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munki · 10-04-2010, 11:13 PM

"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you -- I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

J$tyle$ · 10-04-2010, 11:29 PM

likes this

J$tyle$ · 10-04-2010, 11:38 PM

Love the Jay-Z acapella version too

campimp · 10-04-2010, 11:54 PM

that is awesome version, better than when he played with my favorite band phish, but the phish version still worth posting

big PIIIMPPINNN

munki · 10-05-2010, 08:55 PM

Jay Z produced the Fort Minor album with Mike Shinoda from LP shortly after the team up... pretty amazing shit all around.

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

10-04-2010, 11:13 PM	#1
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	99 Problems "Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four" "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you -- I know a lot of you are" I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit "Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" "Or somebody important or something?" Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-05-2010, 08:55 PM	#5
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Jay Z produced the Fort Minor album with Mike Shinoda from LP shortly after the team up... pretty amazing shit all around. This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-04-2010, 11:29 PM	#2
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	likes this

10-04-2010, 11:38 PM	#3
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Love the Jay-Z acapella version too

10-04-2010, 11:54 PM	#4
campimp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gamehendge Posts: 1,340	that is awesome version, better than when he played with my favorite band phish, but the phish version still worth posting big PIIIMPPINNN