FLESHLIGHT sucks!!!!

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  • mizmiz
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2002
    • 1168

    #1

    FLESHLIGHT sucks!!!!

    I got it today.
    Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
    I dont feel anything with this shit!
  • itx
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2007
    • 980

    #2
    hmrrrrrmm

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    • suesheboy
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 5211

      #3
      Years of product testing and I have yet to find a decent toy for men. For women? Tons.
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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47882

        #4
        did you buy one or did you get a hookup deal?
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        • LeRoy
          Porn Pusher
          • Jul 2007
          • 13364

          #5
          Yah I heard that too from some others.

          It's called a handjob for a reason. lol
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          • BlueDude
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2008
            • 271

            #6
            WTF you can't get laid?

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            • charlie g
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 2759

              #7
              Yep bro, the hand can never be beaten. ?
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              • BloodFart
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 728

                #8
                Originally posted by mizmiz
                I dont feel anything with this shit!
                Don't blame them for your cock not hitting the sides
                Jesus = harry potter 2000 years ago.

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                • Slutboat
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 2388

                  #9
                  The Slut Boat soon will be making another run
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                  • Slick
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 7338

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Slutboat
                    ROFL, ha ha, I'll have to do that !

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                    • Chosen
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 63151

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Slutboat

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                      • DateDoc
                        Outside looking in.
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 14243

                        #12
                        a true spinner
                        Originally posted by Slutboat

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                        • ottopottomouse
                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 13177

                          #13
                          Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

                          Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.
                          ↑ see post ↑
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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94741

                            #14
                            Fleshlight is not intended for dogs. Goodluck.

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                            • HomerSimpson
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 13826

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Slutboat
                              wtf lol
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                              • Overload
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 3185

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BloodFart
                                Don't blame them for your cock not hitting the sides
                                i was about to say the same ... penis pills 1st and THEN fleshlight (not that i'd ever use one) ... rofl
                                There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                • DBS.US
                                  Geo Cities
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 11843

                                  #17
                                  It works great for the GFY crew that sells it, GFY guys don't need to use it.
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                                  • mizmiz
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 1168

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                    Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

                                    Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.
                                    Why such hate ottopottomouse, when I puted my cock up your mouth , you choked right?
                                    remember?
                                    Your such a liar I cant believe you... I really loved you

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                                    • fatfoo
                                      ICQ:649699063
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 27763

                                      #19
                                      You don't feel anything? That sucks.
                                      I noticed that I don't feel much with a condom of low sensitivity.
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                                      • Fucksakes
                                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 7567

                                        #20
                                        The Tenga Flip Hole is better

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                                        • Loch
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 7674

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                          Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

                                          Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.
                                          I just figured he was Asian lol

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                                          • Tippy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 1772

                                            #22
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                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009

                                              #23
                                              Screw the end cap tighter! Read the instructions. Wash after use.

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                                              • anexsia
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 5735

                                                #24
                                                Sometimes I seriously wonder about GFY

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                                                • Overload
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 3185

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by anexsia
                                                  Sometimes I seriously wonder about GFY
                                                  still? wow
                                                  There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                                  • mizmiz
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 1168

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mizmiz
                                                    I got it today.
                                                    Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
                                                    I dont feel anything with this shit!
                                                    Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
                                                    I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
                                                    Almost like a pussy even better...
                                                    Last edited by mizmiz; 09-26-2010, 08:17 PM.

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                                                    • lagcam
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 2890

                                                      #27
                                                      Fleshlight sucks?

                                                      So what is the problem? It is supposed to suck right?
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                                                      • papill0n
                                                        Unregistered Abuser
                                                        • Oct 2007
                                                        • 15547

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mizmiz
                                                        Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
                                                        I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
                                                        Almost like a pussy even better...
                                                        thats fucking awesome man now try filling it with a mixture of tiger balm, brake fluid and fire ants and get back to me asap

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                                                        • facialfreak
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 3018

                                                          #29
                                                          I thought he was announcing a new powered unit ....

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                                                          • PornMD
                                                            Mainstream Businessman
                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                            • 9291

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mizmiz
                                                            Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
                                                            I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
                                                            Almost like a pussy even better...
                                                            You should put a really sharp knife on the other end of it...supposed to be a killer sensation.
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                                                            • Davy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 4323

                                                              #31
                                                              It was okay the first time I used it.
                                                              Haven't used it much since.
                                                              I don't like the stickyness of the material when the lube dries out.
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                                                              • loreen
                                                                myadultdesign.com
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 12558

                                                                #32
                                                                My bf doesn't like it either. Used it once and then throw it away.
                                                                Had to wash it, warm it, lube it...
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                                                                • incredibleworkethic
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2009
                                                                  • 2302

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I actually swear by the fleshlight. I actually lost it when I was moving but until I moved I seriously used it twice a day. Fucking sweet. Maybe your cock didn't like the model you picked.

                                                                  I just fucking spit into the damn thing or use hand lotion and it works like a charm!

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                                                                  • Quence
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                                    • 210

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by mizmiz
                                                                    I got it today.
                                                                    Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
                                                                    I dont feel anything with this shit!
                                                                    you have teh micro-penis

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                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 20060

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Slutboat
                                                                      LOL that could be the beginning of something beautiful

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                                                                      • Scott McD
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 67798

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Well i had fun!




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                                                                        • PR_Glen
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 9058

                                                                          #37
                                                                          shouldn't have saved some money and picked up a used one...
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                                                                          • SleazyDream
                                                                            I'm here for SPORT
                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 41470

                                                                            #38
                                                                            fleshlights are actually pretty good - you have to heat them up with warm water and use a lot of lube though to get the proper effect - might be a little more effort and mess then your hand, but the effect is honestly pretty damn good and seriously better then some of the women out there these days.
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                                                                            • Quagmire
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 6490

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by loreen
                                                                              My bf doesn't like it either. Used it once and then throw it away.
                                                                              Had to wash it, warm it, lube it...
                                                                              sounds like the hassles you get with a real woman.

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