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amacontent · 09-12-2010, 09:05 PM

I love when they lose and see Jerry Jones cry.

Pics Traffic · 09-12-2010, 09:17 PM

You must be Raiders fan. How did they do today?

dougeetx · 09-12-2010, 09:18 PM

I live in Dallas and I say, "FUCK THE COWBOYS!" It was a perfect football weekend... Saints won on Thursday...Steelers won...and the cowgirls lost! I predict a black & gold superbowl! Saints vs Steelers... right in Jerry Jones house! CLASSIC!

Slick · 09-12-2010, 09:19 PM

What a shitty way for the Cowboys to lose though, on a fucking holding penalty.

Spunky · 09-12-2010, 09:24 PM

Seahawks all the way

Supz · 09-12-2010, 10:39 PM

I am a Giants fan, and I am sure as hell the Cowboys will win more games then the Redskins this year (atleast that is what everyone is saying). So it was good to see the Cowboys go down in this game.

SuzzyQ · 09-13-2010, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Seahawks all the way

My husband has been a Seahawk fan since 1976!

Lightning · 09-13-2010, 05:06 AM

Redskins played a pretty good game imo.

Chris · 09-13-2010, 06:09 AM

i about had a heart attack last night when dallas tied it up with no time left and that fucking guy got a penalty

go freakin figure

J. Falcon · 09-13-2010, 06:13 AM

Spudstr · 09-13-2010, 06:51 AM

We were at the game last night.

we were in section 131 in the end zone. Let me tell you what, the energy in the last minute of the game was sheer amazement, the last 2 minutes heated up and the last minute was just wow.

Romo did a excellent job as he always does in the last 2 under extreeeeeeeeeeeeem pressure. Unfortunately the cowboys lost due to a offensive foul. Every one saw them catch in the end zone and we all cried and then 5 second later we see a flag go up and wouldn't you know. Offenseive foul. Skins players go nutttttttts and the whole stadium went crazy.

Never be fore have I seen or felt so much energy in a football game. It was nuts.

amacontent · 09-13-2010, 01:17 PM

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You must be Raiders fan. How did they do today?

I am a GIANTS fane and we won

LeRoy · 09-13-2010, 01:20 PM

Fuck all ya'll

Slick · 09-13-2010, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Fuck all ya'll

What he said

NaughtyVisions · 09-13-2010, 02:17 PM

I'm an Eagles fan, so my ideal situation last night would have been for a freak accident where both teams were obliterated and could not finish the season. That being said, I hate the Cowboys the most. I found this gem, written I believe last year:

Why Your Team Sucks: Dallas Cowboys

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1. Their new stadium will rape your wallet multiple times over. Some of the new features of Jerry Jones' (YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!) $1.2 billion Cowboys Stadium include carpeted floors (whee!), the world's biggest LCD screen (fer watchin' all dem big plays!), and a retractable roof. Oh yeah, there's also the $60 pizzas, and the $35, standing room only Party Passes the team is selling to an estimated 35,000 people PER FUCKING GAME. In other words, any time you attend a Dallas Cowboys game this year, nearly one third of the people in the stadium will be trying to take your fucking seat. Keep in mind that the city of Arlington approved $325 million in bonds to help in the construction of this thing. The new Cowboys Stadium is the football equivalent of the new Yankees Stadium: a painfully expensive, unnecessary luxury stadium that replaced a perfectly useful old home, partially paid for by taxpayers with the sole purpose of extracting more money from fans, perhaps at the expense of the home team's on-field success.

2. If I have to hear Berman say "How bout them Cowboys?" one more god damn time? Seriously, Jimmy Johnson. FUCK YOU. Just because you won the NFC title against the 49ers back in 1993 didn't give you license to coin a phrase that would stay in the football lexicon forever and ever, well past the point of tolerance. Not only does Berman use this phrase every week, but he does that thing he also does whenever he talks about the Raiders where he adopts a bizarre kind of baby talk voice. So it sounds kind of like, "Heh bet dem Caaaabayyyys?" I fucking hate this. I wish Berman were anally raped with a curling iron.

3. I'm an American, and I did not ask for this team. Speaking of annoying terms associated with the Dallas Cowboys, the phrase "America's Team" was coined by NFL Films VP Bob Ryan in 1979 because he needed a catchy title for the team's 1978 highlight film. That's the reason this team has been forced down America's throats now for the better part of three decades. Some asshole decided, "Hey, everyone loves the Cowboys!" then the media followed suit, then a bunch of fair-weather asshole fans adopted the team as their own. As a result, the Cowboys belong to the dreaded Yankees/Lakers/Cowboys axis of sports douchebaggery. If you root for two of those three teams, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SOCIETY WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF YOU WERE STRANGLED AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN A RAVINE. There's a reason every time a Cowboys fan calls into a radio station, they must always add the prefix "longtime" to "Cowboy fan" while declaring their affiliation. It's because no one believes them.

4. They won't even have a chance to choke away a playoff spot this year. While the rest of the division improved, the Cowboys were fit to stand pat with Wade Phillips (he of the 0-4 playoff record) as head coach. They also did virtually nothing to their roster, with the mild exception of adding LB Keith Brooking. In short, this is the exact same team as the one that shat the bed last year. Only thinner at wideout.

5. Always remember: Michael Irvin once stabbed a guy in the fucking neck with scissors. I can't stress that point strongly enough. There are so many reasons to loathe the Cowboys. They get more media attention than they merit. They attract numerous, annoying douchebag fans. They're from Texas. That one guy from Slate likes them, even though he doesn't actually like them. Goddamn Drew fucking Pearson fucking lucky prick. But above all, Michael Irvin is an attempted fucking murderer. Fuck that guy, fuck the Cowboys, and fuck Dallas in the chaps.

Wizzo · 09-13-2010, 02:25 PM

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Redskins played a pretty good game imo.

Just wait until next week after the Texans put smackdown on them... The Colts looked way better than they did and still got their ass handed to them all game! But don't worry, sure they will do the same to Dallas the week after to even things up!

Far-L · 09-13-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by amacontent

I love when they lose and see Jerry Jones cry.

Yeah that is nice, but the fact that hockey season is almost upon us is what I am thinking...

When are the Staples scrimmages/kings games happening?!

Caligari · 09-13-2010, 02:35 PM

heh, would not liked to have been that guy who did the holding...and it was blatant as well.
oh well...cowboys suck anyway! hahaha

NaughtyRob · 09-13-2010, 03:23 PM

I love it too!
I love it even more when the Steelers win even without Big Ben!

Penthouse Tony · 09-13-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick

What a shitty way for the Cowboys to lose though, on a fucking holding penalty.

If they had mugging penalties they would have called it that. lol

Lightning · 09-13-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Just wait until next week after the Texans put smackdown on them... The Colts looked way better than they did and still got their ass handed to them all game! But don't worry, sure they will do the same to Dallas the week after to even things up!

Bring it on my good friend..

How the hell are you bro..

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