Personally, I'll take the "mutton chop" look over the "goatee" look any day of the week. Why? Cause any dweeboid can grow a goatee (and usually does, ick) while it takes a fucking MAN with fucking BALLS to walk around with mutton on his, um, chops. Like Mr. Neil Young, circa 1974:
Now, don't get blinded by the overt apparent "hipness" of the Goatee, it's an illusion. It may work on evil Spock:
But it's NOT cool on 99% of dudes, unless it's grown very, very long, like so:
Then it's just, you know, fucking weird, kinda like a Mohawk.
So let us celebrate the Mutton Chop! Shit, it looks even better when you multiply them, like Tribbles!
Now, don't get blinded by the overt apparent "hipness" of the Goatee, it's an illusion. It may work on evil Spock:
But it's NOT cool on 99% of dudes, unless it's grown very, very long, like so:
Then it's just, you know, fucking weird, kinda like a Mohawk.
So let us celebrate the Mutton Chop! Shit, it looks even better when you multiply them, like Tribbles!
Beards can get you laid like tattoos can get you laid: they're both conversation-starters for the opposite sex as well as "filters". Those who dig that look will be more apt to follow-through. Again, kind of like filtered blog traffic vs. random click traffic. LOL
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