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  • JenniDahling
    Market Penetration Specialist
    • Jul 2005
    • 5285

    #1

    5 Super Neat Ways to Use a Hooker











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  • RyuLion
    • Mar 2003
    • 32369

    #2
    Hookers. Can't live with them, can't live without them..
    Last edited by RyuLion; 10-07-2010, 11:53 AM.

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    • rhon23
      Rebel Girl
      • Jun 2003
      • 3275

      #3
      thats funny

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      • cwd
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2006
        • 1955

        #4
        I want a magical cave of awesome...

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        • amateurbfs
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2010
          • 1316

          #5
          This has already been posted and is just as stupid as the last time. I use hookers for their only true use, being a cum dumpster.

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          • FilthyRob
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 6741

            #6
            Hookers need love too
            AKA - Clubsexy

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            • punker barbie
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              • Nov 2003
              • 10232

              #7
              hahahaha
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              • chronig
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                • Oct 2009
                • 2653

                #8
                Is this you?

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                • X37375787

                  #9
                  oatmeal ftw

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                  • D Ghost
                    null
                    • May 2006
                    • 9820

                    #10
                    Oatmeal = Permanent Win

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                    • Karupted Charles
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 1662

                      #11
                      Whore mountain lol love it.
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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77397

                        #12
                        hooker? you mean girlfriends right?
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                        • JakeLive
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 52

                          #13
                          Hahaha, classic !
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                          • Frisky Cash
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                            • Sep 2010
                            • 148

                            #14
                            Whats wrong with being a hooker? At least they get a fuck unlike some of you who just dream about it.

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                            • SleazyDream
                              I'm here for SPORT
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 41470

                              #15
                              I hired one to shave my back hair once - no joke.
                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                              Now read without the word dog.

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                              • PornMD
                                Mainstream Businessman
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 9291

                                #16
                                Originally posted by amateurbfs
                                This has already been posted and is just as stupid as the last time.
                                Word. Oatmeal being considered funny these days is another sign of society turning to shit.
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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323

                                  #17










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                                  • Vendzilla
                                    Biker Gnome
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 23200

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude










                                    ADG
                                    ADG, I have to wonder, do you spend a lot of time compiling a list of joke photos for GFY usage?

                                    these rock BTW!!!
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                                    think about that

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                                    • beemk
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 20829

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by rhon23
                                      thats funny
                                      stop posting and go make me a couch fort hooker!
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                                      • rhon23
                                        Rebel Girl
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 3275

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by beemk
                                        stop posting and go make me a couch fort hooker!
                                        you are such an ass!

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                          ADG, I have to wonder, do you spend a lot of time compiling a list of joke photos for GFY usage?
                                          I asked him that years ago and he failed to respond even with a photo essay. Since then I have spent some time with him and get the impression that he is pretty intelligent. I think they are spur of the moment choices.

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                                          • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 5449

                                            #22
                                            funny stuff, thanks for the late day laugh chica
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                                            • Frisky Cash
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                                              • Sep 2010
                                              • 148

                                              #23


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                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 38323

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Vendzilla

                                                ADG, I have to wonder, do you spend a lot of time compiling a list of joke photos for GFY usage?

                                                these rock BTW!!!
                                                Originally posted by baddog

                                                I asked him that years ago and he failed to respond even with a photo essay. Since then I have spent some time with him and get the impression that he is pretty intelligent. I think they are spur of the moment choices.


                                                Ding, ding, ding...

                                                You're right Baddog, not about the pretty intelligent thing, but about the random spur of the moment nature of how I find most of the pictures which I post.

                                                I tend to come to GFY in spurts throughout the day to break up the monotony of editing photos and videos, and in a word association stream of (un)consciousness, I try to quickly find images to entertain or enlighten myself and others (although I especially enjoy locating and posting ambiguous images).

                                                I have a pretty good (almost photographic, but mostly pornographic) memory, so I challenge myself to recall images I saw somewhere on the internet, and then quickly find them.



                                                I do keep a collection of images which I have created/photoshopped myself, which I re-post periodically, since I took the time to make them, however for the most part, I deliberately try to avoid posting the same images too many times, so I am constantly searching for new images.



                                                So now you know...

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                                                • RyuLion
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 32369

                                                  #25
                                                  ADG and I, are the same at times..

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                                                  • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                    • 5449

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

                                                    I have a pretty good (almost photographic, but mostly pornographic)
                                                    that's my current facebook status, with the - ADG of course. love your post though, i've always been curious
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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 38323

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                      ADG and I, are the same at times..
                                                      Si, Senor RyuLion y yo, somos hermanos con diferente madres.



                                                      There is never a dull moment when we are in the same room together...

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                                                      • yuu.design
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                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 25924

                                                        #28
                                                        hahaha, so funny!
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                                                        • SallyRand
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 3487

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JenniDahling










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                                                          Me likey!

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                                                          • nico-t
                                                            emperor of my world
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 29903

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                            I hired one to shave my back hair once - no joke.
                                                            Jesus christ. She either quit the next day, crying for days in the foetal position in the shower. Or she killed herself.

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                                                            • JustDaveXxx
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                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 4111

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                              ADG, I have to wonder, do you spend a lot of time compiling a list of joke photos for GFY usage?

                                                              these rock BTW!!!
                                                              I was wondering the same thing.



                                                              I guessing that he is just Jedi fast with Google images.lol


                                                              Love ADG for his pictorial contributions to any thread.


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                                                              • brandonstills
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                                                                • Dec 2007
                                                                • 1964

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                                ADG
                                                                So wrong but I can't stop laughing.

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                                                                • charlie g
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                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 2759

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                  Si, Senor RyuLion y yo, somos hermanos con diferente madres.



                                                                  There is never a dull moment when we are in the same room together...

                                                                  ADG
                                                                  WKWKWKWKWKWKWKW!
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                                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 38323

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by charlie g
                                                                    WKWKWKWKWKWKWKW!


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                                                                    • calvinawe
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                                                                      • Sep 2009
                                                                      • 786

                                                                      #35
                                                                      oatmeal always delivers :|
                                                                      yep.

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                                                                      • munki
                                                                        Do Fun Shit.
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 13393

                                                                        #36

                                                                        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                        • JenniDahling
                                                                          Market Penetration Specialist
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 5285

                                                                          #37
                                                                          The replies in this thread delivers and ADG has mad Jedi Google Images skillz!!!

                                                                          Happy Friday Folks!!!

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