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Captcha · 10-15-2010, 10:19 AM

What would you do??

I will kick his head, something nice like this

JFK · 10-15-2010, 10:22 AM

Love keyboard warriors

Captcha · 10-15-2010, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Love keyboard warriors

LOL

Fat Panda · 10-15-2010, 10:23 AM

You are now an official suspect...

epitome · 10-15-2010, 10:26 AM

In reality you'd say "oh hi Chris, it is such an honor to meet you. You did amazing things for this biz and I'd like to talk to you about a few things we can do together. Here's my number, give me a ring when you have some free time and I'll buy us some drinks."

pimpware · 10-15-2010, 10:26 AM

I think I will never see him because I'm a broke pr0n webmaster and he is a rich guy who are always in motion in private jets surrounded by hookers and spending our monies

DWB · 10-15-2010, 10:28 AM

Considering I didn't lose anything, I'd wish him luck on his new venture where he will return to adult and scam you dumb asses again. ;-)

zeuse · 10-15-2010, 10:28 AM

I would hit him with my spacebar.

Captcha · 10-15-2010, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC

You are now an official suspect...

Ops, i´ve edited my text,

Emil · 10-15-2010, 10:29 AM

I would thank him for the wonderful service he did provide for years.

MaDalton · 10-15-2010, 10:29 AM

no one will do anything

96ukssob · 10-15-2010, 10:31 AM

keyboard warriors indeed...

maybe a small % of people here would actually confront him on where there money is, but the chance of finding him alone somewhere and not surrounded by other people is slim to nil... and what would he possibly do for you at that point?

likewise, everyone else would go up to him like epitome said and try to talk to him and bring up about their funds. he would most likely hand you a business card or tell you to email somewhere to inquire. you would leave thinking its a victory, he would walk away knowing you are a nobody chump

regardless, I'll still willing to put my bet on its NOT Mallick who has everyone's money as I've seen how these things unfold... Instead of 1 person that has your money, there are probably quite a few that have it tied up in accounts or in escrow while litigation goes on

Phoenix · 10-15-2010, 10:37 AM

id keep an eye out for his bodyguard..or his lawyers already all paid up and ready to hand out lawsuits

you don't reach his level of success and money without knowing how to fuck with someone hard that fucks with you

im just saying tread carefully there, sometimes its best to let sleeping tigers lie

spazlabz · 10-15-2010, 10:39 AM

I would ask him for a loan

I'd pay him back with interest too.... as soon as those pesky funds stopped moving

VicD · 10-15-2010, 10:41 AM

I tell him him that it was not a nice thing to do, STEALING MY FUCKING MONEY

seeandsee · 10-15-2010, 10:42 AM

gave him a cookie

Lushbucks · 10-15-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

gave him a cookie

lmao

Screwed Up · 10-15-2010, 10:48 AM

Go to the ATM with him...

Davy · 10-15-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JudithB

lmao

sig too big

MissDiva · 10-15-2010, 10:55 AM

I would drink a wisebeer with him in Munchen

))))))))))

MrRob · 10-15-2010, 11:02 AM

I'd buy him a drink and tape it.

325,000 views on Youtube + all that adsense money.

SykkBoy · 10-15-2010, 11:06 AM

I would hound him to produce my screenplay "Zombie Claus"

marketsmart · 10-15-2010, 11:12 AM

i'm going to smash him in the face with one of those whip cream pies......

that ought to embarrass him real bad....

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Jarmusch · 10-15-2010, 12:00 PM

Give him two black eyes, perhaps.

The Duck · 10-15-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Give him two black eyes, perhaps.

Double trouble · 10-15-2010, 12:33 PM

Cash · 10-15-2010, 01:24 PM

I'd ask him if he could spare a million or two ...

Kenny B! · 10-15-2010, 02:11 PM

I'll never see him and more than likely neither will any of you!

2intense · 10-15-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC

You are now an official suspect...

papill0n · 10-15-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Considering I didn't lose anything, I'd wish him luck on his new venture where he will return to adult and scam you dumb asses again. ;-)

well we can only hope you get ripped off asap then

nt99 · 10-15-2010, 02:16 PM

I'd give him a blowjob

Ron2k1 · 10-15-2010, 02:17 PM

Socks · 10-15-2010, 02:18 PM

I would wrestle him. Something like this.

Captcha · 10-16-2010, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

I would wrestle him. Something like this.

LOL

J. Falcon · 10-16-2010, 06:00 AM

I'd jump in front of his car and pretend like I was hurt.

Chosen · 10-16-2010, 07:25 AM

Nice thread so far

martinsc · 10-16-2010, 09:03 AM

Jarmusch · 10-16-2010, 09:28 AM

Funny how no one here would simply say they want their money. Afraid of getting whacked?

DBS.US · 10-16-2010, 10:21 AM

Nobody here is going to do anything. You guys got ripped off big time and didn't do anything, not even a little post on ripoff report.

The porn industry used to be filled with real mob guys and look what we have now

Barefootsies · 10-16-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captcha

If someday you see Chris Mallick

What would you do??

Give him a thunderous high five.

SomeCreep · 10-16-2010, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Give him two black eyes, perhaps.

GAMEFINEST · 10-16-2010, 10:27 AM

not really...go to a party with him and the hot whroes

Agent 488 · 10-16-2010, 10:45 AM

apply to be his new pool boy.

mrsmut · 10-16-2010, 10:46 AM

The story hasn't ended yet.

It may depends on what Mallick's do in the following days/weeks

seanchai · 10-16-2010, 11:52 AM

Actually, there is a probable chance I will run into him - and if he hasn't refunded my $15k then I don't give a shit where he is, or in whose company, I'll go over and ask him for it and let whomever he is with, know what sort of person they're dealing with.

I'm not a keyboard warrior ... I'm pissed off.

Roald · 10-16-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Screwed Up

Go to the ATM with him...

same here.

about 50 times!

wild johnny · 10-16-2010, 12:07 PM

There are 2 kinds of people in this world.
1.) The kind I like
2.) The kind I don't like.

I have not even met this guy and he is already a 2. You rarely get a second chance at a first impression..

superdio · 10-16-2010, 01:18 PM

I throw a shoe, or crash a cake in the face, or both.

Tippy · 10-16-2010, 03:29 PM

I'd kick him in the balls and then run... I'm not the biggest guy, funny how fast small guys can run, I guess it's our given gift at birth to help us survive or at least not get our ass kicked.

Captcha · 10-18-2010, 10:10 AM

bump bump

10-15-2010, 10:19 AM	#1
Captcha Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,374	If someday you see Chris Mallick What would you do?? I will kick his head, something nice like this Last edited by Captcha; 10-15-2010 at 10:28 AM..

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10-15-2010, 10:23 AM	#4
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10-15-2010, 10:26 AM	#5
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	In reality you'd say "oh hi Chris, it is such an honor to meet you. You did amazing things for this biz and I'd like to talk to you about a few things we can do together. Here's my number, give me a ring when you have some free time and I'll buy us some drinks."

10-15-2010, 10:28 AM	#7
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Considering I didn't lose anything, I'd wish him luck on his new venture where he will return to adult and scam you dumb asses again. ;-)

10-15-2010, 10:28 AM	#8
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10-15-2010, 10:31 AM	#12
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	keyboard warriors indeed... maybe a small % of people here would actually confront him on where there money is, but the chance of finding him alone somewhere and not surrounded by other people is slim to nil... and what would he possibly do for you at that point? likewise, everyone else would go up to him like epitome said and try to talk to him and bring up about their funds. he would most likely hand you a business card or tell you to email somewhere to inquire. you would leave thinking its a victory, he would walk away knowing you are a nobody chump regardless, I'll still willing to put my bet on its NOT Mallick who has everyone's money as I've seen how these things unfold... Instead of 1 person that has your money, there are probably quite a few that have it tied up in accounts or in escrow while litigation goes on __________________ Email: Clicky on Me Last edited by 96ukssob; 10-15-2010 at 10:32 AM..

10-15-2010, 10:37 AM	#13
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10-16-2010, 10:27 AM	#42
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10-16-2010, 10:45 AM	#43
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10-16-2010, 10:46 AM	#44
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10-16-2010, 11:52 AM	#45
seanchai A Grooby Guy Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 397	Actually, there is a probable chance I will run into him - and if he hasn't refunded my $15k then I don't give a shit where he is, or in whose company, I'll go over and ask him for it and let whomever he is with, know what sort of person they're dealing with. I'm not a keyboard warrior ... I'm pissed off.