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Vegas Ken 09-22-2010 09:07 AM

I read the yahoo linked article yesterday. I have been a Kelly Slater fan for years, his skill is just amazing!

justinsain 09-22-2010 09:18 AM

The biggest thing that stands out when comparing Kelly to those pictured is that Kelly's sport is in an uncontrolled environment. Jordon played on a basketball court. Rice played on a football field and so on.

Kelly does his thing in a constantly moving and changing environment often under extreme conditions. What sets him apart is the ability to adapt and navigate that environment AND do it better than anyone else whether it's free surfing or on his way to an unprecedented 10th world title. Keep in mind that surfing isn't a team sport and he earned all those titles on his own.

Jordon plays for a few minutes and then sits on the bench while the officials call a time out so they can go to commercial. Jordon gets up and runs on a flat, stationary floor and shoots towards a stationary basket that is in the same place the whole time he plays. If he is injured he has help at the sideline.

Jordon is the best at what he did and I loved watching him but in terms of athleticism he along with the others just don't stack up to what Kelly does.

LeRoy 09-22-2010 09:34 AM

Surprised nobody mentioned his list of hot GF's

Kelly Slaters Gf's :thumbsup:thumbsup

justinsain 09-22-2010 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17526305)
Surprised nobody mentioned his list of hot GF's

Kelly Slaters Gf's :thumbsup:thumbsup

I did in post #40 :thumbsup

The Demon 09-22-2010 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 17525879)
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O...lps_nc.jpg&t=1

athleticism
1. an active interest in sports.
2. an obsessive participation in physical activity. — athletic, adj.

Have you ever tried to paddle out in 10-15 foot waves? Most of those surfers are some of the best swimmers in the world.

Did you not read my post? Then why are you posting the same thing? I'm an athlete but I'm not a good swimmer. Being a good swimmer doesn't mean you're a great athlete, so what does me having trouble "paddling" have to do with my athleticism?

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Oh, so you are saying that there are 100 people in each of the four sports you listed that are more athletic than him. Wow, I can barely name 10 let alone 100 tennis players, but I have a hard time believing that the number 99 player in the world is more athletic than Slater.
And that's the 3rd time you're getting it wrong. I'm saying there are 100 athletes in those 4 sports combined that are better athletes than slater. And LOL@comparing Slater to the likes of MJ, Ronaldo, Jerry Rice, etc. I'm sure he would never put himself in that category.

cwd 09-22-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526570)
Being a good swimmer doesn't mean you're a great athlete...

But being a good basketball player does?

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526570)
And that's the 3rd time you're getting it wrong. I'm saying there are 100 athletes in those 4 sports combined that are better athletes than slater.

Sorry, when I read this
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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526570)
I can name you 100 people in any sport that are more "athletic" than him

I must have misunderstood.

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526570)
And LOL@comparing Slater to the likes of MJ, Ronaldo, Jerry Rice, etc. I'm sure he would never put himself in that category.

and with this, I will agree with you. Slater is far too humble to wade into that sort of debate.

The Demon 09-22-2010 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17526776)
But being a good basketball player does?

Name me a good basketball player who isn't a good athlete.




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and with this, I will agree with you. Slater is far too humble to wade into that sort of debate.
Get off his jock strap, you're not his psychologist.

cwd 09-22-2010 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526803)
Name me a good basketball player who isn't a good athlete.

I was comparing your ideas that if you are a good swimmer, you are not a good athlete, but being a good basketball player means you are a good athlete. Obviously we have different opinions on the definition. Still, you being a "pretty good" surfer, I am surprised to hear you don't find the abilities necessary to be a great surfer "athletic".



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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526803)
Get off his jock strap, you're not his psychologist.

wtf?

ottopottomouse 09-22-2010 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by adult-help (Post 17524953)
who gives his son name Kelly ???that a girls name...

I was expecting a girl too :(

jesse_adultdatingdollars 09-22-2010 12:09 PM

Im back to say it again. Anyone here wighing in who has never surfed needs to just quite down lol

Believe me Kelly can go shoot a jump shot. Put Jordan out in 5 ft pipe even. He would flat out drown , and Slater rides that shit 20+

All you internet surfers, recognize. Real surfing is the hardest sport to learn. Fact.
Second fact. Kelly Slater is the most dominant force ever at the hardest sport. End of story. Kelly Slater is the greatest athlete on the planet. He is super man on a wave.

The Demon 09-22-2010 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jesse_adultdatingdollars (Post 17526947)
Im back to say it again. Anyone here wighing in who has never surfed needs to just quite down lol

Believe me Kelly can go shoot a jump shot. Put Jordan out in 5 ft pipe even. He would flat out drown , and Slater rides that shit 20+

All you internet surfers, recognize. Real surfing is the hardest sport to learn. Fact.
Second fact. Kelly Slater is the most dominant force ever at the hardest sport. End of story. Kelly Slater is the greatest athlete on the planet. He is super man on a wave.

Pass what you're smoking Jesse.

Slutboat 09-22-2010 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesse_adultdatingdollars (Post 17526947)
All you internet surfers, recognize. Real surfing is the hardest sport to learn. Fact.


truth! - there is not even a close second.

Frisky Cash 09-22-2010 12:17 PM

Kelly is a girls name

cwd 09-22-2010 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17526956)
Pass what you're smoking Jesse.

I'm sorry, but it still surprises me that anyone who is a pretty good surfer, and you have told us you are, would not give the sport more respect. Could I ask, do you surf shortboards or longboards? Just curious.

The Demon 09-22-2010 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17527016)
I'm sorry, but it still surprises me that anyone who is a pretty good surfer, and you have told us you are, would not give the sport more respect.

You're continually using strawman arguments. I never said it wasn't a tough sport. I'm disputing all the hype and exaggeration you guys are giving it.

X37375787 09-22-2010 12:32 PM

I don't deny Slater's greatness.

But if you want to talk about a truly remarkable dominance in a sport that requires probably the most dedication of any, Phelps tops the list. I swam competitively for 17 years on an International level and the insanely difficult task to dominate in a fashion in which Phelps ruled the pool for the past 10 years is staggering.

http://home-gym-fitness-equipment.co...ael-phelps.jpg

justinsain 09-22-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 17527048)
I don't deny Slater's greatness.

But if you want to talk about a truly remarkable dominance in a sport that requires probably the most dedication of any, Phelps tops the list. I swam competitively for 17 years on an International level and the insanely difficult task to dominate in a fashion in which Phelps ruled the pool for the past 10 years is staggering.

http://home-gym-fitness-equipment.co...ael-phelps.jpg

If Phelps entered the IRONMAN triathlon this year do you think he would win and if he didn't win would you then consider the IRONMAN winner the better athlete?

cwd 09-22-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17527023)
You're continually using strawman arguments. I never said it wasn't a tough sport. I'm disputing all the hype and exaggeration you guys are giving it.

I think we are going to agree to disagree. You don't feel that a great surfer is a great athlete like a great basketball player or tennis player is a great athlete (by a large count, according to your "100 people in any sport that are more "athletic" than him" quote). Fine.

I am still curious what kind of board you ride. Where do you surf? I haven't been in the water in months...:(

The Demon 09-22-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17527086)
I think we are going to agree to disagree. You don't feel that a great surfer is a great athlete like a great basketball player or tennis player is a great athlete (by a large count, according to your "100 people in any sport that are more "athletic" than him" quote). Fine.

I am still curious what kind of board you ride. Where do you surf? I haven't been in the water in months...:(

There's a place in Galveston where you can surf and I just rent a board. I didn't say I was good, I'm ok enough to stand on the damn thing. There's some waves here but not as much as Hawaii or Australia.

X37375787 09-22-2010 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 17527071)
If Phelps entered the IRONMAN triathlon this year do you think he would win and if he didn't win would you then consider the IRONMAN winner the better athlete?

That is an incredibly stupid question. Pitting people against each other who don't train for the other's sport is retarded. Phelps doesn't train for ultra-endurance events. An Ironman winner will be blown to shits in the 200m Free. What is your point?

I was pointing out the dominance within a specific sport, in this case swimming and Phelps achieved greatness that has been unheard of until he entered the picture.

Coming to think of it, comparing athletes and their achievements against other sports is entirely retarded.

candyflip 09-22-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 17527048)
I don't deny Slater's greatness.

But if you want to talk about a truly remarkable dominance in a sport that requires probably the most dedication of any, Phelps tops the list. I swam competitively for 17 years on an International level and the insanely difficult task to dominate in a fashion in which Phelps ruled the pool for the past 10 years is staggering.

http://home-gym-fitness-equipment.co...ael-phelps.jpg

You beat me to it, but you're a fellow swimmer...so it's all good.

Slutboat 09-22-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 17527048)
I don't deny Slater's greatness.

But if you want to talk about a truly remarkable dominance in a sport that requires probably the most dedication of any, Phelps tops the list. I swam competitively for 17 years on an International level and the insanely difficult task to dominate in a fashion in which Phelps ruled the pool for the past 10 years is staggering.

http://home-gym-fitness-equipment.co...ael-phelps.jpg


If Phelps dominates for another decade he will approach Slaters standing as one of the worlds greatest athletes.

The Demon 09-22-2010 12:59 PM

And they might one day be in the same category as a Jordan, Rice, Pele.

cwd 09-22-2010 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17527094)
There's a place in Galveston where you can surf and I just rent a board. I didn't say I was good, I'm ok enough to stand on the damn thing. There's some waves here but not as much as Hawaii or Australia.

Ah, Texas...tough place to get waves. I always thought it would be a neat experience to try that tanker surfing...




And you did say you were good..

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17527094)
Yea, I'm actually pretty good too.


Anyway, it was my bad, you did give surfing its props.

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17527094)
If you're not athletic, then something like surfing is going to be more difficult for you than anything else.


have a good one.

OneHungLo 09-22-2010 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17527216)


have a good one.


http://images1.fanpop.com/images/ima...45_576_384.jpg

Slutboat 09-22-2010 01:29 PM

the OP at one of my favorite spots in Banda Aceh, Indo - 3 guys out all day

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a.../NIRVANAsm.jpg

cwd 09-22-2010 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17527296)
the OP at one of my favorite spots in Banda Aceh, Indo - 3 guys out all day

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a.../NIRVANAsm.jpg

hey man, I already said I havn't been in the water in months...you trying to make me more depressed:upsidedow

...nice wave though....

bushwacker 09-22-2010 01:41 PM

What's your criteria for "best athlete ever". Speed? strength? endurance?

Slutboat 09-22-2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 17527350)
What's your criteria for "best athlete ever". Speed? strength? endurance?


greatness doesn't necessarily have to involve those qualities although Slaters speed, strength and endurance are phenomenal - it's about legendary status with regards to greats from other sports. Tiger Woods could someday go down as the all time greatest.

Did you read the article?
http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/205...o%20seriously/

Slutboat 09-22-2010 02:00 PM

http://www.grindtv.com/surf/video/ke..._archival_fix/

bushwacker 09-22-2010 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17527412)
greatness doesn't necessarily have to involve those qualities although Slaters speed, strength and endurance are phenomenal - it's about legendary status with regards to greats from other sports. Tiger Woods could someday go down as the all time greatest.

Did you read the article?
http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/205...o%20seriously/

When I think of greatest athletes ever. I would consider bo jackson, an athlete that excelled in two professional sports.

Everyone has their own criteria, and i'm not hating on slater he's the best at what he does.

justinsain 09-22-2010 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 17527140)
That is an incredibly stupid question. Pitting people against each other who don't train for the other's sport is retarded. Phelps doesn't train for ultra-endurance events. An Ironman winner will be blown to shits in the 200m Free. What is your point?

I was pointing out the dominance within a specific sport, in this case swimming and Phelps achieved greatness that has been unheard of until he entered the picture.

Coming to think of it, comparing athletes and their achievements against other sports is entirely retarded.

There's nothing wrong with saying Phelps dominates his respective sport but this discussion is about the all around greatest athlete not the greatest athlete in their respective sport.

My point was a triathlon has swimming, running and cycling.

Phelps dominates in swimming which is one third of a triathlon.

He might win the swimming portion but would probably get beat in the other two. So my point was the all around better athlete would be the overall winner of the triathlon.


However, if you want to compare Phelps career against Slater's career, Kelly smokes him by a mile :thumbsup

Slutboat 09-22-2010 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17527094)
There's a place in Galveston where you can surf and I just rent a board. I didn't say I was good, I'm ok enough to stand on the damn thing. There's some waves here but not as much as Hawaii or Australia.


What's a nice Jewish boy like you doing growing up in Galveston, TX Mr. Demon?

No wonder your mind is so twisted and warped and your crazed racist and religious zealot ideology is always changing as if you're a schizophrenic.

You're from the greatest white trash backward inbred dumbfuck capital of the world. You should support your Governors efforts to break away from the US, please leave... no one wants Texas. (sorry Austin, you guys are cool)

Oh and Texas waves and surfers are the biggest jokes of the surfing world.

Slutboat 09-22-2010 03:45 PM

slater gets shacked in Indo

rogueteens 09-22-2010 04:03 PM

sorry but this Kelly person (whoever he is?) cannot be the greatest athelete in the world. simply because hardly anyone surfs compared to other sports, if it was a massive sport and the cometition was great AND he still stood head and shoulders over eveyone else then he would have a claim, until then ....

Slutboat 09-22-2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17528077)
sorry but this Kelly person (whoever he is?) cannot be the greatest athelete in the world. simply because hardly anyone surfs ....


ever been to Australia?

bushwacker 09-22-2010 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17528077)
sorry but this Kelly person (whoever he is?) cannot be the greatest athelete in the world. simply because hardly anyone surfs compared to other sports, if it was a massive sport and the cometition was great AND he still stood head and shoulders over eveyone else then he would have a claim, until then ....

Good point. How many pro surfers are there?

rogueteens 09-22-2010 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17528099)
ever been to Australia?

Why cut off my quote mid way through the sentence? Read it as it should be and it'll make sense, how many aussies play rugby, football, drinking, aussie football, ect compared to surfing?

campimp 09-22-2010 08:13 PM

best surfer ever? definitely.... best athlete ever? no

not that he is not an amazing athlete, but there is no "best athlete ever"... just impossible to compare athletes from different sports

jordan, rice, slater, bonds, woods.... add whoever you want to to that list, they are all among the top 1% of the top 1%, but you can never compare their skills, or athletic abilities.

but yeah... he definitely amazes me in the water.

and yes, if you give me 100 swings i could hit a 90 mph fastball

if you gave me 1,000 attempts at being towed into one of those waves i would probably be dead after the 1st attempt

KillerK 09-22-2010 09:06 PM

The great one says hi

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uE1n8xARdX...e+Gretzky3.jpg

justinsain 09-23-2010 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17528077)
sorry but this Kelly person (whoever he is?) cannot be the greatest athelete in the world. simply because hardly anyone surfs compared to other sports, if it was a massive sport and the cometition was great AND he still stood head and shoulders over eveyone else then he would have a claim, until then ....

How can you even judge a person if you have no idea who he is or what he's done or the sport that he participates in. It would be like giving a review of a movie that you have neither seen or heard of.

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Originally Posted by campimp (Post 17528697)
best surfer ever? definitely.... best athlete ever? no

not that he is not an amazing athlete, but there is no "best athlete ever"... just impossible to compare athletes from different sports

jordan, rice, slater, bonds, woods.... add whoever you want to to that list, they are all among the top 1% of the top 1%, but you can never compare their skills, or athletic abilities.

but yeah... he definitely amazes me in the water.

and yes, if you give me 100 swings i could hit a 90 mph fastball

if you gave me 1,000 attempts at being towed into one of those waves i would probably be dead after the 1st attempt

This was about who is the greatest athlete NOT who is the greatest competitor. There's a huge difference and many here are not making that distinction.

I think people are tying the sport too much into the athlete and that's not the best way to compare. To find the greatest athlete you would have to objectively separate him from his respective sport and see what other skills he has that makes him an all around athlete. That's why I made the comparison between Phelps and a triathlon competitor. Phelps is the best at swimming but probably sucks at running and other disciplines so there is no way he could be considered the greatest athlete.

A more efficient way would be to have a selection of athletes like Jordon, Rice, Bonds and Slater and put them through a series of athletic challenges much like a decathlon to determine their overall abilities. Of course many of those athletes are past their prime so you would have to consider what they did while at their best.

Once you've determined who is the most athletic in that way then you could add what they have accomplished in their professional career and by mixing the two a conclusion could be ascertained as to who is the greatest athlete.

Actually it might make for a very entertaining reality show with that format :winkwink:

Supz 09-23-2010 06:12 AM

other then this being one of the dumbest threads, compared to atleast 5-10 other people who played 2 professional sports (ex. Michael Jordan, Bo Jackson, Deon Sanders..) You are listing a surfer as the greatest athlete. Yea that makes sense. Do you know how many people want to become major league baseball players or soccor players or football players then want to become surfers? Not saying he is not great. But the success rate would be drastically higher.

Anyhow. My pick is not Kelly Slater. It is A.C. Slater for athlete of the century.

http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/AC-Slater.jpg

rogueteens 09-23-2010 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 17529551)
How can you even judge a person if you have no idea who he is or what he's done or the sport that he participates in. It would be like giving a review of a movie that you have neither seen or heard of.

By the same token, saying this Kelly bloke is the best athelete ever is the same as saying that you just watched your first ever film (say Independence Day, LOL!) and declaring it the best film ever.

cwd 09-23-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17528077)
sorry but this Kelly person (whoever he is?) cannot be the greatest athelete in the world. simply because hardly anyone surfs compared to other sports, if it was a massive sport and the cometition was great AND he still stood head and shoulders over eveyone else then he would have a claim, until then ....

using that logic, then the greatest soccer player would be the worlds greatest athlete, followed by the greatest cricket player...since those are the two most played sports in the world.

What I found interesting in the article was that it was asking what athlete has dominated his or her sport for as long as Slater. In a 20 year career (minus 3 years when he "retired" after winning 5 in a row) he has won 9 world championships and is currently ranked 1st once again with 4 contests to go.

Ultimately, there can never be a single "greatest", as Campimp said. But I certainly think Slater could be in that group of greatest.

rogueteens 09-23-2010 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17529683)
using that logic, then the greatest soccer player would be the worlds greatest athlete, followed by the greatest cricket player...since those are the two most played sports in the world.

What I found interesting in the article was that it was asking what athlete has dominated his or her sport for as long as Slater. In a 20 year career (minus 3 years when he "retired" after winning 5 in a row) he has won 9 world championships and is currently ranked 1st once again with 4 contests to go.

Ultimately, there can never be a single "greatest", as Campimp said. But I certainly think Slater could be in that group of greatest.

We are agreed then? Pele is the world's greatest athelete :)

cwd 09-23-2010 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17529711)
We are agreed then? Pele is the world's greatest athelete :)

...or is it Maradona...:upsidedow

...either way, Sir Donald Bradman must be number 2!!!

jesse_adultdatingdollars 09-23-2010 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by campimp (Post 17528697)
best surfer ever? definitely.... best athlete ever? no

not that he is not an amazing athlete, but there is no "best athlete ever"... just impossible to compare athletes from different sports

jordan, rice, slater, bonds, woods.... add whoever you want to to that list, they are all among the top 1% of the top 1%, but you can never compare their skills, or athletic abilities.

but yeah... he definitely amazes me in the water.

and yes, if you give me 100 swings i could hit a 90 mph fastball

if you gave me 1,000 attempts at being towed into one of those waves i would probably be dead after the 1st attempt


You make great sense my friend. Both points you made about not being able to pick a best athlete ever and your point about hitting a fast ball and dying on a huge wave are true.

Lets do some business sometime.

justinsain 09-23-2010 10:16 AM

After coming out of the tube at teahupoo Kelly popped the top on a can of Foster's and celebrated another ride.

(not my pic)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/..._430x303,1.jpg

Slutboat 09-23-2010 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by campimp

"and yes, if you give me 100 swings i could hit a 90 mph fastball

if you gave me 1,000 attempts at being towed into one of those waves i would probably be dead after the 1st attempt"

great quote!

Raf1 09-23-2010 10:34 AM

It's really to hard to compare atheletes in so many fields. I would say he's among the best


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