with my computer and small shit

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                                                                            • mchacal
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                                                                              When I was 19 I had this ugly used bike I bought from a church's charity bazaar for 10$ (I bought the ugliest one so no one would ever think about stealing that crap from me) And I got a nice high quality bike lock.

                                                                              Believe it or not once I left that piece of junk very well attached to one of the many public bike stands downtown montreal for a couple of hours and when I got back it was gone
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                                                                                • SallyRand
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                                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                                  • 3487
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                  The punks stole my bedding along with my computer and small shit
                                                                                  That kind of thing hurts more than if they had stolen your good shit.

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                                                                                    • amateurbfs
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                                                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                                                      • 1316
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Friend of mine had a tweaker neighbor break into his house, stole his laundry detergent, among other things..

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                                                                                        • Zorgman
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 6103
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Toilet paper. Seriously where I use to work I stayed for 6 weeks and it was an escort service type of business. I purchased toilet paper (as one does) and within 2 days all the rolls had been stolen by the hookers. They go and do a $2000-$3000 job, then blow it on coke and then steal the toilet paper and try and borrow $20 for the next days living. I had to hide my toilet paper. Never again will I work for an escort company.
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                                                                                            • munki
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                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 13393
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Wasn't stolen from me, but Beth and I we're involved so I'll count it.

                                                                                              The day before leaving for DC for a short trip Beth and I we're "saying our goodbyes" in our upstairs bedroom. Turns out that we'd left the window open. There were some low dollar crooks checking car doors and swiping odds and ends on the street below us. They got into our neighbors car (just below our window) and nabbed a couple juice boxes meant for their kids, and apparently found Beth and my moans and screams entertaining, so decided to stick around drinking Juicy Juice. We get a knock at our door from the cops a few minutes later, I answer wearing a towel... lol. We get a thank you from the neighbors for stalling and keeping the thieves occupied and entertained.

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                                                                                                • BlackCrayon
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 19634
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  my vanilla ice cassette tape.
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                                                                                                    • troncarver
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2006
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      a unopened gallon of v8 splash out of my refrigerator ... one of many items my ex-neighbor stole when he broke into my house...i dont live in a bad neighborhood - he just needed his fix
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                                                                                                        • Chris
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                                                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          a couple pens and a stack of cd's out of my car
                                                                                                          they left all the change .. gps ... cd player
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                                                                                                            • GTS Mark
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 20912
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Had $80 stolen out of my pocket in the hockey area's dressing room last week while i was on the ice.

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                                                                                                                • Cradle
                                                                                                                  meh
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                  • 1438
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  someone stole a pumpkin this week lol

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                                                                                                                    • candyflip
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                      • 43069
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Some dude stole my favorite Lucky jeans and pulled a gun on me when I tried to get them back.

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                                                                                                                        • Yngwie
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                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                          • 11118
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          for me it's not what was stolen, but the fact that someone broke into my house, took all of my cds and.. stole them all?? Noooooo.. the thief scattered them all in the garden in the back yard.. 400+ cds all over the garden. Really, wtf was the point of breaking into someones house, leaving the stereo system and all other goodies, but taking all of the cds only to throw them all n the garden?

                                                                                                                          I got a good laugh and at the same time felt relieved that nothing was stolen or broken.
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                                                                                                                            • dyna mo
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                                                                                              • 68184
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                              Some dude stole my favorite Lucky jeans and pulled a gun on me when I tried to get them back.
                                                                                                                              hope you weren't wearing them at the time, that would make them unlucky jeans eh!

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                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                                                                                  for me it's not what was stolen, but the fact that someone broke into my house, took all of my cds and.. stole them all?? Noooooo.. the thief scattered them all in the garden in the back yard.. 400+ cds all over the garden. Really, wtf was the point of breaking into someones house, leaving the stereo system and all other goodies, but taking all of the cds only to throw them all n the garden?

                                                                                                                                  I got a good laugh and at the same time felt relieved that nothing was stolen or broken.
                                                                                                                                  That sounds like a ex to me..damn she devils

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                                                                                                                                    • adultzone
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                                                                                                                                      • May 2010
                                                                                                                                      • 1499
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      My ear bud. I don't know why people stole my ear bud.

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                                                                                                                                        • Sharky
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 4938
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                                                                                                                          I just got a notice in the mail about the guy we caught taking stuff out of my Audi getting released from jail. All he took was the car manual and a bright turquoise beat box I had in the car for the beach. When the police showed up they found that he had stolen a bunch of random things from other houses like a cheap knock-off bottle of perfume that was only half full, and the faceplate to a car radio (without the radio).

                                                                                                                                          What was the weirdest thing you ever had stolen?
                                                                                                                                          You forgot the best part of the story - Morten and I caught him in the act! I stopped him as he tried to drunkenly ride away on his bike! We called the cops, as they arrived 4 cops tackled him. They asked me if I laid a beat down on him (he was bloody from running the bike into a tree a few times). When I said no they told me i should have beat his ass and posted it on Youtube. Robbery is evidently a green light for an ass-whooping.

                                                                                                                                          Good times!
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                                                                                                                                            • candyflip
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 43069
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                                                                              hope you weren't wearing them at the time, that would make them unlucky jeans eh!
                                                                                                                                              Nah. He was just hanging out one day and grabbed them. Someone my roommate at the time knew.

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                                                                                                                                                • tehHinjew
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                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2006
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                                                                                                                                                    • topnotch, standup guy
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                                                      Some dude stole my favorite Lucky jeans and pulled a gun on me when I tried to get them back.
                                                                                                                                                      Would that be the same dude you've got wrapped around your neck now?
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                                                                                                                                                        • Yngwie
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                                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 11118
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                                                                                          That sounds like a ex to me..damn she devils
                                                                                                                                                          You're right, sounds like an ex, but it wasn't in this case. haha
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                                                                                                                                                            • NikKay
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                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                                                                              A random female "friend" stole my panties once... WTF is that?

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                                                                                                                                                                • theking
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 21053
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                                                                                                                                                  I just got a notice in the mail about the guy we caught taking stuff out of my Audi getting released from jail. All he took was the car manual and a bright turquoise beat box I had in the car for the beach. When the police showed up they found that he had stolen a bunch of random things from other houses like a cheap knock-off bottle of perfume that was only half full, and the faceplate to a car radio (without the radio).

                                                                                                                                                                  What was the weirdest thing you ever had stolen?
                                                                                                                                                                  The flushing apparatus from inside the tank of the toilet in a former office building that I was located in.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Serge Litehead
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                                                                                                                      for me it's not what was stolen, but the fact that someone broke into my house, took all of my cds and.. stole them all?? Noooooo.. the thief scattered them all in the garden in the back yard.. 400+ cds all over the garden. Really, wtf was the point of breaking into someones house, leaving the stereo system and all other goodies, but taking all of the cds only to throw them all n the garden?

                                                                                                                                                                      I got a good laugh and at the same time felt relieved that nothing was stolen or broken.
                                                                                                                                                                      maybe some annoyed neighbor did this to you or mad relative?


                                                                                                                                                                      the strangest thing that was stolen from me was my diesel cologne when i was moving out of an apartment.

                                                                                                                                                                      was robbed once with a loaded gun pointed to my head (i know it was loaded because guy showed magazine before pointing the thing at me), fuckers took pair of T1200's, mixer and amp after one party i threw during HS/college years

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Dirty Dane
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Someone stole my toilet seat at party but I think they did it more for fun than usage.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • TeenCat
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  A long time ago I had a coworker who washed his clothes at laundrymats... One day his car was broken into and they stole his bag of dirty laundry on laundry day, so he had to wear his only clothes left, (a tweed suit) to work til payday so he could buy new clothes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              somebody stole the paving stones from my patio while i was away on vacation ...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Someone nicked my shin pads from the football changing rooms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I just got a notice in the mail about the guy we caught taking stuff out of my Audi getting released from jail. All he took was the car manual and a bright turquoise beat box I had in the car for the beach. When the police showed up they found that he had stolen a bunch of random things from other houses like a cheap knock-off bottle of perfume that was only half full, and the faceplate to a car radio (without the radio).

                                                                                                                                                                                                      What was the weirdest thing you ever had stolen?
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