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Old 09-13-2010, 06:55 AM   #1
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And Now For Something Completely Different

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road "

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $82.84 per scoop....so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet , no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated yet?



After all this ePass shit, ya gotsta takes yer laffs where ya findz them!

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Old 09-13-2010, 06:56 AM   #2
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awesome, where can i get one?
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Old 09-13-2010, 06:57 AM   #3
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that is worded so oddly "a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate" should be just "a blend of chocolate and vanilla" etc. etc. So that ruins it for me- otherwise it's ok
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Old 09-13-2010, 06:57 AM   #4
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:00 AM   #5
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:04 AM   #6
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:05 AM   #7
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that is worded so oddly "a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate" should be just "a blend of chocolate and vanilla" etc. etc. So that ruins it for me- otherwise it's ok
nah, "a blend of chocolate and vanilla" is NOT the same as "a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate"
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:25 AM   #8
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Golly Gee Whiz! I sure thought this post would get more views!



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Old 09-13-2010, 11:35 AM   #9
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Golly Gee Whiz! I sure thought this post would get more views!



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Golly gee whiz willickers! ...
And Shuckie Durn!

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