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Sly_RJ 01-11-2003 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


DAMN, I was fucking dead on.

:1orglaugh

MissBear 01-11-2003 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by p00p


"Fully Owned and Operated by Yours Truely, everything you See & Don't, hehe, is all me Baby!"

Hey, you are using my lines! Blasphemy!
And I suppose you answer your own e-mail, built your own site, run it, administrate it, bleh bleh.
Damn posers! :winkwink:

hi p00p, my bad, that's your line? I thought that I was being coy any witty when I redid my about me page just 2 days ago... *siGh* I can't win. hehe

YuPPers, I do it all... Only thing I don't have yet is my own server. :)

pixelminx 01-11-2003 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


DAMN, I was fucking dead on.

Dead on? You call getting it all wrong as dead on?

First you said I was raised in Nashville. WRONG. You said I never had contact with other races. WRONG (dated a Japanese guy for 5 years, raised 10 minutes from Detroit). You said I was a teen. WRONG. You said I was raised as a democrat. WRONG (Parents were republican). You said I liked and copied Avril. WRONG.

Yea... nice 'dead on' there Labret. :thumbsup :321GFY

[Labret] 01-11-2003 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


Dead on? You call getting it all wrong as dead on?

First you said I was raised in Nashville. WRONG. You said I never had contact with other races. WRONG (dated a Japanese guy for 5 years, raised 10 minutes from Detroit). You said I was a teen. WRONG. You said I was raised as a democrat. WRONG (Parents were republican). You said I liked and copied Avril. WRONG.

Yea... nice 'dead on' there Labret. :thumbsup :321GFY

Well now that we know you dont pay attention.

One, I called you a lefty. That doesnt mean democrat toots.

Two, I pegged you as typical young hot topic mallrat. According to you, you are not punk, you just like the "look". And if that doesnt scream Hot fucking Topic, then I dont know what else does. Given that, you can extrapolate a whoooole lot about a person. Your cards been pulled cattle.

What is Avril? Hot topic to the fucking core. neo-punk wrapped bubble gum pop, and you oooooze it.

Raised in Nashville? Again, I said "you are from Nashville? You one of those kids who never been around minorities yet wanna champion the cause"? And you were in the burbs of Detroit? What does that mean? You lived in whitey land. Who you trying to fool Avril. The only time you saw black people is when you cut through Detroit on your way to Birmingham. What Detroit burb calfed you out? I bet it was Roseville or Sterling Heights or some other white trash mecca.

Sly_RJ 01-11-2003 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


Dead on? You call getting it all wrong as dead on?

First you said I was raised in Nashville. WRONG. You said I never had contact with other races. WRONG (dated a Japanese guy for 5 years, raised 10 minutes from Detroit). You said I was a teen. WRONG. You said I was raised as a democrat. WRONG (Parents were republican). You said I liked and copied Avril. WRONG.

Yea... nice 'dead on' there Labret. :thumbsup :321GFY

You're 20, not 21.

quiet 01-11-2003 07:15 PM

too funny

[Labret] 01-11-2003 07:21 PM

I bet you roller blade and had a boyfriend at one time whos aol chatroom nick was Zer0 c00l.

Sly_RJ 01-11-2003 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I bet you roller blade and had a boyfriend at one time whos aol chatroom nick was Zer0 c00l.
She is kinda cute though. That perfect innocent teen just waiting to get fucked by a group of horny hung black men.

[Labret] 01-11-2003 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

She is kinda cute though. That perfect innocent teen just waiting to get fucked by a group of horny hung black men.

She one of those guilt ridden white girls who likes to date minorities to thumb her nose at the "system" and prove how progressive she is. While she cruises the sticks of Tenntucky blaring the strokes in her 82 celica with grrrl power and white stripes bumper stickers. I bet she has played around with other girls "experimenting", kissing other girls in public for the shock value. She is a woman of the 00's. Gen Y baby. Gen Y.

Sly_RJ 01-11-2003 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


She one of those guilt ridden white girls who likes to date minorities to thumb her nose at the "system" and prove how progressive she is. While she cruises the sticks of Tenntucky blaring the strokes in her 82 celica with grrrl power and white stripes bumper stickers. I bet she has played around with other girls "experimenting", kissing other girls in public for the shock value. She is a woman of the 00's. Gen Y baby. Gen Y.

You don't picture a large black man ripping into her pussy?

cherrylula 01-11-2003 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


She one of those guilt ridden white girls who likes to date minorities to thumb her nose at the "system" and prove how progressive she is. While she cruises the sticks of Tenntucky blaring the strokes in her 82 celica with grrrl power and white stripes bumper stickers. I bet she has played around with other girls "experimenting", kissing other girls in public for the shock value. She is a woman of the 00's. Gen Y baby. Gen Y.

damn that makes me feel old... I have a couple of younger step-sisters who are like that too. One is hot topic goth, the other just got a tattoo and thinks she is the emo joan jett. Gen Y is it.

They fucking crack me up. No concept of their own personality or style at all.

[Labret] 01-11-2003 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

You don't picture a large black man ripping into her pussy?

I think deep down inside, she is scared of big black men, and probably black people in general. Notice she says she dated an asian guy. Very non threatening, small ding dong, passive individuals typically. And since she is a strong independent young woman, she would never date some kinda fratboy... only little femmie sensitive guys and skaters (her one night stand).

This is too easy.

[Labret] 01-11-2003 07:42 PM

I bet she has a babydoll tshirt that says "pornstar" on it. Or a carebear on it.

Sly_RJ 01-11-2003 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


I think deep down inside, she is scared of big black men, and probably black people in general. Notice she says she dated an asian guy. Very non threatening, small ding dong, passive individuals typically. And since she is a strong independent young woman, she would never date some kinda fratboy... only little femmie sensitive guys and skaters (her one night stand).

This is too easy.

Oh. We're talking about two totally different things.

You're talking about reality. I'm not. But yes, I agree with you.

asuna 01-11-2003 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx
Name: Lynn Hamilton

Race: White American

Age: 21

D.O.B.: 05/01/82

P.O.B.: New Jersey

Raised in: Michigan

Currently lives: Nashville (3 months)

Relationship Status: I have a boyfriend

Religion: None, was born into a Lutheran Protestant family (they had low interest in religion though)

Education: Graduated high school with a 2.8 GPA and one year of college so far.

Occupation: Web Design

How many partners I've had: four (3 boyfriend and a one nighter)

Health: Perfect!

Body type: Thin/average

Skin: Pale white

Eyes: Hazel

Hair color: Brown/Auburn

Bra size: 36 DD

Pics?: posted below...

Taste in music?: Japanese rock/pop/punk (contrary to popular belief I do not consider myself a punk, I just like the style, and I HATE Avril, thanks)

Skills?: Graphics, design, writing, semi-fluent in Japanese (all these skills are mostly self taught w/ some college, except for graphics and design).

Ever seen nude online?: Hell no, my shit ain't free. :winkwink:

Reason for being in the adult indust?: Got into it just recently, was told it was a good market for design.

nice pics :)

421Fill 01-11-2003 08:07 PM

Hello i'm Samantha 27 years old from Florida i have a webcam would you like to see me?



:winkwink:

Sly_RJ 01-11-2003 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by turbo
Hello i'm Samantha 27 years old from Florida i have a webcam would you like to see me?



:winkwink:

Nice try. Everyone wants Candy!

p00p 01-11-2003 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by MissBear


hi p00p, my bad, that's your line? I thought that I was being coy any witty when I redid my about me page just 2 days ago... *siGh* I can't win. hehe

YuPPers, I do it all... Only thing I don't have yet is my own server. :)

That is my concept, hun. I was posing as a chick running a site about the same time RB was posting as Kara.
I was a netchick for years until members started putting 2+2 together. I think the "I do this all myself, 'lil ol me and I" line is out. That is old school.
You gotta get the dude doing this site with you to jizz all over your face, do lotsa gonzo stuff, anal, group, girl/girl etc. THEN you make the real coin, you can quit your job and buy a Mustang GT.
Of course, if that schtick works for you, you are well worthy of a :thumbsup, and I congratulate you!

421Fill 01-11-2003 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Nice try. Everyone wants Candy!


:helpme

tony286 01-11-2003 09:34 PM

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'Scuse me, hun. This is now a MOFOBBW thread. You are not promiscuous enough, you are too skinny, and you are too cute to be in this thread. Please start your own.

Was that necessary? Does it make you feel better about yourself to be thoughtless about others?

p00p 01-11-2003 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by tony404



Was that necessary? Does it make you feel better about yourself to be thoughtless about others?

Being thoughtful towards others never got me anywhere. You are dealing with the new and improved p00p. :thumbsup

Stealthy 01-11-2003 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by Kiko_Wu

Well duh, I didn't get them so I could look wholesome and innocent.:girl

Heheheh I like you already :winkwink:

fnet 01-12-2003 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I bet she has a babydoll tshirt that says "pornstar" on it. Or a carebear on it.
Probably, but who cares. She's a fucking designer. She makes designs. You want she should cut her ear off?

MissBear 01-12-2003 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by p00p


That is my concept, hun. I was posing as a chick running a site about the same time RB was posting as Kara.
I was a netchick for years until members started putting 2+2 together. I think the "I do this all myself, 'lil ol me and I" line is out. That is old school.
You gotta get the dude doing this site with you to jizz all over your face, do lotsa gonzo stuff, anal, group, girl/girl etc. THEN you make the real coin, you can quit your job and buy a Mustang GT.
Of course, if that schtick works for you, you are well worthy of a :thumbsup, and I congratulate you!

LoL, you seem to have it out for me today...

p00p 01-12-2003 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by MissBear


LoL, you seem to have it out for me today...

Not at all. We share the same city, and I hate to see potential wasted. That is all. :thumbsup

VeriSexy 01-12-2003 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by Kiko_Wu

Yeah I've been hearing a bit of that lately, the funny part is they were fake before too LOL- I just went larger. I keep the old ones on my desk as a paperweight, it's great for grossing people out when they pick them up and start playing with them:1orglaugh


Haha, expensive paper weights =)

lilmia 01-12-2003 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by MissBear


Ahhh, I'm not alone! :) Hey girl and everyone else! :)

hahaha, heeey ;)

FATPad 01-12-2003 05:13 AM

Hi. I'm a talking dog. About 2 feet high, 120 lbs, brown and tan with black markings. I have really bad breath and I chase cars, cats, other dogs, leaves, my tail, and flies. I eat cat poop, too.

[Labret] 01-12-2003 12:00 PM

She never came back with anymore inane dribble and she was always good for at least that. I guess she wasnt as strong as she thought she was. The Goddess let her down.

alias 01-12-2003 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


She one of those guilt ridden white girls who likes to date minorities to thumb her nose at the "system" and prove how progressive she is. While she cruises the sticks of Tenntucky blaring the strokes in her 82 celica with grrrl power and white stripes bumper stickers. I bet she has played around with other girls "experimenting", kissing other girls in public for the shock value. She is a woman of the 00's. Gen Y baby. Gen Y.

". ..you play ethnic jazz to perfect your snazz on a 5 grand stereo, Bragging that you know how the ******s feel the cold and the slums got so much soul.. ."

alias 01-12-2003 12:09 PM

looks like her boyfriend is a webmaster:

The Today's Thumbs and Fleshquest Webmaster Page

!!ATTENTION!!

My girlfriend just opened her design site: Pixel Minx.
She is an INSANE designer and can do absolutely anything (and inexpensively because she wants to build her portfolio).
Mention that you are a submitter at Today's Thumbs and get a 10% discount!

http://www.todaysthumbs.com/webmasters.html

kelly 01-12-2003 12:12 PM

*Sigh* and people wonder why females don't post here so often :(

p00p 01-12-2003 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by kelly
*Sigh* and people wonder why females don't post here so often :(
Why not?

[Labret] 01-12-2003 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by kelly
*Sigh* and people wonder why females don't post here so often :(
She was abused because she was an idiot. Idiot bashing around here is non gender and non race specific. Although it does help when you are a woman, more material to work with.

JB1 01-12-2003 01:01 PM

its the same script


http://url.*******.com:8000/forum/

Honeyslut 01-12-2003 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


She was abused because she was an idiot. Idiot bashing around here is non gender and non race specific. Although it does help when you are a woman, more material to work with.

One does not have to be an idiot to be bashed around here although it helps...

:Graucho

Stealthy 01-12-2003 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]


She was abused because she was an idiot. Idiot bashing around here is non gender and non race specific. Although it does help when you are a woman, more material to work with.

:eek2 Mwahahahahaha...

p00p 01-12-2003 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by alias
looks like her boyfriend is a webmaster:

The Today's Thumbs and Fleshquest Webmaster Page

!!ATTENTION!!

My girlfriend just opened her design site: Pixel Minx.
She is an INSANE designer and can do absolutely anything (and inexpensively because she wants to build her portfolio).
Mention that you are a submitter at Today's Thumbs and get a 10% discount!

http://www.todaysthumbs.com/webmasters.html

Wonder if 'she' is really a 'he' and he is just using 'her' to get business? Sounds like the 'I am a real amateur running my own site all on my own' tactic. :winkwink:

alias 01-12-2003 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by p00p


Wonder if 'she' is really a 'he' and he is just using 'her' to get business? Sounds like the 'I am a real amateur running my own site all on my own' tactic. :winkwink:


I think you might be on to something

p00p 01-12-2003 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by alias



I think you might be on to something

Seriously. She has talked about her breast size a few times. That is something a man would do. Why does the size of her tits matter if she is doing webpages? Young girls looking for work and to make an impression don't come to boards saying "I am looking for work, I have 36DD boobs". Guys think that way, most girls don't. Especially young ones.

If it is her dude that posted her pics, that pisses me off because I thought it was her who put them up. I downloaded them, grabbed a bottle of Strawberry Angel sparkling wine, dimmed the lights, put on some Manheim Steamroller and got jiggy with her last night....piss me off! It is like I jerked to a fucking guy! :feels-hot


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