50 Secrets Your Pilot Won't Tell You

Oh Michael O is back, yay.

What are 50 secrets Christopher Mallick won't tell us?

leave it go, seriously. how would you like it if everyone hounded you about your old boss at KFC?

I would spit in their chicken and deny it to my new boss at KFC.

Brother is a pilot but here is one of his "Stories"

Women breast feeding their purse sized dogs.... and yes you read that right.

Loose cougars, and wild animals in cargo hold for baggage handlers to be suprised upon opening cargo doors...

Forgetting to flip the air conditioner on for animals in cargo hold, and yes it gets hot in there.

Couples getting busy in the small ass plane bathroom

Faking like your sleeping in your boyfriends lap, when really its the slowest blowjob people ever do.

Before a pilot takes off they do a inspection, walk around plane, kick the tires and etc...
Checking off everything is ok, then landing and doing a check again and then noticing your missing a landing gear door.

I could go on for ages with all the stories my brother and his pilot friends spout out.... Its comedy hour...

Interesting read, thanks.