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2MuchMark · 10-05-2010, 10:25 AM

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Lightning exits woman's bottom
From: The Australian October 09, 2006 12:00AM

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

24 Sata said the young woman had been released from hospital after being kept in overnight and was expected to make a full recovery

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-fr...-1111112332029

gmr324 · 10-05-2010, 10:28 AM

she probably won't need to do a colon cleanse for a while...amazing those rubber bathroom shoes saved her life

cwd · 10-05-2010, 10:31 AM

holy crap!

Davy · 10-05-2010, 10:31 AM

Ouch! That must have hurt more than a triple anal penetration.

The Heron · 10-05-2010, 10:52 AM

Lighting goes UP not down. So it shot UP her ass not out it.

Tom_PM · 10-05-2010, 11:02 AM

Too late for "hot piece of ass"?

Wow! Thats a crazy one! She's lucky.

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would make for a funny commercial for hemorrhoid creme

John-ACWM · 10-05-2010, 11:11 AM

Her lucky shoes...

Rankings · 10-05-2010, 11:36 AM

bonkersss

Sarah_Jayne · 10-05-2010, 11:38 AM

She will never ever drink from a tap again.

seeandsee · 10-05-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-fr...-1111112332029

ass heart

fatfoo · 10-05-2010, 01:09 PM

This lightning strike is unbelievable. How unfortunate. For some time, buildings have had a safety mechanism (highest point of the building) that is supposed to lead a lightning strike safely down into the ground, instead of into people.

Ethersync · 10-05-2010, 01:27 PM

scarlettcontent · 10-05-2010, 01:33 PM

no shit!!!

Frisky Cash · 10-05-2010, 01:35 PM

Does that mean her ass will not burn anymore when she eats a curry?

pornguy · 10-05-2010, 01:43 PM

I bet she gives good head.

SpicyM · 10-05-2010, 01:45 PM

I guess, anal sex is not on the plan this month

bronco67 · 10-05-2010, 01:58 PM

I call bullshit. Croatians can't afford shower curtains.

Jarmusch · 10-05-2010, 02:10 PM

avm79 · 10-05-2010, 02:35 PM

timlover · 10-05-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Lighting goes UP not down. So it shot UP her ass not out it.

even here on this board you're a complete dumbass. That's only outside you fool and its only one type of lightning called Ground To Cloud.

One of the most common is Cloud to Ground. When it strikes an object like a house and travels through conductors to reach a ground.

fuck you are so stupid. It makes you being so damn ugly take a second seat...

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